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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:05 pm


Please DISCUSS THIS in our ''We'll show them our hearts discussion thread'' I'd like to make this clean by having me and Mira post every other, making it less confusing.

Il mondo di Europa Authors notes: If you are a total weaboo, and don't care to even bother with anything Europe, get off my story, 'foo.



It had been five years. Five years, and they never came back to Dansho. While exploring to find a perfect place to set up their new empire, they found something better. Europe. This new, foreign world, was beautiful. Shane had always wondered how people like Naruto, Ino, Tsunade, and himself ended up in Asia, seeing as how it was all of Asian heritage, and now he knew why. Him and Naruto managed to blend in, making themselves seen as brothers, and Minato as their father, which wasn't wrong. Europe, at the time, still had sodomy laws. Sodomy was punishable by death, but there was a way out. It needed witnesses. Simple kissing wasn't illegal in all countries, but if someone saw you do it, they could easily get you in for 'sodomy.' However, Shane wasn't afraid of that. He had money, power, and a silver tongue. After a while of traveling, they finally settled into Milano, North Italy.

Europe was currently in great peril, because of disease, wars, reformations, purges, and more, horrible things. Europe didn't have Ninjas, they had Knights who could use similar powers, but they mainly revolved around Fire and Light. Knights had ranking systems, also, and they required much more in depth training.

The academy would be equivalent to a serf, genin to a squire, chunin to a page, jonin to a knight, and a Hokage would be a lord. It was somewhat surprising, as it seemed that Europe's force was much more powerful. However, it was largely occupied due to wars. Territory and power were everything to the noblemen of this place, and they played ''The Game,'' as if it was law. It was an illegal process in where noblemen killed others, and then took all of their property and land. It was only possible with the help of other noblemen allies, and it was a very vicious game. It was deceitful and manipulating, and only led to more and more death.

Although Europe had no usurpers, it was very tyrannical. However, even through all of this, they stayed. They loved it, and their immense love for it led them to forget about Dansho. It hadn't even crossed their minds many times in years, and they knew it was fine. And it was, until one day...

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''Sir, you have been invited to a meeting with the lord of Milan. He simply has some questions for you, involving multiple things.'' The man said, and made a fake smile. Shane knew this couldn't be good, but he had no choice. He certainly wasn't going to become a fugitive. ''Alright, take us.'' Shane said, and sighed. ''Please, this way, sir.''

They arrived at the castle gates, and the man made a motion, and walked off. The bridge lowered, and Shane saw 2 knights on both side of the end of the bridge in a cautious position. He knew this wasn't an ambush, as the lord of Milan wasn't so reckless. They walked past the guards, but Minato planted a kunai they could flash to outside of the castle.

As they were walking in, every time they walked past a torch, it was lit with blue flames. ''What the heck? How does that work?'' Naruto asked, and hid behind Shane a bit. Although he was 22 now, he still acted like a scared little boy sometimes. However, Shane liked it very much. It was oh so cute.

''The lord is a very powerful man. He is attuned in both light and fire, and he has a large energy reserve. His energy is connected to every corner of this house, and he has eyes everywhere, so mind yourself around his company, yes?'' The new escort said, and walked a bit faster. Shane didn't like this, everyone was acting so cold.

''Ah! And here they are now! Welcome, my friends. I am the lord of Milan, and the past few years I have been a bit curious about you guys. Actually, I have been very curious.'' He said, and gave them each a hug separately. ''Hm... you find us curious, do you? What about us is so intriguing?'' Shane said, and tilted his head a bit.

''Everything. I'd like to ask you a few questions. Where are you from? Do you have powers? If so, which? And, what's your goal that brought you to Milano?'' He said, and glared them a bit.

''Uh, we're from Germany, we don't have powers, and we came here because we didn't like German policies.'' He lied, and it was very convincing, but the man refused to believe it. He knew that there was something behind these men, ever since seeing them walk in with foreign clothes they've never seen before, and a surprise at there even being other people in the city. However, he didn't act on these suspicions until recently, when he had the time.

''Oh? Where from in Germany? What's your surname? Why did you flee?'' He asked, and held back a smirk.

''We're from.. Berlin, our surname's are...Mitchell, and we fled for the reason we told you. We simply didn't like Germany's government or any of that.'' Shane said, and got a little nervous.

''Why the pause before your answers? Shouldn't you be able to answer easily?'' He said, and reaally wanted to smirk.

''Because, we've been here for five years. It's hard to recall our old life that well, as it's in the past. Simply consider your other residents. Poking into our lives isn't something we prefer.'' Shane said, and smiled.

''Ah, you're right, my friend. Anyways, I don't believe you don't have any powers. I feel a large amount of energy radiating off of all of you, especially you, Naruto. Also, I have a question regarding all of your names. Shane, your name sounds British if at all European, and Naruto and Minato, I've never heard such names. Care to explain?'' He said, and stared at Naruto.

''Honestly, we don't know. Our parents were quite odd, I guess.'' He said, and sighed.

''But, isn't Minato your father? Why would he name one boy something totally different from the other? All of this confuses me.''

''Well, Shane isn't my real son, I adopted him. Naruto is my real son, but his mother died in birth. My patron was a writer, and he wrote an exotic otherworldly book, and the main protagonist's name was Naruto, so I named my son that. Any more concerns?'' Minato said, and smiled.

''Uh, yeah. I want you to show me your powers. There's no way you don't have any. Why would you lie to me, anyways?'' He said, and glared.

''......Alright, but we don't have the same powers others have.'' Minato said, and looked down. This wasn't getting far.

''Oh? How? Noone has ever had different powers than the general populous, so this intrigues me. Please do tell.'' He said, and smirked.

''.....Well. Shane has a light and dark affinity, and me and Naruto are mainly Water and Wind.'' Minato said, and looked the other direction.

''How....? Dark? Water? Wind? Those aren't holy powers...'' His eyes widened, and he sat down. ''You're free to go. I'll contact you later.''

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They walked in their home, and shut the door. ''s**t, now we have the leader of Milano on our a**.'' Shane said, and sighed.

''Yeah, well, he doesn't know half of our power.'' Naruto said, and smirked.

''Yes... but let's hope we never have to show him, shall we?'' Shane said, and kissed Naruto on the cheek.

''My sons, that's inevitably going to fail. He's set his entire attention to us. Look out the window.'' Minato said, and stared the men down.

''Oh, s**t.'' Although they just attempted to hide, he saw very well what was what. Knights were watching them. However, he knew that they probably didn't see the kiss, and he hoped not. Only one thing was on their mind. Fleeing Milano.

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As they reached the border to leave Italy, they now decided they could unleash their powers. Although they didn't have much time to train in those years, they had more agility, and could move faster than ever before. They dashed off. ''We're off to Dansho!''

Little did they know, they were being followed.
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:12 pm


Life Goes On

“Mom, I may not be home ‘til late,” Karin said as she filled the bento boxes while her mother served breakfast to the three red heads at the table.

“That’s fine,” Mira smiled, “You’re one of the first native teams to Danshoku,” she straightened out her daughter’s headband, ignoring the annoyed “Mo-om.”

“But there’s gonna be more,” Karin argued, “And you can’t be fixing my hair like that.”

“I won’t get the chance again sweetie,” the red haired woman pointed out, “Haru and Sora,” the five year old twins looked up from their cereal, “I don’t want to get any messages from Iruka about either of you today.”

“We didn’t mean to scare that kid,” Haru muttered.

“He just doesn’t know how to take a joke,” Sora added.

Mira ruffled their hair, “Well, make sure that your jokes don’t scare anyone else, or I’ll regret giving you that scroll,” they nodded and turned to Neji coming into the kitchen with a very sleepy girl with the same dark brown hair as his.

“Daddy!” Karin grinned she asked placing her hands on her hips, “How do I look? I’m joining my team for the first time today.”

“Beautiful,” he smiled, “You’ll have to show Gaara when he gets home tonight, he’s very proud of you,” he sat next to the twins, as Mira served him and the little girl breakfast, “He missed all of us very much.”

“Usagi sit next to us and Chihiro!” the twins chorused, taking the two year old from him and sitting her next to their other four year old sister.

She rubbed her eyes sleepily as she ate her cereal, “Dada?”

“He’ll be home tonight,” Mira promised, before glancing up at the clock, “You kids finish eating, school’s going to start soon. He be surprised at how big Usagi and Chihiro have gotten for certain.”

“What about us?” Haru asked.

“We’ve gotten bigger too,” Sora added.

“Nah, you shrimps are the same height,” Karin said crossing her arms, “Ow!” she covered her head as two small bones hit her and then disappeared.

“Stop quarrelling,” Neji said quietly, “Karin, you’re a gennin now, you need to stop egging on your brothers. You should act like a proud shinobi off your village.”

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“Argh!” Umbra exclaimed as she ran into her son’s room, “Quick! Get up!” she pulled her son out of his bed, “Go and brush your teeth! I’ll throw something together for breakfast!” Curses! Why did Lee leave for his morning training without waking her.

She knew the reason… he had tried but she was out cold from the training the previous night.

The dark haired boy rubbed his eyes, then immediately shot up and ran for the bathroom, doing his morning routine as energetically as he could.

By the time he got downstairs, Haru and Sora were already waiting on him, “My friends!” he grinned, “Is it not a glorious day?”

“Stop talking like that,” both said as they stared at him, “And you’re late again.”

Umbra looked out the window, “Hey do you guys have…”

“An extra bento?” Haru asked as Sora held it up, “Mama figured you didn’t have time again.”

“Thanks!” she grinned, reentering her house as the three started off for school, “Oh! We’re training after school! You guys can come if you want!”

Both twins paled, “Dad’s coming home tonight, so we’ll pass,” Sora said quickly.

She grinned, seeming to accept that answer, “Have fun at school Kano!” and as she put her head back through the window bonked it, “Oww…”

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Many miles away, in the village of Kiri, Yuko yawned as Itachi cawed from his post by her bed, “Mama it’s time to get up,” Karasu said as he peeked in, the crow flapped his wings and hopped to his shoulder, “Da’s getting Sachiko and Ryuuichi ready. He left the room then

She stretched, still a bit in awe of her current position as the Mizukage, a post left to her by Mei when the older woman had fallen in a skirmish with Konoha a year earlier. She rose out of bed, grateful to Choujuuro for letting her sleep and taking care of the three year olds, and went to get dressed.

A sudden crash made her looked worriedly. A second one and she was out the room going down the hall. By the time the third crash sounded she had flung open the doors to the kitchen and stared at the mess.

“What happened?” she asked, crossing her arms.

The blue haired girl and red haired boy pointed at each other, “She started it!” Ryuuchi said.

“Nu-uh, he did!” Sachiko argued as both snarled at each other, showing their sharp teeth.

Yuko clapped her hands, “Enough.” she said, “Clean this up, both of you. Now where is your fa…”

“What happened here?” Choujuuro asked as he came into the room, carrying food from the pantry.

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Kano pumped his fists as they walked, “I thought that Chihiro was beginning school today,” he asked the twins.

“Mom is taking her to register.” Haru pointed out.

“Otherwise she would have come with us,” Sora finished, “We need to keep an eye on her class.” his twin nodded, “She’s too shy.”

Kano grinned, “We’ll protect her maiden heart!”

“Seriously who talks like that?” the twins asked.

He pulled their arms, “Awesomesauce! Let’s go see who Chihiro has as a teacher!”

They reached the academy and went inside, the twins ignoring the slightly frightened looks in their direction, Kano completely oblivious to it. “Oi! Auntie Mira! Chihiro-chan!” he said as he saw the two standing outside Iruka’s office.

Chihiro smiled and hid a bit behind her mother as he bounded over, “Chi-chan! You should embrace the day! One as smart as yourself will do well in school!”

She bit her lip and nodded, “Will I see you and my brothers during the day?”

He nodded energetically, “We’ll have lunch and recess together! And I’ll show you some training techniques to become a strong shinobi!”

Hey eyes widened a bit, “Um… I do the gentle fist kata for training like my brothers,” she said quietly.

“You better hurry and get to your class or you’ll be late,” Mira smiled.

“Awesomesauce!” he bounded over to Haru and Sora.

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Mira waved to Chihiro as she left her daughter, albeit a bit nervous and wide-eyed at all the different children, at her class and walked out of the academy smiling as she stretched. The village was finally seeming to come around, despite the war still being on, and in recent years it seemed a veritable baby boom had hit, ensuring a future generation for Danshoku without relying on refugees looking for acceptance.

She reached her bar and went inside, smiling at Usagi spinning around on a stool at the counter as Neji cleaned the tables. Tonight Gaara was coming home from Suna and it might be one of the last the three of them would all be together before Neji’s upcoming mission with Team Gai.

