So I met this guy at a con like last month. My friend was supposed to be my wingman cause this guy is total babe. Babealicious babeatron 5000 babetown USA. But due to my friend's ultimate failure as wingman, he started chasing her. But she has a boyfriend. It took a few weeks, but she finally convinced him that she's into her boyfriend and isn't gonna ******** Mr. Babechester III.
So he finally contacted me instead. Christ, what a d**k move. "hurr durr you're not into me let's see what your friend is up to hurr durr".
Well last night he calls me, while drunk at like midnight. I was already asleep because I'm a sad spinster obv. I hung up and he texted me later.
"wanna ********? jk"
Ugh.
Then this morning he texted me with basically "not really jk, ********>
The League Of Exraordinary Mormons
My life is irrelevant to my religion.
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