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 Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 1:56 am
Just post the best jokes you ever heard so we can all have a jolly good laugh over them (racist jokes are okay so long as you don't use any ethnic slurs [if you do, they will be censored]) iRetaliate I'm in this internet cafe, and there's this huge ******** n***** sitting behind me reading everything I ty iRetaliate How do you address a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise! minimist There's a lion and a cheetah racing, and the cheetah ends up winning so the lion says "Man, youz a cheetah." The cheetah then replies "Naah man, you'z lion!" Lunchbox Material There's a lion chasing after a little monkey. The lion finally captures the monkey and takes out a knife, fork, and napkin. The monkey gets down on his knees and prays: "Lord, please make this lion be a good Christian" The lion then gets on his knees and prays: "Lord, I thank you for this meal..."
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:34 pm
Alright so there's a lion and a cheetah. They're racing. The cheetah ends up winning so the lion says
"Man, youz a cheetah."
and so the cheetah says "Naah man youz lyinn!"
LMAO.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:46 pm
Finding Out True Love Is Blind...
Okay Here's A Joke I Heard:
Theres A Lion Chasing After A Little Monkey.
The Lion Captures The Monkey Takes Out A Knife, Fork And A Napkin.
The Monkey Gets On His Knees And Prays:
"Lord Please Make This Lion Be A Good Christian"
The Lion Gets On His Knees And Says:
"Lord I Thank You For This Meal"
rofl
...And Loving You No Matter What.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:44 am
What kind of drink did Bruce Lee order when he went into Burger King? Wataaa!(Water)
What about food? A Whopaaa!(Whopper)
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:55 am
I don't really get it... like I get the fact that he's asian, but... there isn't really any correlation...
That's like saying... What drink does Shaquille O Niel drink? Kuwait... it's just kind of a rash stereotype...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:32 pm
Wtf is a Kuwait? I can't figure out what drink it is. But it's not a stereotype it's the sound he makes when fighting. =/
I can change it to George Lopez too he's always saying that.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:13 pm
minimist Wtf is a Kuwait? I can't figure out what drink it is. But it's not a stereotype it's the sound he makes when fighting. =/ I can change it to George Lopez too he's always saying that. Kuwait is a country, but it sounds like how a black guy says Kool-Aid smile
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:47 pm
I knew it was a country but lmao oh it didn't sound like kool-aid to me. Oh well.
I've gots another one then...
Would a lion ever cheat? I don't know but a tiger would.
(Tiger Woods)
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