As for herself, she was still on maternity leave, but that didn’t excuse her from cooking up all the rations to go with the nin leaving for missions or for running her place, something she considered almost a haven to the people of Danshoku.

It certainly did seem that everyone was happier in her bar. No matter how bad this war was getting, for a few hours at night it seemed that the old days of fangirling and buttsecks were back. The only thing missing was Shane, despite his promise to visit, no one had seen him since he and Naruto left for their honeymoon, and Yuko, who had somehow become the new Mizukage.

She caught Usagi who had gotten so dizzy that the pearly eyed girl was falling off the stool, “Sweetie do you want to color a picture for Daddy?”

“Mmm-hmm,” the girl smiled and happily let Mira settle her into the small table and chair at the end of the counter, conveniently placed so that she couldn’t see any of the going-ons in the bar, but still where Mira could keep an eye on her.

The red-head smiled at her youngest daughter and went into the kitchen to prep for the lunch rush, leaving Neji to greet the customers while she cooked.

She heard the chime of the door and peeked out to see Lee and Umbra come in, “Thanks for the bento for Kano!” Umbra said happily, “How come you always know when he needs one?”

“I go by how late you guys are up training,” Mira smiled, “Now are you and Kano coming over to my place while Lee’s on this mission?”

“Actually, it’ll be just Kano,” Umbra said chewing her lip, “I just got a mission tomorrow as well.”

Mira stared at her for a moment, while she wiped her hands on a towel, “I guess I better prepare some rations for you as well then. Geeze, it seems like everyone’s being called out.”

“It is still a war,” Neji pointed out, “And with the rumors that the Akastuki is reforming, Dyzzi can’t be too careful.”

She chewed the inside of her cheek, “True. But I still don’t like it.”

The door to the bar opened and Dyzzi came in followed by Gaara and his siblings. “Mira, you’re back on duty. We’re ushering the civilians to the shelters first thing in the morning.”

Neji and Mira exchanged a glance, “Something happened then,” the Hyuuga said quietly.

“Yeah. The lazy idiot who was gathering information broke up with me,” Temari snarled, “There’s more…”

Gaara took Mira and Neji aside to the kitchen, “Your clan knows about Usagi,” he said quietly, anger deep in his voice.

“You think that they’ll do something to her?” Mira asked worriedly, casting a quick look at the little girl scribbling happily at the table, not noticing the others yet.

Neji chewed his lip, “They’ll try to seal her at the very least… and you’re not exactly clan stock, they might try something even more.”

“We can’t…” Mira started but stopped at the look in Gaara’s eyes, “Something more happened then.”

“Suna is occupied,” he said quietly, “Shikamaru led them straight through our defenses. I was able to get a few out,” he clenched his fists, “My escape was due to Temari and Kankuro dragging me away from the battle.”

“We’re next,” Neji said, “No wonder you’ve been put back on active duty.”

Dyzzi walked into the kitchen, “Your three teams are going to form one battalion,” she said crossing her arms, “Neji I trust you to inform Gai. Mira, yours will be you, Umbra, Allora, and Pnum,” she closed her eyes, “Gaara I hope you don’t mind me adding a gennin to yours, but Mira probably trusts you to keep her safe.”

“You don’t mean…” Mira’s heart stopped, she knew this was coming, but she had hoped it wouldn’t this soon.

“I do. Karin just can’t sit this one out. I need her fighting too. You leave in the morning.”

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Mira sat down a cup of tea for Temari, “Want to talk about it?” she asked.

It was late at night and the household was quiet, the children mostly asleep, though Mira suspected that Haru and Sora were still up plotting for the shelters and Chihiro was under her covers with a flashlight looking at a book.

Temari gratefully took the tea, “He found out Hidan was alive… I think that was the start of our troubles.”

“Hmm,” Mira took a seat at the small table, “Revenge is a funny thing sometimes.”
“I never understood it,” the blonde woman shook her head, “I never realized just how much in love with Asuma he was. I missed all the signs that our relationship was bad, but I thought that maybe…”

“I can relate,” Mira mused, thinking bitterly of Kei.

“I’m sorry… I was the one who told him about your children…I wanted him to be a part of my family I guess,” Temari looked up, “I’ll watch out for Karin. And I’ll somehow make this right again.”

Mira nodded, “It’s alright already. The war was coming for us sooner or later.”

Both sat in silence for a bit then, drinking their tea.

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Yuko slammed the message down, “Choujuuro!” she barked, “Get ready to leave.”

“Erm,” he stared at her confused, “What… what happened?”

“Suna’s been taken over by Konoha. Danshoku’s gonna be next, and I want us there as soon as possible to support them.”

“What about the children?” he asked quietly.

She stopped for a second, thinking, “Damn.” she paced back and forth, weighing all the options, “We’ll take them with us. Danshoku’s shelters are safer than our own, and I don’t trust anyone else to look after them. I know there’s a spy somewhere in my council.” she snapped her fingers and an anbu appeared, “Send for Ao.”

“Makes sense,” Choujuuro breathed, “He’s the only other one your sister trusted.”

“Which is why I’m leaving him in charge of Kiri’s defenses. You and I will lead a small force to support Danshoku ourselves,” she chewed her lip, “I only hope that we get there in time.”

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:12 pm


Together, we can shape the world.


They hadn't gotten far, when a group of Knights circled around them, and casted a holy barrier to stop anything from going in or out.

''Why do you flee? You obviously hide something.'' One of the knights spoke. He seemed to be the leader.

''Well, we certainly don't want you pining up our asses.'' Naruto said, and smirked.

''We want to resolve this peacefully, sir knight. Please inform the lord of Milano that we are simply going to travel, and leave Milano behind. Also, be sure to thank him for his hospitality.'' Shane said, and smiled.

''O-okay. Well... I.. err.'' The knight said, and blushed. ''Okay, I'll get right to it.'' The knights summoned their horses, and trailed off in incredible speed. Then, Saisei suddenly jumped out of Shane's bracelet, and shielded him from a fireball.

A man appeared before them, and smirked. Then, he raised his hand, and leaped in the air. Beneath him a weird beast appeared. It was... a griffon? From it, he reached his hand into the sky, and shot several flame dragons unto the ground. However, these dragons were different from the kind phoenix and others had. They had muscular bodies, and very large wings. Arniel was alot like them, except he was much larger.

Once the dragons hit the ground and exploded, the flame aura around them disappeared, and now they simply had dragon opponents. ''My pets.'' He said, and smirked. He then clenched his fists, aimed his hand toward Shane, and opened his hands. The second he opened them, a giant, Kirin sized thunder beast shot out at the speed of light, and destroyed many hundreds of feet all around. Luckily, Saisei managed to protect the three with Ullhr's shield, but it was temporarily destroyed, and couldn't be used again for several minutes.

The man smirked, and began to speak. ''You know, I was told this should be easy, but I knew you were stronger than you looked. The lord of Roma sends his regards.'' He then summoned purple rings over his head, and grabbed the collar on his neck.

A giant purple dragon flew down, and roared at the top of its lungs. ''Bahamut!'' Saisei's eyes widened, and he spoke for the first time in six years. ''Bahamut?! Shane, that's-'' The man interrupted, ''Arniel's brother. Arniel is the dragon of light, whereas Bahamut is the dragon of darkness. And, I'm the only one in the whole of Europe that has an Eidolon. You must be quite surprised to see one here, yes? I'm the elite of Roma. I'm the harbinger of faith for Italy. I only take the toughest assignments, and I've not failed a one. That won't change anytime soon.'' He said, and reached his hand out to Shane, then clenched his fists. It sent a shockwave, which split the ground into a bunch of crushed stones.

From underneath the rocks, a bunch of flames shot out, and then smashed into eachother, and formed a shape. A giant flaming beast with two horns came out, and damn he was ripped. ''Ifrit.'' Shane was confused. Was this another Eidolon? Naruto summoned Odin, and he spoke. ''All of you.... He has two Eidolons. Bahamut and Ifrit, and they are one of the strongest ones. Only three Eidolons can better them, one being Saisei. The others.... Goddess, heed my prayers, as in this time, I need your strength, courage, and will. Bless my opponents in death, and lead them back to their creator.'' Odin said, as he kneeled in prayer.

''The Goddess' prayer. We speak this, when we face other Eidolons.'' Saisei said, and called Arniel. Bahamut stood infront of three dragons, alongside Ifrit. Then, the three dragons flew into a triangle around the trio and their Eidolons, and began to draw energy for an attack.

''There's no way out of this, you fools. Being a persistent cretin won't get you anywhere, and it especially won't get you alive. Simply give in, and die. Face the power of the Goddess!''

Shane decided it was time to go all out. He summoned Susano'o, and shot a series of fireballs into the sky. He used Amaterasu on one of the dragons, and it failed to avoid it. As it lay burning, Susano'o swung at the other dragons, cutting of their energy gathering. Naruto had learned to control the Kyuubi, and he intended on using it. The Kyuubi was certainly equal, if not stronger than, any Eidolon this man could sum up, so he would be a great assistance. However, little did they notice, the man had been charging up energy reserves this entire time.

''Blind idiots. Your stupidity ends here.'' The sky was covered in golden light, and a hand reached from the heavens. Its hand opened, revealing a giant golden ball. ''Smite!'' The ball exploded, destroying miles around. The explosion was seen from the whole of Europe, and caused a shockwave that demolished forests and farms all around.

In the smoke of the destruction, the forms of the men remained. ''You'll have to do better than that, sir knight.'' Shane said, and smiled. ''How the hell do you survive that?!'' The knight said, looking shocked.

''Way too much defense, man. Lukewarm just loves his shields. Anyways, I know you're out of energy, seeing as how you can't maintain your Eidolons anymore. Care to give up, now? I don't want to kill you.'' Shane said, and sighed.

''I... why? Why would you let me live?'' He said, with widened eyes.

''All of this is causing enough deaths already, we don't need any more. And, I don't want any blood on my hands. Not yours, not anyone's.''

''Then... allow me to come with you. Aedan.'' He bowed. ''Together, we can shape the world.''
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:13 pm


Back into Hell

Mira woke up before everyone else in the household did, well before sunrise, and quietly crawled out of bed, careful not to wake Gaara or Neji.

Gaara’s sleeping… that just goes to show how depleted he was from that battle… she chewed the inside of her cheek and went to her closet, pulling out her fighting uniform and apron, and putting it on.

She braided her hair, it now reached her waist, and wrapped the scarf around her head, and then went downstairs, wanting to make one last breakfast for everyone before the mission’s start.

She checked the bento boxes and rations she had prepared while she was at it, and setting them on the table was a bit surprised to see Haru and Sora already perched on the stools at the breakfast bar.

“Usually it’s Chihiro who wakes up at this time,” Mira said, quietly noting the concerned look on both faces.

“You’re coming back right?” Sora asked, an oddity for them, usually it was Haru who spoke first. She gazed at both softly before going to hug them.

“It’s a simple mission,” she said smiling, “Your fathers leave on them all the time.”

“That’s different,” both said as they relaxed into the hug.

“Karin said they were after Usagi,” Haru said.

“Is it true?” Sora finished.

Mira sighed, “It’s a possibility. Neji…” she chewed her lip, “He wasn’t going to…” she blushed, “Usagi was a bit of a surprise.”

Both of them stared at her a moment before turning to each other and then back at her, “We know where babies come from.” they pointed out.

She reached over and bopped the backs of their heads, “And you’re way too young to be asking for more details… and don’t deny that was what you were doing,” she rubbed her shoulders and sighed, “Look boys, I’m going to need you both to do me a favor and watch out for Chihiro and Usagi. I’m counting on you to protect them.”

They nodded, and she smiled again, “Good. Now let’s get this breakfast going.”

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Karin chewed her lip as she stepped into formation with Gaara’s team as she tried not to look at the line of civilians heading for the shelter.

Temari and Kankuro each patted one of her shoulders, “Don’t be nervous,” the wind mistress smiled, “You’ll learn a lot with us anyways.”

“I’m glad they stuck you with us instead of a green team,” Kankuro agreed, “We’ll be able to cover if you screw up…OW” he rubbed his head where Temari had hit him with her fan.

Karin resisted the urge to laugh as they bickered behind her back, instead looking up at where Dyzzi was addressing the army, Gaara and a few other men she recognized as high ranking officers in Danshoku standing behind the Yaoikage.

“…remember to be careful and listen to your battalion officers as well as your jonin. Meet up with the other squads in your group, your battalion leader has your orders… Dismissed!”

“Come on,” Temari said, grabbing Karin’s arms, “Keep up, we’re meeting them at the eastern border.”

Karin nodded and leapt after them, suddenly very grateful for Lee’s torturous training drills he had guilt tripped her family into doing. Temari and Kankuro were exceedingly fast, and it took a lot out of her to keep up.

But she did, she wasn’t about to not pull her weight, not when she was Danshoku’s first native-born gennin.

After hours of running, finally, finally, they stopped, and she bent over, touching her knees as she caught her breath.

Temari tossed her a waterskin, “Drink up, it seems like we’re the first here.” she smiled, “Good job kid.”

Karin nodded as she took the canteen and took a swig from it.

“Not quite the first,” Gaara’s voice said as the three looked up to see him gazing thoughtfully towards the direction of Suna, “Teams Gai and Mira are almost here.”

“Correction, Team Mira is here,” Mira said happily as her team landed, “Inactive for five years and I still beat Neji’s team.”

Umbra panted, “Only because you distracted Lee and Gai long enough for us to get a head start,” she gasped, “I seriously didn’t think that either of them would fall for it.”

Allora and Pnum nodded as Team Gai landed beside them.

“We make our glorious entrance!” Gai exclaimed.

Lee grinned, “Umbra-chan! You showed such youth getting here before us!”

Neji and Tenten sighed, “Couldn’t we have left Gai-sensei?” she muttered.

“Do you really want Mira and Gaara to be holding private strategy meetings with just me?” he whispered back, “Dyzzi was being careful not to give us too many distractions.”

Mira blushed as she caught the teasing undertones and placed her hands on her hips, “Well boss, what’s our mission.”

Gaara stared once more towards Suna and then jumped down from the tree, “You recognize this place,” he said quietly.

She nodded, ignoring the worried looks from everyone but Karin, who had a confused look on hers, “Five years ago this is where the machine was stopped.”

“It’s not here now. Three months ago it was.” he stated.

Karin stared, “Three months ago… that was the last time you were home.”

“Shh,” Kankuro chided her, “Now’s the time for listening.”

She nodded, closing her mouth.

“I left for Suna when I had heard it disappeared, my sources were a bit better at finding out information there,” here he looked at Temari, who simply bit her lip and turned away, not wanting to be reminded that once she was in charge of Suna’s spy networks.

He sighed, “We were able to turn up very little information and pressing matters turned my attention away. But I don’t believe in coincidences, and this weapon was too powerful to simply ignore it’s vanishing. Our mission is to find out what happened to it and make sure that it isn’t operational.”

“And if it is?” Gai asked, suddenly serious.

“Somehow we have to destroy it,” Mira said, answering for Gaara, still remembering the pain she suffered at that thing.

It was something that she would never forget, something that caused her to wake up screaming in the middle of the nights, a fact she had mostly kept from her children.

Karin stared at her mother, wondering at the fear and anger she showed, “What happened?” she asked, not meaning to voice the question.

“That was the weapon used to destroy Danshoku,” Gaara simply said.

She looked around It fired from here? Home is miles and miles away! She sensed there was more, but accepted that it was more than likely the cause of her mother’s nightmares, and decided that perhaps it was best if she didn’t know.

Uncle Haru and the b*****d died around here then, she thought suddenly. That much she did know for certain of the battle five years ago.

“It might be best to split in teams of two to search,” Gai said, “We’ll cover twice as much ground as we would if we split off in our teams.”

“Excellent suggestion sensei!” Lee exclaimed.

“The idea is fine by me,” Mira said.

Gaara nodded, “We’ll make base camp here then. Report back at sunset if you don’t find anything, use the wireless if you do.”

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Haru and Sora nodded to each other, then turned to Kano, “We’re to fight,” they said.

Kano stared wide-eyed in awe, “How on earth did you get permission?”

“We didn’t,” both sighed, then Haru narrowed his eyes, “They going to do something to Usagi.”

“We can’t let that happen,” Sora finished, “Mama’s trusting us to protect her and Chihiro.” both added/

“Awesomesauce,” Kano breathed, “But how ever will we get away from Iruka-sensei’s and Hidan’s watchful eye?”

“Um,” Chihiro said, pulling a sleepy Usagi behind her, “Wouldn’t it be safer for all of us to stay in the shelters?”

“You’re our sister, don’t be such a wimp,” the twins chided her, “They’ll obviously look for her here.”

She bit her lip, and seemed about to say something when the shelter doors opened again and all of them looked to see three more children, a boy with black hair, a girl with blue hair, and a boy with red hair enter the shelter.

“Who are they?” she asked, “They’re not from around here.”

Haru and Sora smirked, “Fresh meat!” they exclaimed.

“And what about protecting Usagi?” Chihiro pointed out.

“Always the voice of reason!” Kano grinned at her causing her to blush, “But perhaps they can help us keep Usagi’s youthful cuteness safe!”

“Seriously who talks like that?” the twins asked.

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Yuko sat across from Dyzzi, “So that’s the current situation then,” she said chewing her lip, “And you have a battalion already searching for signs of the Akatsuki and the machine.”

“You were in it, do you know anything?” Dyzzi asked.

Yuko shook her head, “I wasn’t given access to that level of information. I only knew that we were searching for eidolons. But it should be safe right? The only one around is Mira’s. Shane hasn’t been seen since his wedding.”

Dyzzi sighed, “I wish I knew for certain. You yourself saw the reports of rising spottings of the Akatsuki cloaks, and with the recent taking of Suna…” she shook her head, “Besides the ones currently searching for information, I have every man readying my front lines. I expect Konoha to attack at any time now.”

Yuko nodded, “Then I shall add the men I brought to yours and join the frontlines myself. Thank you for adding my children to your shelter.”

“Hey, they belong there anyways,” Dyzzi smiled, “They’re supposed to be my future nin!”

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Mira eyed the wet tracks on the ground, gently touching them, “Umbra look here.”

Umbra bent down, “It looks like something heavy was dragged here, and recently.”

Mira nodded and touched her wireless, “Raccoon, We might have found something.”

“Good job Ramen,” Gaara’s voice came through, “You and Mirror look further into it and contact me again when you know for sure.”

Mira nodded and looked to Umbra, “Let’s go.” the purple haired kunoichi nodded and both vanished from the clearing chasing the tracks until…

Mira touched her wireless again, “Raccoon… we definitely found something. You and Owl get your asses over here now.”

Both women stared at the large contraption in the middle of the clearing ahead, being surrounded by hundreds of workers.

Mira gasped and pulled Umbra back further into the bushes as she saw the black cloaks with the red clouds being worn by what looked like overseers to the thing.

“What are they doing?” whispered Umbra.

Mira chewed her lip, “It looks like…”

“They combined the bijuu container with the eidolon machine,” Gaara said with wide eyes as he stared at the work camp in front of them, “Now what on earth could they be planning by that?”

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:14 pm


Ragnarok


Days had passed, and they were finally nearing Asia. However, even so, Dansho was still another week or so away, and Shane worried for it and himself. But, he was curious about Aedan. The man was very intriguing, and Shane had so many questions. In the dark of the night, when Naruto and Minato were asleep, he made his way over to the campfire, and spoke.

''Hey, Aedan. You've been so quiet this journey. Is there anything... you want to talk about?'' Shane asked, and closed his eyes. He was tired, but he needed to speak to Aedan.

''What is there to talk about? I'm the trump card for Roma, and I am the human ambassador for the Eidolons.'' Aedan said, and stared at the fire.

''Um, that's actually quite A LOT to talk about.'' Shane said, and smiled.

''Haha, well... it's not the lifestyle for those... there's no nice way to say this.'' Aedan said, and sighed.

''Then say the mean version.'' Shane said, and smirked.

''Heh. You know, I like the way you think. Fine, I'll tell you my dirty secrets, and you can hate it, and find a reason to wrestle me over sexual tension.'' Aedan said, and smirked.

''Ohoho. Straight to the point, are we? Well, I'm married, to Naruto. So, that's not happening.'' Shane said, and Aedan smirked.

''I'm always up for a good challenge. Anyways, it's not the job for people who actually care about others. I've had this molded into me my entire life, so it's quite easy to not. However, people generally don't enjoy me saying this, and since Europe is so huge on religion and morals, the fools of this land all treat me with disdain.'' Aedan said, coldly.

''I... see. Well, you're wrong.'' Shane said, and stared at the man.

''Oh? Wrong? About what?'' Aedan raised his eyebrow.

''Not caring about others. You came with me, saying you wanted to change this world for the better, to stop all of this violence and war. You do care about others, or you wouldn't leave your luxurious life, and risk it for the sake of future generations.'' He said, and smiled.

''No, you don't know me, Shane. You don't know the things I've done. And, I enjoyed it. When I saw my work, I reveled in it. It made me feel powerful. That moment where your blade is at their neck, the feeling of their life in your hands... it's ecstasy.'' Aedan said, and frowned.

''But, that's human. It's not really 'evil,' it's just our nature. You aren't the bad person you think you are, Aedan. I see it. I see a very kind, loving man underneath that rough figure.'' Shane said, and held back a blush.

''Oh? I bet you want me to be kind, and LOVING to you, WITH my rough figure, eh?'' Aedan said, and laughed.

''Only if Naruto agrees!'' Shane laughed, and blushed.

''Damn, we should go and ask him right now. Although it may be late, I'm sure he's ALWAYS up for some... bonding.'' Aedan said, and smirked.

''Oh, you have nooo idea. Want me to go ask now, 'sir Aedan?' '' Shane mocked.

''Eh, that won't be necessary, I was kidding. Maybe later, sweetheart. Anyways, there's something I must... propose to you.'' He said.

''Oh? I mean, I know I'm hot and all, but a wedding? Already?'' Shane said, jokingly.

''Ha ha. Very funny. Anyways, you said you wanted kids with Naruto, before. I overheard your conversation. Although it's truly impossible for either of you to bear, or, create a child, I have an offer. I.... I can turn Saisei and Odin into human children.'' Aedan said, and stared Shane down.

''But... will they be able to keep their powers?'' Shane said, doubting this.

''Yes! That's the best part. They will always be summoned, without using energy to keep them out, or anything, and will still have all of their powers. And, like humans, they will actually be able to grow in strength, unlike Eidolons who generally stay the same. However, there is a catch.'' He frowned.

''Oh, I see. Well, what is it?'' Shane hoped it wasn't too bad.

''Well, Eidolons are immortal, right? Well... as mortals, they can die. However, even if they do die, all of their powers will transfer to their master. Basically, the only thing you'll lose is a companion.'' Aedan said.

''I see... Aedan, I suppose this is a go, but I will have to talk to Naruto about it. Is that alright?'' He smiled.

''Yes, that's quite alright, but one more thing. Odin... he mentioned three Eidolons stronger than mine. Saisei, and two others. Do you want to know of those two?'' He asked.

''Yeah, I guess so. What's there to lose?'' Shane said, and sighed.

''Well, the goddess... she's not just the leader of the Eidolons, she IS one. But, just as their is a god, there is... what you could call a 'devil.' Ragnarok... the beast that destroyed the heavens. The serpent that crushed paradise.'' Aedan said, and continued. ''Ragnarok.. requires ten Eidolons to summon. One for his head, one for his body, and eight for his eight arms. His power rivals the Goddess', and he... he's obtainable. We could force the world into change with his power. Odin, Saisei, Bahamut, Ifrit, Phoenix, Leviathan, Ramut, Arniel, Ark, and Brynhildr.'' Aedan said.

''Ramut? Ark? Brynhildr? Who are those?'' Shane asked.

''The last three Eidolons that haven't surfaced out of the Eidolon world. Ark has a dark affinity, Brynhildr has a fire one, and Ramut is wind and lightning.'' Aedan sighed. ''Ragnarok... if we ever do summon him, we should be careful. He can be obedient and an asset, or he could go crazy and murder us.'' Aedan said, and sighed, again.

''Refreshing to know! I just love getting murdered by a raging gorilla. Don't you?'' Shane mocked.

''Yes. Quite. But, not as much as I'd like this.'' Aedan said, and kissed Shane softly on the lips.

''Ah, s**t. They warned me about Italians of Roma, but I didn't listen. This is going to be a looong trip.'' Shane said, and smirked.

''Oh, shut up. I'm not going to eat you or anything. I'm not Ragnarok.'' Aedan smiled.

Shane's eyes widened. ''Wait, he EATS PEOPLE?!'' He yelled.

''Long indeed.'' And they got in their tents, and slept. Well, Shane did, Aedan was too busy contemplating getting Shane to join his tent sometime soon.
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:15 pm


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Haru and Sora stared at the new children as Iruka directed them towards them.

“Alright kids,” Iruka said, “You may not remember Karasu, but he and his brother and sister are visiting us from Kiri.”

“What idiot comes and visit a village about to be caught up in a war?” the twins asked.

Iruka closed his eyes, mentally counting to ten, “Their mother…” sighing he pinched his nose and simply walked away, he was in no mood for the twins right now.

“My mom’s the Mizukage,” Sachiko said crossing her arms and showing her teeth, “She’s here to bail you guys out.”

“Oh Auntie Yuko,” the twins said, clearly unimpressed, “She’s finally paying Mama back then.”

“What do you mean by that?” Ryuuichi shouted, “If anything you big bullies, my mom‘s saving you!”

Karasu covered his face with his palm and calmly took a seat by Usagi and Chihiro, “They’re only my half-siblings,” he said in almost apology.

“What’s wrong with that?” Chihiro asked, “We have two half sisters, Usagi here and our eldest sister Karin.”

“Do they drive you crazy?” he asked in undertone, looking back at his brother and sister who were facing off a very bored looking Haru and Sora.

“My mom’s the Mizukage! Aren’t you impressed at all?!” Sachiko exclaimed, stomping her foot.

“No,” they said.

That stopped her, “Well…why not?!” she was used to people at least giving her looks of awe.

They closed their eyes and yawned, “We have enough problems. Now if you be a good little girl and boy, we might let you tag along.”

“Don’t you two have any individuality?” Ryuuichi asked, “You even yawn at the same time.”

“I’m me and he’s he,” they said, “That’s individuality enough for us.”

“Such great energy,” Kano said suddenly, “The children of the Mizukage meet the children of the Kazekage and we’re already great friends!”

“Seriously, have you been paying attention?” Haru and Sora asked him.

He beamed, “We cannot sit in here and fight when our parents are battling to bring peace! Let us all form the bonds of friendship and youth.”

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Gaara and Mira stayed in the treelines as Neji and Umbra went back to the base camp, “They don’t have too many sentries posted,” she whispered.

“They don’t need them,” he chewed his lip, “I’m counting seven members of the Akatsuki that I can see.”

She nodded, “Make that eight… I don’t recognize any of them though. Maybe they’re not as strong?”

“No,” Gaara mused, “I can feel them from here…” he suddenly pulled Mira to himself, the sand wrapping around both of them.

She stayed silent as her arms wrapped around his waist, and he placed a hand to his eye, as a small round sphere separated itself from the sand.

“They’re on the move,” he whispered, “We haven’t been spotted yet.”

She nodded, “Are they heading in the direction of the base camp?”

“No…opposite of that. It looks like they’re heading towards the east.”

She nodded, “Are they taking that thing with them?”

“Yes,” he whispered, suddenly bending down and kissing her, “How have the children been?”

“Haru and Sora have been their usual devilish selves. Chihiro started school yesterday,” she smiled, “We miss you a lot you know.”

“I’ll make it up to you,” he promised, “I don’t like missing…”

She put a finger on her lips, “We’ll talk about it later,” she sighed, “When this is all over, we’ll even go out and eat, make a huge celebration of it.”

“Do you think that’s wise? The twins alone might cause us to be banished from a place.”

“They’ll behave or I leave their daily training to Lee,” she said before chewing her lip, “Have they vacated yet?”

He smirked, “Almost. But I think it’s safe for us to return to the base camp and plot our next move.”

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Yuko stood next to Dyzzi as the two poured over the incoming reports, “I’m keeping Gaara’s battalion as the forward team,” Dyzzi said, “But at least now we know where that thing is.”

“Something about all of this isn’t making any sense.” Yuko chewed her lips, “Why start moving now? He had the manpower from the start.”

“Hmm…” Dyzzi looked through her notes, “Maybe he was waiting on somebody.”

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Karasu crossed his arms, “I think the best idea is to stay here.”

“You’re boring,” Haru and Sora said, “And what if they do come after Usagi?”

“We’re going to protect her maiden heart!” Kano said excitedly, “Haru and Sora know of a place where no one would ever look!”

The twins grinned, “It’s stupid to stay walled up in here.”

“But why would they go through all this trouble just for sealing her?” Karasu pointed out, “That makes no sense. Just do as your told.”

“Yup. Boring,” they sighed, “What if all of this is because she is unsealed,” Haru suddenly said.

Sora looked at him, “And Karasu’s an Uchiha. That guy in charge of the Akatsuki wanted both for something.”

“How did you know that?” Kano breathed.

They shook their heads confused, “Maybe something Uncle Haru knew…” they said quietly.

Chihiro bit her lip, “I say we go,” she said suddenly, holding onto Usagi, then turned to the three children from the Mist, “You guys can stay here if you want.”

“What made you change your mind?” Haru and Sora asked.

She looked down, “If Uncle’s spirit gets involved, it’s serious. Maybe it is dangerous to stay here.”

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Gaara was pacing back and forth at the base camp, well aware of the concerned stares Neji and Mira were giving him from where they were setting up their sections.

“Why join those two machines…” he muttered, “There’s something that we cannot see here…” he stopped, “See.”

Neji’s eyes widened as Gaara grabbed his arm and the sand surrounded them. Mira raised an eyebrow, but turned back to the small kitchen.

“Mom why do you have me on vegetable duty,” Karin whined, potato peeler in hand, “I suck at this.”

Mira noted the pile of skins were remarkable thicker than they should be, “No dear, I need the hash brown materials, you’re doing fine.”

“If you really want to do something else,” Temari said from where she was setting up the communications tent, “I need some help with running some wire…”

“Go ahead,” Mira smiled, as Karin put down the peeler and rushed off.

“MIRA-CHAN!” Allora called out, “When are we gonna eat?”

“Have you set up the traps in the surrounding area?” she asked the blonde nin.

“Yup,” Allora grinned, “If anything comes anywhere near us, we’ll know!”

“I finished setting up the cameras too,” Pnum said as she wiped her hands and sat at the bar, “So Boss, how’s the food coming.”

Both were suddenly handed a pile of veggies and a knife, “Chop those up for me,” Mira said, “Dinner will be so…EEP” as Umbra suddenly grabbed her and pulled her aside.

“What’s wrong?” she asked at the annoyed eyes.

The purple haired kunoichi didn’t say anything, just pointed to where Lee was setting up the tents.

“I’m not following…”

Umbra sighed, “He told me that we’re sharing the tent… so it’ll be Lee, me…and Gai! I’m so not getting laid tonight.”

“I don’t think anyone was…” Mira started.

“At this rate it’ll be another month before he pays attention to me again!” Umbra pulled at her hair, “Ugh! Why do I have to compete with…” she took a deep breath.

“Think of it this way,” the red-head said gently, “He loves you enough to want you to be close with his teacher, a man that greatly influenced him.”

“OH GAWD!” Umbra’s eyes became wide as saucers as her hands flew up to her blushing face, “You’ve GOT to be KIDDING me!”

Wide bluish green eyes stared at her a moment before Mira realized what Umbra had thought of, “…” she covered her face with her hands, “That’s not what I meant…”

“Excuse me,” A hand touched Mira’s shoulder and both looked up to see Neji, “Mira, we need to speak with you.”

“Lee and Gai never took their…” Umbra started.

“Finish that sentence and implant that mental image in my head, and I swear I will never again let Kano come over and visit with our children,” Neji said pulling Mira away.

A few feet away he pinched his nose, “Damnit! Too late,” he muttered as the red-head chuckled.

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Chihiro narrowed open her eyes to blue slits as she prepared herself to perform her part of the plan. Looking over she saw Haru and Sora snuggled close to each other, soft breathing to give the illusion that they were asleep.

Movement and she closed her eyes, not wanting to get caught awake… at least not yet… the footsteps drifted away as Iruka went to check on the other children.

“Alright Chi,” came a quiet whisper from Haru.

“Do your thing.” Sora added.

She opened her eyes as wide as she could, “Ki-yaaaaaaaah!” she screamed sitting straight up and grabbing her braids as she shook.

Iruka came running, “Chihiro… what’s wrong?”

“The eyes! The golden eyes!” she panted, “Oh gods! There’s blood everywhere…” she held out her hands in horror, “It won’t come off!” tears were forming in her eyes, “Why won’t they stop? They’re not moving anymore, why won’t they stop screaming?!”

Haru and Sora smirked as their sister’s supposed nightmare kept Iruka’s attention on her and they picked up the sleeping Usagi and snuck away while Chihiro was still screaming and crying.

She even added shaking and words in the secret language the twins had made up and taught to her and Kano, which simply added to the performance. Iruka was not even thinking of the other children as he attempted to calm her down.

Kano met them as they made their way outside, “Chi-chan is really youthful about this,” he breathed.

“She actually has nightmares, remember?” the twins said, “This is nothing compared to when she really wakes up from one.”

They made their way to the entrance, well aware that they still had to slip past Hidan.

…who wasn’t there.

Karasu crossed his arms as he waited on them, “I’m coming with you guys,” he said, “My brother and sister might be mad at me leaving them, but I’d rather see what it is you guys are doing.”

“Welcome aboard,” Haru and Sora grinned, “Thanks for paying off the fanatic.”

Usagi being held over Kano’s shoulder, the boys ran out of the shelters and headed for Haru and Sora’s secret place.

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:16 pm


The god of the Skies.


The next morning they woke up, and Shane decided now was the time to ask Naruto about Saisei and Odin. He was a bit worried, but he knew that Naruto wanted kids, because he wanted someone to pass on his knowledge and power unto.

''Hey, Naruto. Can I ask you something?'' Shane said.

''Oh, uh. Sure. What do you want to ask me, dear?'' Naruto said, and smiled.

''Hey, you've said you wanted children, right? For like, the longest time.''

''Right... now why do you ask?'' Naruto said, and raised an eyebrow.

''What if I said you could have the kids you wanted?'' Shane smiled.

''Wait, what? How? Are we gonna go and kidnap some kids or something? No way!'' Naruto frowned.

''No, no. Nothing like that. But, there's a catch.''

''And what exactly would that be?'' Naruto asked.

''We will turn Saisei and Odin into our children, making them mortal.'' Shane said.

''...Wait. Will they still have their powers? And what about Odin's horse? What would happen to him?'' He asked.

''They'd keep their powers. Instead of you summoning Odin and his horse together, Odin could decide when to summon his horse. However, Arniel is my dragon and not entirely Saisei's, so I can still summon him. The only real catch about this is that they are mortal. However, they can become stronger now as humans, whereas they couldn't as Eidolons. And, we'll have the kids we always wanted. They'll look like us, they'll have our genes, and they'll be born strong. Parenthood without the strings. Sounds sweet, doesn't it?'' Shane smiled.

''Yes... but. It won't feel the same. They aren't really our kids, and we won't really be able to teach them anything. Heck, we'll probably be less intelligent than them, our kids!'' Naruto frowned.

''But it isn't just that. We'll still be able to give them fatherly love, and all of that corny parent stuff. Isn't that what we've always wanted?'' Shane sighed.

''You.... you're right. Deal.'' Naruto replied.

''Oh, and one more thing. You don't have to fear getting weaker if they die. If they die, all of their strength is given to us. As well as their physical strength, energy, everything. We'll become even more powerful than before. However, I'm not saying kill them if you feel weak, okay?'' Shane laughed.

''What?! I'd never do that!'' Naruto yelled.

''I'm kidding, I'm kidding!'' Shane smiled, and Minato walked in.

''So, you're having kids now, huh?'' Minato said.

''Yeah, you were listening? Ohoho, he likes to listen to our conversations, Naruto. I wonder if he's ever heard our pillow talk.'' Shane smirked.

''Yeaaah... No. I was walking back to my tent, and I overheard you guys. Don't you think your father should know if his kids are giving him grandbabies?'' Minato glared at Shane.

''Eh, I guess. However, I think we should do things people generally do to make babies, anyways. Twice. For Saisei, and Odin.'' Shane smirked, and Naruto blushed.

''...Pervert.'' Minato glared at them, and started to walk off.

''Hey, Minato. Didn't you used to LIKE us having sex and the works? To you know, prove our love or whatever?'' Shane raised an eyebrow.

''I guess this man is just tired of getting nothing for himself. I'm always getting the short end of the stick in this trio, and you guys always justify it with me being the father. I get nothing from being here except for being with my sons. Haven't you thought about the sacrifices I've made for you two?'' He said. But this wasn't all about Naruto. It was about Shane. Minato and Shane had a bit of unfinished business rooting all the way back to the burning blood problems. Through the years, Naruto finally found a resistance to burning blood, and the Kyuubi cells died out. His body is now stronger than them, and so he hasn't had an incident. However, this stopped the guilty pleasure between him and Shane. Although Minato loved his son, and didn't want to hurt him, he also loved Shane, and wanted to be loved back. But, all he got was jealousy. He watched him and Naruto. He remembered the days where he watched them have sex, and pretended it was He and Shane. Although this helped for a while, it made it even worse.

''I want you back, and I intend to take it.'' Minato said, and kissed Shane on the lips, then kissed Shane's neck, and started to give him a hickey. However, Shane retorted.

''No, Minato! We can't do this.'' He moved Minato's head off, and Minato became sad. His rage, sadness, agony, fear, and pain, from all five of the years were contained inside of him, and never let go. And what happened when it released? He grabbed his three bladed knife, and swung at Shane.

''Shane!'' Naruto screamed, but didn't hear the noise you would from a gash, or a penetration of the skin. He heard the noise of clashing metals. And there he saw an angel, with blue hair, fair white skin, and beautiful golden wings. However, this wasn't an angel. ''..It's Ramut.'' Aedan said, as he walked in the tent.

''Oh, and here he is. You know, Eidolons have quite the way of doing things. No, don't get them while they're happy, make sure they make a fool of themselves, THEN save them. I like you guys.'' Minato smirked.

Minato flashed behind Ramut, and sent him flying with a Futon Rasengan. However, Ramut was the Eidolon of wind and lightning, and Futon did close to nothing on him. He glided to Minato, and sent out a gale of wind, pushing him back. Minato flashed behind him again, and summoned a water dragon right on him. Ramut was weak to water, and fell down to the ground, in pain. However, he immediately stood up, and sent a series of tiger shaped lightning attacks, then opened up the clouds, and shot down a ray of lightning. Minato evaded it using his flash, but he didn't avoid the counterattack. Ramut sent a stream through Minato's shoulder, and he yelled in agony.

He then decided to go all out. Minato summoned a clone behind Ramut, who then stabbed him deeply in the back, and began to propel both of them down. At where they would fall, Minato had an Oodama Rasengan waiting. When Ramut hit the Rasengan, he then immediately flew back up, to where he got attacked by Minato's kage bunshin no jutsu, and fell down. He decided that Minato was more than ready to be his owner, and jumped in the earring Shane had given Minato.

''Your earring... Shane... I...'' Minato was cut off by Shane.

''I gave you this, because I love you. Maybe... maybe not in the way you would wish for me to, but I love you so much, Minato. I want you to know this. I told you when I gave you those earrings all those years ago, and I haven't changed that. Well, I have. I love you even more than before, dad.'' Shane smiled, and hugged Minato.

''But.... I... I don't want you to love me as a dad, Shane. Why must this all be so difficult? Why must I hurt myself, and others, to get you? Why do you do this to me? I've done things I've vowed to never do for you. Shane, I love you. Not as a son, but as someone I admire, and want to be with.'' Minato cried, and kissed Shane on the lips. Shane complied. He not only wanted to, but had to. They twisted their tongues, and Minato smiled. It was a true smile. When they had kissed before, his smiles always had so much guilt in them.

Naruto smiled. He liked to see his dad happy, even if it was for something like this. Shane released the second kiss. ''Father, if this is what you have always wanted, then this is what you shall have. Lay with me and Naruto tonight, and I will give you what you have always desired. And, possibly even better.'' Shane smiled, and Minato blushed.

''I.... Really? Okay, if it's fine with Naruto.'' Minato blushed.

''Yes, dad. You deserve this. It will make me happy that you get this, no matter who it's with. And plus, I've always wanted to see how my dad rides it.'' Naruto smirked.

''Oh, god. Shane is certainly rubbing off MORE than his d**k on you.'' Minato stuck out his tongue.

''Not tonight, dad. Tonight, you'll be the one rubbing off things on people, right?'' Shane smirked.

''...Right.'' Minato smiled. Excitement was half of an understatement.

Naruto and Shane were almost completely undressed. All that remained was their boxers. However, Minato sort of just watched. ''What's wrong, Minato?'' Shane asked.

''Hehe. It's just been a while since I've done anything like this. I'm excited and scared at the same time.'' Minato smiled.

''Why afraid? You know, you're topping us.'' Shane said, and made Minato blush.

''...Really? Is it a dream, or did Shane just say he'd allow a person who wasn't Naruto top him.'' Minato jokingly widened his mouth.

''No, don't close your mouth, dad. You'll be having to use it reeal soon. And plus, the many times with Naruto have helped me realize the splendors of being a**l ********. It's actually quite great.'' Shane made Minato blush again.

''I'm... sure it is. Anyways, you said something about my mouth sometime soon? I'd prefer to do this with it.'' Minato kissed Shane on the lips gently, and then moved his mouth down his neck, kissing and licking it. Shane removed Minato's shirt, and rubbed a little on the fabric where his c**k was. He then moved back up, licking his abs and chest, and then back down, repeating. Minato was getting awfully hard, and Shane noticed. He pulled down his pants, rubbed the lubricant on Minato's now hard c**k, and began to rub it back and forth. Naruto pulled down Shane's boxers, and started to suck his c**k, and Minato kissed Shane's abdomen multiple times, then grabbed him in a tight embrace, rubbed his a**, and stuck a finger in. Shane moaned, and rubbed Minato's c**k faster. Minato moved his finger in and out, but couldn't go much faster without lubricant. He rubbed the lube on Shane's a*****e, and stuck two fingers in.

He rapidly fingered him, and moaned due to his c**k being rubbed. Naruto was licking at Shane's tip, and began to slide his tongue down the sides of Shane's c**k. Shane moaned, and used his free hand to pet Naruto's head. Naruto was jacking himself off, and he moaned in between licks. Then, he took most of Shane's length in, and started to quickly move his head back and forth. Shane moaned, and decided he needed more. He let go of Minato's c**k, and pushed him onto the bed. Then, he rubbed his c**k against Minato's, and made out with him. Naruto took this to an advantage, and rubbed lube on his c**k, and Shane's a*****e, and then aimed for his hole.

Naruto slowly entered, causing Shane to break the kiss for a second to moan, and Shane began to rapidly rub his c**k against Minato's. Minato moaned, and then masturbated both of their cocks together. Naruto petted Shane on the head, and moaned in ecstasy. He started to rapidly ******** Shane, and Shane screamed in pleasureful pain. Naruto came inside of Shane's a**, and let out a large moan. However, Naruto continued to ******** him, although now slowly. It hurt for both of them, but at the same time it was incredibly pleasureful. Naruto finally pulled his c**k out of Shane's a**, and pushed him onto a chair. Minato stood up, and made his way under Shane. Naruto sat on Shane, and kissed him on the lips.

Minato slowly ******** Shane at first, but then he started going faster, making Shane do the same. Shane moaned in pain and pleasure, and Naruto continued to make out with him in between kisses. Minato placed his hands on Shane's thighs, and went as fast as he possibly could. Shane screamed in pain, and started to reach his limit. He ******** Naruto as fast as possible, and could feel an orgasm. He moaned Naruto and Minato's name, and came into Naruto's a**. However, He kept shoving his c**k slowly into Naruto's a**, and cradled Naruto's body tightly against his. Minato kissed Shane. ''Sorry.'' He smiled, and came in his a**. He and Shane moaned together, and kissed softly. ''Shane...'' Minato said, and pulled his c**k out of Shane's a**. Shane quickly pulled his own out of Naruto, and carried the two men to his bed, where they kissed, and rubbed, and did other such things unto the dark of the night.
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:17 pm


White Reflection

“You can’t be serious,” Mira sighed as she sat down, “But what could they be trying to pull by that.”

Neji chewed the inside of his cheek, “If you can see the chakra echoes… or at least know where they are, then you can manipulate the flow of chakra, even in inanimate objects.”

“Why stop at the machine,” Gaara pointed out, “What if they plan to combine the jubi with the eidolons?”

Mira shook her head, “I should have stayed with the children.”

“It’s only speculation,” Gaara sat next to her, “The last time, he wasn’t interested in the Hyuuga at all.”

She smiled a bit at that, “There aren’t any such thing as coincidences remember?”

Both nodded quietly at that, “There are too many distractions,” Neji sighed, “Where were they heading?”

Gaara looked at the map, “They headed west,” he placed a finger on the chart, “Towards the southern border of Fire Country, they could get a clean shot of Danshoku from there.”

“They had a clean shot already,” Mira pointed out as she leaned over him, “But they would be able to fight from the sea…” her head shot up, “Leviathan.”

Both looked at her confused for a second, “But you defeated him,” Neji started.

She shook her head, “I only caused him to retreat because I defeated Kei. They don’t have any other ones, so far as I know, so even if they did have eight of the bijuu…”

“That’s their most powerful weapon… why not move him to his element,” Gaara nodded.

Mira opened her mouth to say something when Umbra peeked her head under the pavilion, “Um… Mira… we just got a message from Danshoku.”

“Dyzzi has another order for us?” Gaara asked.

“Oh no,” Umbra assured him, “It’s uh…” her voice turned small, “It’s from Iruka.”

Neji pinched his nose, “Please tell me…”

Mira already had opened the scroll Umbra gave her and was reading, “Gaara… I think the twins came to the same conclusion you did. They and Kano left the shelter last night with Usagi.”

“Chihiro didn’t go with them?” He asked a bit surprised.

“She provided the distraction,” Mira gave him the scroll, “I’m not sure whether or not to be angry at them for being so reckless or a bit impressed.”

“A bit of both I think,” the Kazekage mused, “We can’t send anyone back right now to look for them,” he turned to Umbra, “I’m certain that they’re safe though.”

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Chihiro sighed, “Iruka-sensei, is this really necessary?” she asked from where she sat in the time out chair with a leaf on her forehead.

“No talking,” he crossed his arms, “I expected as much from the twins, but Chihiro, you and Kano ought to be ashamed of yourselves! And pretending to have a nightmare, knowing it was on your profile that we had to look out for it!” he sighed, “Why can’t I ever have a normal student?” he turned to her, “Now concentrate on that leaf! Even if this isn’t Konoha, you can learn from what the previous Hokages stood for!”

She closed her eyes and sighed again, opening them suddenly as he placed a book in front of her.

“However since you’re the Kazekage’s daughter, this should suffice. I want a report on the history of Sunagakure to be turned in when you’re finished. And don’t try and give me an excuse about being too young to read or write, I happen to know your levels on that.” He gave a wry smile, “It’s impressive actually, how intelligent you and the twins are. Imagine if you three used that to stay out of trouble.”

“It would be boring then,” she said, opening up the book.

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Karasu sighed, it had been hours and they were still walking, the twins seemingly oblivious to direction or time, or so he assumed when they suddenly stopped at a sheer mountainside.

“Here it is,” they said happily.

“There’s nothing there!” Karasu exclaimed, “You had us walk all this way for a…” he stopped as the twins both formed a hand seal and a entrance appeared.

“I didn’t know you found a place like this,” Kano said happily.

They grinned, “Last time Dad was here we all went camping remember? We found this place then, and figured, why not make our own shelter.” their looks turned serious, “No telling where it is. Not even Chihiro.”

Kano nodded energetically.

“We’ll wipe Usagi’s mind so she can’t find it again,” Haru said thoughtfully.

“She’s asleep,” Sora pointed out, “And it’s not like she has much of a mind to wipe.”

Karasu stared at the two, “Wha…” a sudden cawing caused him to look up, “Oh no…”

“Hmm?” the others looked up.

“That’s my mom’s crow. There’s a chance that he’ll…” the crow flew down to Karasu’s shoulder and pecked his forehead.

“Well if you have to go back, don’t tell anyone where the cave is,” the twins said as they dragged Kano, still holding Usagi inside, “Otherwise hurry up so we can disguise it again.”

Karasu stood there for a moment staring at the cave entrance before finally walking inside it, not noticing the crow’s sudden head turn as he did so.

The mountainside returned to it’s normal face. Passer-bys would have not suspected a thing as they walked by.

What they would have suspected was the shifting plant across from the mountain, or the black and white head that appeared and smirked before it vanished.

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Yuko paced as she waited for the crow to return, “Damnit,” she muttered, “It’s been hours, they can’t have been that hard to find.”

Dyzzi pursed her lips, “You haven’t been in town lately, so you haven’t heard any of the rumors surrounding Mira’s twins. They’ve got a bit of a reputation here.”

“So! Karasu’s a sweet child, he wouldn’t just run off like that,” she continued pacing, “Maybe I should go and search myself.”

“Yaoikage! There’s a report of a ship coming in,” one of the yaoinobi came running in, “It looks like it traveled a long way to get here, and it’s bypassed all security for our port… almost like they knew how to get in.”

Dyzzi cursed, “Now they’re attacking from sea? Yuko, I’ll leave you in charge personally of finding the kids then, I’ll deal with this.”

Yuko nodded and vanished from the office.

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Temari sighed as she stood up and stretched, “Alright Karin, I think we have this all set up.”

The girl nodded and almost fell asleep where she stood, and the sand nin had a bit of a guilty feeling, they had pulled an all-nighter and into the next day working on the communications. But at least now they had a direct line to Danshoku…even if it was coded…

“Come on,” Temari smiled, “I’m not used to people who can actually sleep, sorry about that. You’re officially on break until you had the chance to rest up some. Kick Kankuro out of the tent if you have to. Lazy b*****d hasn’t done anything yet anyways.”

“I heard that,” the puppet master muttered as he passed by the communications tent, “And Temari, stop working our niece to death.”

“You stop having sex with your puppets,” she retorted.

He turned bright red, “It wasn’t what it looked like!” he exclaimed.

“Excuse me,” Mira said quietly, “But I thought you guys might like a bit of dinner.”

Kankuro grinned as he took his plate, heading off to report for his watch patrol.

“Ima going to sleep Mama,” Karin yawned, “Can you save some though?”

“No problem sweetie, you go on,” she waved her hand as Karin stumbled into the tent she was sharing with the sand siblings.

“Thanks for bringing it,” Temari grinned as she sat down and picked up the headphones, “Let me get a message to Danshoku, and then I’ll eat,” she felt Mira’s look as the red-head placed the food down, “Promise! And I’m gonna train Karin to all of this, she’s a natural.”

Mira smiled at that and went back to the mess tent, smiling gently at Gaara who was going over the maps as he tried to compile some sort of strategy.

“Thanks for breaking them up,” he whispered, “They‘ve both been on edge since the invasion.”

“No problem,” she winked back, “Though I have to ask…”

He smirked, “Yes. Caught him red-handed, and she and I refuse to let him live it down.”

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Dyzzi crossed her arms as she stood at the port awaiting on the ship. One of her runners came to report that they had confirmed radio connection with the forward base, and she sighed, “One worry gone.”

The ship came into view then, and she chewed the inside of her cheek, “Another one here though.”

She knew that the ballista were all trained on it, but she wanted to confirm exactly who had the audacity to sail through all of her defenses as if they were nothing, so she ordered that the ship was to make it’s landing and once she saw who it was that threatened her village, she would take care of them herself.

A long moment of silence as the ship docked and the plank came down. Her eyes widened as she saw the blond step down, three men next to him, two she recognized immediately, the other unknown. Behind them stood two bored children.

“Oi! Dyzzi!” Shane yelled, “How’s…oomph” he grunted as the silver haired woman launched itself at him, embracing him in a big hug.

“You idiot!” she cried, “We’ve all been worried sick! Don’t you dare stay away so long again!”

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:19 pm


I'm back, bitches.




Dyzzi and Shane talked, and talked, and talked for hours. Then, Dyzzi decided to show Shane around. Shane was surprised. Dansho was much bigger, much more expanded. Their fangirl army seemed to have gotten even bigger, which was good and bad.

''Oi, Dyzzi chan!'' Mira shouted, but then stopped in her place when she saw who was walking behind her.

''Oh... oh my god. Shane!'' Mira ran to Shane at the speed of fangirl, and hugglepounced him.

''Where have you been!?'' Mira's smile suddenly turned into a glare.

''..Well. Europe.'' Shane smiled.

''What the hell is a Europe?!'' Mira yelled.

''It's a pretty cool place, Mira. You should get that stick out of your a** and go there sometime.'' Shane smirked.

''But I like that stick up my a**.'' Mira retorted, and smiled.

''So, why are you here, anyways, Mira? Dyzzi told me you'd be at the base by the border.'' Shane raised an eyebrow.

''I'm looking for those troublemakers Sora and Haru. You seen them?'' Mira sighed.

''...No. Who is Sora? And, wait. Haru is alive?'' Shane questioned.

''No, Shane. They are my kids.'' Mira smiled.

''Kids?! So Mira finally got laid?!'' Shane's eyes widened in excitement.

''Yep. Multiple, multiple times. I have a daughter, too.'' She smiled, and blushed a bit.

''So who's the father?!'' Shane asked.

'' 'Tis Gaara. '' Mira blushed.

''What the hell? Gaara? Weren't he and Neji all extra close and personal? I mean, judging from my experience with the two, I'd say yes.'' Shane smirked.

''Yeah, well now they're also extra close and personal with me.'' Mira stuck her tongue out.

''Psh, whatever.'' Shane frowned. ''Anyways, time to go look for John, and all of those other free bitches.'' Shane smiled.

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''Fratello! Dove abbialo stato?!''(1) John asked.

''Fratello! Sono stato in qualche luogo lontano, lontano.'' Shane smiled.

''Yeah, I think I got that part. Anyways, so, did you make your empire? You must've, seeing as how you were too busy to come back to us every year like you promised.'' John frowned.

''....Well, no. But, we couldn't return. It wasn't safe. We would've been followed, and I'd prefer Europe never met Asia. It'd just lead to more s**t.'' Shane sighed.

''Europe? Where?'' John asked.

''Loooooong story. I'll tell it to you short. We traveled far west, and then found an army of self righteous religious scum.'' Shane smirked.

''Now THAT's the Shane I know and love!'' John laughed.

''Hehe. Anyways, you told me you wanted to get stronger, to protect Dansho, right? Well, show me your moves, eh?'' Shane smirked.

''Are you requesting that we fight?'' John raised an eyebrow, and smirked.

''Eh, as much as I'd love to, not right now. I'd prefer you just show me what you've learned.'' Shane smiled.

''I learned something you'll be jealous of. Ark!'' A black and gold winged knight looking figure jumped out of John's anklet.

''Like?'' John smiled.

''....Like! You have an Eidolon, now?!'' Shane's eyes widened.

''Yep, and it's cooler than yours.'' John smirked.

''Dream on, boy. My Eidolon is the third strongest one, Fratello.'' He smiled.

''Mine is the fourth.'' John smirked.

''Bullshit, brother. Bahamut and Ifrit are tied for fourth. Right, Aedan?'' Shane looked at Aedan.

''Oh... that's right. I forgot. Ark is the fourth strongest Eidolon. Heh.'' He smiled, and ran for his life.

''W- well, whatever! Third is still better than fourth.'' Shane glared at John.

''Yeah, but you're wrong, smarty.'' John smirked.

''......I'll shut up now.'' Shane sighed.

''Yeah, you should. Anyways, should we make an announcement to the village?'' John smiled.

''Of course, brother. I'll go to the top of Dyzzi's office to make it. Be riiight back.'' Shane said, and flashed off.

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A golden beam of light fell from the sky, and landed in the center of the roof of the Yaoikage's office, causing everyone to stare at it, praying it wasn't an attack. Shane walked to the edge of the roof, and stood, wrists at his side, with the sun making his image bright. He shined throughout all of the village, and all of the wind in the world stood at his mouth, and strengthened his voice.

''I'm back, bitches!'' And hope returned.


AUTHORS NOTES: The sum of the Italian words would basically be, 'Where have you been?' And then, 'I've been far, far away.' Also, I'll be using fratello alot, so I must say that it means brother.
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:22 pm


Gales of Wind

Neji jumped back down to the camp, exhausted from the night’s watch duty, sighing he walked to the mess tent, “Some soba and some tea please Mira,” he said as he sat down next to an annoyingly energetic Lee.

“Uh…sure thing!” a voice not Mira’s said and Neji looked up shocked to see Umbra scurrying in the kitchen.

“What are you doing… where’s Mira?” he asked.

“She left me in charge!” Umbra said happily, “Dyzzi called her back last night to help Yuko look for her son, apparently he went off with the twins and Kano too.”

Neji stared at her in horror, “B….but you burn toast!”

“I love her cooking!” Lee said as he ate happily, “There’s so much love and youth in it.”

The Hyuuga turned to the bowl of…something… Umbra put in front of him, “Didn’t she leave any rations or anything?” he said in a weak voice.

“Don’t be a baby!” Umbra said, “Mira said specifically not to use those unless there was an emergency, that Gaara decides upon.”

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Mira waved happily as she parted from Shane, heading towards the shelters to meet up with Yuko. Once there Iruka waved her into his private office where Chihiro was writing some papers.

“I expected it from the twins,” he said, “But I’m still upset about Chihiro being a part of it,” he said crossing his arms.

She sighed, “I do apologize Iruka, but I need to take her with me now to go find my other children. Since the only other child to leave shelters was Karasu, perhaps you could let this slide.”

He seemed to consider that, “Alright, but I’m hoping that you’ll do some sort of punishment for them.

She nodded, “I promise, Come on Chi,”

Her middle daughter hopped down from the chair and took her mother’s hand, when they got outside, Yuko was waiting upon them.

“Any ideas?” the Mizukage asked.

Mira looked down at Chihiro, “Think, did they tell you at all where they were going?”

The girl shook her head, and Mira sighed, she had expected as much, “It’s a bit easier than you would think to narrow it down though,” she said to Yuko.

“How so?”

“There’s only a limited number of places Haru and Sora would even consider using as a secret hide-out,” Mira concluded, “My guess is somewhere far enough away to not be in the village, but close enough that they could walk to it, and there’s only one spot that they’ve been to with their father like that,” she took Chihiro’s hand, “Come on.”

“Where?” Yuko said a bit impressed, “And what does their father have to do with it?”

“Everything,” Mira sighed, “And after all this, all three of you are coming to the forward base for vegetable duty!”

Chihiro nodded, “Yes ma’am.

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Karasu sighed, the damn crow kept pecking his ear and hopping around.

“Wonder what’s agitating him?” Haru said thoughfully.

Sora nodded, “Did you realize that’s not a normal crow?” he asked the Uchiha.

Karasu looked at both and was about to say something when Usagi bounced back into the room, “Pweety Birtie!” she said trying to grab him up and give him hug, pouting when he flew away.

Kano came in after her, “Haru and Sora! We did not see anything when we checked if we were followed!”

“Good job Kano! Now let’s get out Mama’s bento and eat,” the twins said, “Usagi, you sit down now.”

She nodded and did as she was told, “Eat-eat!” she said happily as they gave her some rice balls, “Pwetty birtie want some?” she asked holding it up.

He flew back down to Karasu’s ear, pecking it again, trying desperately to tell him of the Akatsuki forming outside the cave.

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Mira nodded as she appeared in the forest where clearing where she and Gaara had taken the twins and Chihiro the last time he was in town, “There,” she said nodding towards the mountain face, “That was a cave the last time we were here. They’re pretty sloppy.”

Yuko took a step forward then stopped, “Mira…”

The other woman nodded, and turned to her daughter, “Sweetie, are you carrying the sand Daddy gave you?”

Chihiro nodded and held up the clay jar she wore on her belt.

“Uncork it,” Mira said and the girl quickly did as her mother said, “And then you go hide… go in the cave and tell them to stay in there, it’s going to get ugly out here.”

Chihiro ran inside, shocking her brothers and Karasu, “What’s going on?” the twins asked.

“Mama and another lady are outside and I think they’re about to fight someone, there were some crazy chakra…” she stopped for a moment as she panted, “Mama told me to uncork the sand and stay in here with you guys.”

“How convenient for me,” a sinister voice said as a figure swirled into the cave, “Both a Uchiha and a little Hyuuga gathered in one place.”

The twins and Kano stood protectively in front of their sisters as Karasu jumped up. The children were unsure of how to fight this foe, the chakra that poured from him was almost smothering them.

“Chi, Kano, we’re going to make a distraction,” the twins whispered, “Take Usagi to Mama.”

The other two nodded, and the twins’ eyes turned silver as they reached down for a scroll.

Suddenly there was a squawk as the crow launched himself from Karasu’s shoulder at the masked man, All of you. Get out! a dark voice sounded in their heads.

The children ran out, to see Mira and Yuko facing off against a large dark man.

“I told you to stay in the cave!” Mira called out.

“A masked man attacked us in there,” the twins called out, causing Yuko to pause her attack.

“Madara,” she breathed, “He’s…” she looked to Mira, “We need to run.”

A large club came down between the two, “Pota won’t let you leave,” said the man.

“Scatter!” Mira called out as she flared her fists, the children and Yuko nodded and all flew off in different directions.

Chihiro held Usagi as she ran, for the first time almost frightened, she had never been in a real fight before. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the twins summon bones to throw at the man, causing him to turn towards them before getting punched by Mira.

“Go Mama!” Haru and Sora cheered.

“Get out of here,” she said, “You’re both too young to have your first fight.”

“Awww…” they pouted but listened, quickly climbing away.

“Pota, deal with these two,” Madara said, suddenly appearing in the clearing, “I’ll take care of the children.”

“No you won’t!” Yuko cried directing a wave at him, “You’ve destroyed enough of the Uchiha clan, leave my son out of it!”

Karasu stared at his mother then back at Madara, “Who is he?” he whispered. The crow returned to his shoulder, pecking at his ear. He looked at it, then nodded, heading up into the mountain to meet up with the other children.

Kano caught up to Chihiro, “I can carry her,” he offered.

“I have the sand,” she panted, “So I’ll do it.” both stopped short as a new figure came out.

“Hand over my niece,” the Hyuuga woman said quietly, “I won’t allow a lowly branch member to run around as she pleases.”

“Who are you?” Kano said stepping in front of Chihiro.

“I am Hyuuga Hanabi, and thanks to Neji disappearing as he did and my sister’s incompetence, I am the leader of the Hyuuga clan.”

Kano settled into a fighting stance, “Kano-kun…” Chihiro said quietly, “Be careful.”

He nodded and launched himself at the teenaged girl who merely smacked him away, “You see little girl, I’m the strongest Hyuuga there is. Now if that b*****d had stayed missing, you wouldn’t have a problem now would you.” taking out a kunai she advanced on the two girls, “I suppose I’ll give you the seal mark too.”

“You’re not the strongest Hyuuga!” Chihiro exclaimed, “Daddy is! And he would never do something like this!” Hanabi kept advancing on her and Usagi.

The sand shifted around her, but no one noticed, “Are you working with those bad guys?” Chihiro asked.

Hanabi snorted, “Of course not. We Hyuuga are much too refined to lower ourselves to dealing with the Akatsuki. It’s merely a coincidence that they’re here. Too bad for you that it‘s your blood that tainted my line.” she raised the kunai and drove it down, intending to strike Chihiro’s heart as she reached another hand to pull Usagi away.

The blow never came, Chihiro stared with wide eyes as her sand enveloped Hanabi, “N…no…” she whispered, this was too much like one of the scenes in her nightmares.

A constriction as the sand grew smaller, blood red droplets exploding outwards, a few hitting Chihiro on the face.

When Kano regained his consciousness and leapt back onto the bloodsoaked battlefield, Chihiro was still screaming as she held her head, a sleeping Usagi lying next to her, the sand swirling chaotically around her.

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Yuko and Madara faced off each other as Mira and Pota fought, the twins cheering their mother on and causing small bones to fly towards the large man.

“He’s retarded!” they called out, “Just punch him in the gut!”

“Boys, go!” she called out, “This is no place for you,” she sighed.

Suddenly a scream was heard, “Chihiro,” breathed Mira, fearing the worse.

A plant shifted and a black and white head appeared to Madara, and whispered something before disappearing, “Pota, fall back. We’ll come after them another time.”

“Pota obey!” the big man vanished.

“My dear Yuko-chan, I hope to see you again soon,” Madara seemed to smirk as he started to vanish, “Both you and dear little Karasu.”

Suddenly they were left alone in the clearing, Mira and the twins already running to where the screams were coming from.

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It was late when Mira finally arrived back at the forward base, holding a crying Chihiro as Yuko came behind her, holding Usagi and leading the four boys.

Gaara was the one who saw them first, “What happened?”

Mira leaned over and whispered some words, his eyes widened and he took his daughter, holding her close as her tears began afresh, “Take care of the others,” he told her, “And take back over the kitchen before Neji has a fit.”

Mira nodded, “You four come with me,” she said, “We got some potatoes to peel and veggies to chop.”

The twins sighed and nodded, pulling Kano behind them, who gave a worried glance at the crying girl, “Auntie Mira will Chi be alright?”

The red-headed woman smiled as she took Usagi back from Yuko and ruffled his hair, “So long as you keep being her friend, and keep giving her your smile, she’ll be just fine.”

He nodded at the words of wisdom, “I will always smile at her then!” he promised.

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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:24 pm


Uncle


After Shane got fully acquainted with everyone, He went back to the ANBU headquarters, to take charge. He left his friends at his house, and would return once the ANBU members returned their loyalty. However, once he got there, he found out something he didn't much like.

''Hello, my ANBU members. I am your captain, and I have returned. You will now give me your loyalty, and no is not an answer. I'm Shane Uzumaki, and I'm the co-leader of this village. You will now follow me, and you will like it. Got it?'' Shane said.

''HAHAHA. Who does this guy think he is?!'' A new member of ANBU laughed.

''Um, excuse me?'' Shane glared at the man.

''Uh, Shane kun, you're not the head of ANBU anymore...'' Kakashi sighed.

''.......What?!'' Shane yelled. ''Take me to the new head of ANBU, now!'' Fumes blew out of his ears.

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''Alright, here we are.'' Kakashi smiled. Shane knew it was a girl, as He saw black hair. Suddenly, she turned around... and...

''HINATA?! WHAT THE ******** IS HINATA DOING?! NO ******** WAY SHE'S HEAD ANBU!'' Shane yelled.

''Hehe... well, she's actually improved quite a bit since coming to Dansho, and Dyzzi liked that. Don't worry, you're still the co-head of the village, but she's Head ANBU now.'' Kakashi frowned a little. He didn't like Hinata being head, either, but what was done was done.

''..I'm going home. Bye, b***h.'' Shane flipped Hinata off, and headed home.

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In the dark of the night, Shane woke up. 'Little b***h isn't going to be leader for long.' He thought, and smirked.

He used a transformation jutsu to appear as Naruto, and left, heading towards Hinata's house. This wouldn't be so bad. He wouldn't have to kill her. He wouldn't ever kill anyone... but... but... it was Hinata! It must be done. He was planning on killing the b***h, anyways. He arrived at her door, and rang the doorbell.

She opened the door, and practically leaped with excitement. ''Naruto!'' She smiled, but then her face went dull when a knife penetrated her heart. ''I never loved you, b***h.'' He said, and walked off.

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Shane woke up to Naruto poking his forehead. ''Shane, Shane! Guess what? Hinata was assassinated last night! Dyzzi will be making an announcement in ten minutes!'' Shane smirked, especially loving how Naruto was EXCITED Hinata was dead.

They walked to the village center, and stared at Dyzzi. Everyone gathered, and she spoke.

''Terrible news has come. Last night, Hinata was assassinated, leaving the ANBU without a leader. So, seeing as how the ANBU are now leaderless, it has come to my attention to replace their leader. Seeing as how Shane is now back in Danshokugakure, He will be replacing Hinata as the new leader of Dansho.'' Dyzzi said, and walked back to her office. NaruHina fans everywhere cried a little, but yaoi fans rejoiced. A festival of joy and happiness was thrown that night, celebrating Hinata's death, and Shane's inauguration. However, a large scale fight broke out between the Pro-Death and Anti-Death fangirls, and fanboys. No one died, but many were left injured. Many speculated that Shane was the one who killed Hinata, especially Kakashi. In fact, Kakashi knew with all his heart he did, but honestly, he didn't care much.

Then, Shane rallied John, Saisei, Odin, Naruto, Minato, and Aedan, and went off to the forward camp.

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''Hey, Mira.'' Shane smiled, and hugged Mira.

''Ooh, Hey, Shane. You taking charge?'' Mira smiled.

''Yep, but I have to introduce you to my new friends, first. Well, new friend, and then... my sons.'' Shane smiled, and picked up Saisei and Odin, one in both arms, and kissed them on the cheek.

''This is Saisei, and this is Odin. Me and Naruto's Eidolons, remember? Well, they're my sons, now! Oh, and this is Aedan!'' Shane smiled, and put his sons down, and then walked over, took Aedan's hand, and put him in front of Mira.

''Oh, they're so CUTE! Adorable, Adorable! My sons will love them! Oh, that's right! I should introduce my kids to you! Oh, and pleased to meet you, Aedan. You seem... different from anyone that I've ever met.'' Mira raised an eyebrow.

''That's because I'm from Europe. We use a totally different energy type, fighting style, everything. You guys are very different to me, as well.'' Aedan smiled, and kissed Mira's hand.

Mira was a little surprised, and Shane helped her realize that He hadn't gone and got a straight companion. ''He's Roman Italian. They do this to everyone. I'm sorry to break your heart, and the fangirls, but he's gay.'' Shane chuckled a little.

''Oh? You're afraid of the fangirls taking me, my little Shane? My, my. Acting like a protective boyfriend, even though we aren't together. I suppose that you return my feelings, then?'' Aedan smirked.

''Aedan, can we discuss this a bit LATER? Don't act like this infront of the kiiids.'' Shane glared at Aedan.

''Oh, believe me. We can do MORE than discuss, later. You wouldn't have asked me to, otherwise.'' Aedan smirked, and kissed Shane on the cheek. ''..Ugh.'' Shane said.

''So, Mira. Where are the kids?'' Shane raised an eyebrow.

''Chihiro, Sora, Haru! I'd like you to meet someone!'' Mira shouted, and smiled a bit.

''Alright Mom, we're coming!'' The three shouted.

''Oh, who are these guys? Quite handsome friends you have, mom. Is this something I need to tell dad about?'' Sora smirked.

''Actually, this is someone I've told you alot about, including the fact that He's GAY.'' Mira retorted.

''Oh? Who is he?'' The twins asked.

''It's your uncle, kids. Shane.'' Mira said, and stared her kids down.

''Really? So you're uncle Shane! Mira has said alot about you, and what she didn't say, we watched. You know, you and that other blonde guy over there, Naruto, have pretty hot sex.'' The two said, and smirked a little.

''I'm sorry... how old are you?'' Shane raised an eyebrow.

''Five, and don't you forget.'' They both said, and smiled a little.

''Oh, so you teach em young, ey Mira?!'' Shane asked, and laughed, until Mira hit him on the head.

''It wasn't my doing! They were searching the table to find a good movie to watch, and then they found Gaara's porn stash!'' Mira shouted, and looked like she was going to die.

''Haha, it's quite alright. However, porn isn't enough to make them pros at sex. Mira, allow me to be their sensei?'' Shane asked, and smiled a little.

''....Fine. But, don't corrupt them to much, Shane. At least not yet.'' Mira sighed.

''Alright, kids! You're going to learn alot from uncle Shane! And, I have kids of my own for you two to play with!'' Shane smiled, and the boys jumped in his arms.

''Sure, uncle Shane. Your kids hot?'' The two asked, and snuggled him a little.

'No matter how mature, they're still kids. And, kids just love to snuggle things. So cute.' Shane thought, and then replied, ''Hell yes. But, don't get my kids upset, alright? They are most definitely the strongest children in the world.'' Shane said, and smiled.

''Hah, riight. So, where are they?'' The two kids asked, and Haru started to take off Shane's shirt.

''Heh, that's quite enough, boys.'' He let them down. ''They are in the lobby.'' He smiled, and gave the two a quick hug. They ran off, and the start of a new life bloomed.
PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2010 8:15 pm


Spread the Small Wings

Chihiro sat across from her father in the tent, nervously avoided his gaze, as the sand swirled around her.

“Calm,” he said quietly, “Clear your mind, concentrate on the grains.”

She nodded and took a breath, “Daddy… I…”

“I should have taught you before,” he whispered, “You shouldn’t have been placed in that situation.”

There was a great deal of pain in his voice, and Chihiro thought quietly back to the nightmares that had haunted her since she could remember, the concerned looks her parents gave her whenever she woke up screaming, the whispered discussions she heard outside her door, “…it can’t be Shukaku…”

That name filled her with fear and she didn’t know why.

Monster, monster, you’re a monster… From somewhere in the depths of her mind she heard the singsong chanting, recognized it as some memory from her father’s sand.

“Chihiro!” he called as the sand became more violent, swirled even closer to her.

She couldn’t hear him over the storm, tears fell down her cheeks again as she covered her ears, hoping desperately that the screaming would stop.

Where is it coming from anyways?

Strong arms wrapped around her, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” Gaara whispered as his daughter cried into his chest.

She was one and toddling after her brothers, tripping at one point and falling down, instead deciding to crawl.
Dada was home, and she remembered being happy about it, his sand swirled around her as he picked her up and she grasped at it, laughing musically as it seemed to rub against her like a small cat. When he put her down, a small bit of it followed her as she toddled off again, eventually falling asleep under a table.

A few minutes later she was screaming, the first of the nightmares coming to her.

She was two and already addicted to coffee, drinking the warm strong smelling liquid like most children would drink milk or juice. She hated bedtime, because that was when the monsters came. She remembered sneaking out of her room and hearing her parents fevered discussion about her dreams.

It was the first time she heard Shukaku’s name, and she wondered at the fear that came with it.

She was three and following her brothers as they ran through the town with Kano, trying desperately to keep up, so wanting to fit in. She remembered the girls that made fun of her, the sand accidentally flying towards them as her feelings were crushed, how Kano had stepped in and defended her and her brothers threw bones at them.

She wondered what would have happened if they had left her.

She was four and she just killed someone who had attacked her and Usagi...
She killed someone…
She killed…

MONSTER!


“Aaaaaaaah,” she screamed, holding her head as her father’s arms still embraced her, “I…I’m not!”

He smiled sadly, “No, no, you’re not, you’re Sabaku no Chihiro,” he closed his eyes, “Hold on to that, don’t let anyone say that you’re anything but mine and Mira’s precious daughter. We love you, your brothers and sisters love you, your uncles and aunts love you, your friends love you.”

She just barely nodded, “I’m afraid,” she said in a small voice.

He was silent a moment, “There was a book I read once that had a passage in it, a mantra that I think would help you,” he took a deep breath, “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

She looked at him, “I…I must not fear…” she started as he nodded.

Hours passed as she stumbled over the words, but it seemed to work, and as the sun was peeking up, the sand around her finally calmed down.

Gaara wondered if his eyes had looked so old when he was her age though…

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Kano yawned as he followed Haru and Sora to the mess hall tent, blinking in surprise at Karasu already being there, quietly peeling the potatoes.

Mira handed each of them a knife and set them to work, turning to make breakfast for the rest of the camp.

“This is boring,” the twins said, “We want to go play with those kids that came with Uncle Shane.”

“Not happening,” Mira said, “You’re still on veggie detail. And then training with Lee.”

Kano missed his friend’s eyes widening in fear at that, “Oh I am looking forward to that!” he said happily ignoring the glares from the twins, “No one ever seems to want to train with me and my father.”

Mira simply smiled and turned back to her cooking, “Tell you what. Do the veggie detail in the mornings and when Lee releases you from exercises, you can have the whole rest of the day free. So long as you stay in the base camp where we can keep an eye on you.”

“Deal,” the twins said.

“Oh Auntie Mira, how is Chi-chan?” Kano suddenly asked.

A worried look stole over her face, “Her father is helping her, she’ll be fine,” she said, almost trying to convince herself, “Kano, why don’t you take their breakfast to them.”

He nodded and smiled as she handed him the thermos and bento, “Take your time coming back,” she said, “Chi needs her friends right now.”

“How come we can’t go?” the twins asked.

Mira turned to them and placed her hands on her hips, “Because I know you two cutie-pies put Kano up to sneaking out.”

Both sighed and resumed cutting the veggies as Naruto and Shane came to the mess tent, both yawning as their two children followed behind.

Haru and Sora smirked, “Oi Uncle Shane! Uncle Naruto!”

“Minato and Aedan still sleeping?” Mira asked, as she set out their breakfast.

“Nah, they just weren’t hungry,” Naruto said as he dug into the ramen, “Gods I forgot how great your ramen was.”

“Eat up there’s plenty there,” she smiled, turning back to her cooking, “So how are you boys liking Danshoku?”

Saisei shrugged as he played with his food, while Odin gave her a shy smile.

She smiled back, “Well, if you need anything let me know, my kitchen’s always open.”

“For buttsecks,” smirked Shane.

Mira sighed, “Welcome back Shane.”

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In front of the camp, a figure wearing the black robe with red clouds stepped out from the forest, “Come out, come out little kids,” Kakazu said, “Leader is paying me good money to take care of you.”

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:56 am


War, children, it's just a shot away


Kakuzu closed in on the base, and Shane, Minato, Naruto, and Aedan met him at the entrance.

''Who the hell are you? I wasn't told there would be another.'' Kakuzu frowned, pointing at Aedan.

''My name is Aedan, the hand of Roma. Don't forget it, because I will be your executioner.'' Aedan smirked.

''Come with me, whoever you are.'' Aedan said, staring at Kakuzu.

''Kakuzu, and what kind of fool do you think I am? Make me follow you, so you can use your full powers on me? I'd prefer to stay here where you can't go full strength on me.'' Kakuzu said, and grinned.

''Okay, stay here, and have all four of us fight you at once. As you wish, Kakuzu.'' Aedan smiled.

''N-no! Okay, I'll come. b*****d.'' Kakuzu said, and followed Aedan to the battlefield.

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''So, how old are you guys?'' Sora asked, and looked at Saisei and Odin.

Odin blushed little, and spoke. ''...Well... our body development is equivalent to that of.. a six and seven year old, but... we can't count how long we've actually been alive.'' He said, and rubbed the back of his head.

''Oh? Well, do you have the sexual experience of someone your actually age would have?'' Haru asked, and smirked.

''...What?'' Saisei asked, and eyes widened a little, then looked at Odin's rising blush.

''Basically, you two bang often?'' The twins asked.

Odin's blush turned deep red, and Saisei kissed him on the cheek. ''It's okay, little brother.'' Saisei smiled, and Odin hugged him tightly, then kissed his cheek, as well.

''Oh, how cute. Much longer with us, and they'll be banging in no time, right, brother?'' Haru said, and smirked. ''Right.'' They gave eachother a high-five.

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''So, time to get serious, Mr. Pin Cushion.'' Aedan said, and smirked.

''I'm not a damn pin cushion! Stop calling me that!'' Kakuzu yelled.

''Pin. Cushion.'' Aedan grinned, and then summoned his griffon. ''Anyways, I've wasted enough time talking to the likes of you. Let's hurry up and fight. And, I'm not going easy, as you're just wasting my time.'' Aedan said, and quickly shot his three dragon bombs at Kakuzu, then materialized them.

He summoned Ifrit, and jumped down on his back, then commanded his griffon to assist the dragons in defeating Kakuzu. Ifrit used his flame wings, and flew up a few hundred feet, to where he and Aedan combined their Scorch, to create Ravage. Two swirling flames combined, and created a flaming tornado, which flew up into the sky. ''I'll save... that, for later.'' Aedan smirked, and summoned Bahamut.

''Well, it's seven versus six. But, don't worry, I'm sure your ugly little sewing creations are fairly strong.'' Aedan laughed, and clapped his hands together. Upon pulling them apart, an orb appeared between them, which Aedan grabbed, and put behind his back. The orb quickly broke, and turned into eight blades of light. ''Arms of Ragnarok!'' The blades spinned around, and drew in light. As they drew in the light, they got wider, and quicker. They eventually couldn't widen any more, but at that point, Kakuzu feared for his life.

''Kay, so, anyways. Time to kill you.'' Aedan smirked, and released six bolts of energy into the sky, which then turned into huge javelins, that pointed down unto the earth. His hand still stood raised, but he spoke, beginning to move his hands downwards, ''Blitzkrieg,'' He said, and the six javelins turned into giant lightning strikes, that perfectly hit all six of Kakuzu's bodies, including his real one. Kakuzu remained alive for a few more seconds, but all he could do was speak. ''b*****d.'' He said, and died.

Aedan rubbed his hands together, ''All right, one down, seven to go!'' Aedan smiled, and ran back to camp.

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''Ah, my sons! There you are! So, how do you like Haru and Sora? Did you have to use any of that self defense I taught you guys?'' Shane asked, and glared a little at Haru and Sora.

''Psh, that's bull, my love. You didn't teach them self defense.'' Naruto smirked, and poked Shane's cheek.

''Actually, I taught them self defense that wouldn't KILL someone, seeing as how that's the only self defense they knew.'' Shane smiled.

''Dad!'' Saisei ran to Shane, and jumped in his arms. ''That was weird, man.'' Saisei smirked, and snuggled Shane. Shane kissed his cheek. ''Weird? How so?'' Shane glared deeply at Haru and Sora.

''W-well... they're... quite interesting kids, Daddy.'' Odin blushed, and walked up to Naruto, who picked him up, and held him closely.

''Yeah, I could tell.'' Shane chuckled, and walked over to pat the two red heads on the head. However, Haru instead tried to trip Shane, which failed, but it made fumes blow out of his ears a little. ''Ah, crap. Little devil children.'' Shane sighed, ''Perfect.'' He said, and smiled a little.

''Just give us what we want, and we'll go easy on you, boy.'' The twins grinned, and stared at the four boys.

''What you want? You're five years old. I wouldn't be able to sleep with a clear head if I let five year olds bang me or my sons. Dream on.'' Shane sighed, and walked back to Naruto, but then had Haru and Sora jump on both of his legs, making him fall down, where Haru began to pull down Shane's pants, along with help from Sora. Shane rolled over, making them have to get off. ''Jesus Christ. You'd think Gaara and Mira would raise very well behaved children.'' Shane panted a bit, still in shock at their audacity.

''Crazy little kids.'' Naruto said, and rolled his eyes, and he and Shane walked off with Saisei and Odin.

''Wait, uncle Shane!'' The twins shouted, and chased after him.

''What now?'' Shane sighed, and pressed himself into Naruto, making sure they got the idea.

''We want a deal.'' The twins smirked.

''A deal? Why would I even bother to give you some sort of deal? What's this about?'' Shane raised an eyebrow.

''You teach us all you know about.. well, the only thing you know about, and we'll stop attempting to plow you.'' They said, and grinned.

''Oh, bull. Sex isn't the only thing I know about, guys. It's just the thing I know BEST.'' Shane smirked.

''In other words?'' the two asked, and stuck out their tongues.

''Deal.'' Shane said. ''We thought so.'' The twins said, and walked off.

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''Fuhrer! We have come to report the suspicious individuals you asked us to follow! They lead us to an entire new continent!'' The men said, and saluted.

''A new continent, eh? What did you find out about it?'' The man asked, and smirked.

''They are high ranking officials in a village called 'Danshokugakure,' a village focused on homoerotic subjects, which is currently under war with Konohagakure, Akatsuki, and Iwa. Sir, if I may say, I think a great tactical choice would be to ally ourselves with Konoha, thus gaining respect and power in this foreign world.'' The head spy said, and smiled.

''Then ally ourselves we will. Ready yourselves, men. We'll leave at dawn.'' And a new country entered the war, promising a new challenge with every step it took.

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:33 am


Beyond the Deep Sea

Gaara and Chihiro looked up as Kano came in, “I brought you two breakfast,” he said happily, “Father says that it’s the most joyful meal you have to take!”

Chihiro blushed as he flashed her his most youthful smile, “Thank you,” she said in a very small voice, feeling as if a weight had been lifted by just his presence.

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The day after the fight with Kakazu things remained normal in the camp, Team Gai and Allora, Pnum, Kankuro, and Karin were dispatched to scout out the Akatsuki camp.

Mira kept the children on vegetable duty, but as promised, and since Lee had been dispatched, something the twins were exceedingly grateful to their father to, they were free after lunch. The forward base seemed more like the village itself. Haru and Sora dragged Kano off to explore the surrounding forests, careful to keep in exact specifications of Mira’s conditions while Karasu read quietly as Usagi chased butterflies around or stayed by her mother’s side. Saisei and Odin were rarely seen without one or both of their fathers.

Chihiro watched the others as she sat quietly at the mess tent or over by the command tent, small grains of sand floating around her.

She was the one who overheard the discussion between Gaara and Yuko about keeping the children at the camp.

“I don’t like it,” Yuko said, “We should send them back to the village, keep them in the shelters.”

He shook his head, “We know for a fact that the Akatsuki is after your son now. With him here we can lure them into a trap. As for the rest, Haru and Sora will simply drag Kano off again. And Shane’s children would not be able to be parted from them.”

“Well, at least send the girls back, Chihiro and Usagi…”

Gaara looked up, noted his daughter on the edge of his vision as sand danced around her outstretched hand, “Chihiro cannot go to the shelters.” he said in a small sad voice, “And Usagi can’t go by herself.”

That was the end of the conversation, he swept away from her and went to Mira, ordering her to make a tent specifically for the children. She nodded and grabbed Umbra, quickly going to work.

Yuko turned, and seeing Chihiro her gaze softened, a look of almost pity that the girl didn’t want or appreciate, before the Mizukage shook her head and walked away, leaving the camp to go after Madara herself.

Quietly, the girl sat there until sunset, moving only when her mother came to put her to bed for the night.

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Inside the tent where Mira and Umbra had placed all the children for the night, they were sitting in a circle, the twins finding some way to not have to go to bed.

“Hmmm,” the twins mused as they looked over at the two blond children that came with Shane, “What do you think?” Haru asked quietly

“They don’t look boring. I say we put them up to the test,” Sora whispered back.

Smirking they nodded to each other then turned to the other children, “Let’s play a game!” they exclaimed.

“Excellent! Which one!” Kano smiled happily.

“You and Chi are disqualified because we’re gonna play the ‘Which of us is Haru’ game!” they smirked, “The winner gets a prize!”

“Sounds stupid,” Karasu crossed his arms.

“Then you give up already?” the twins chorused, “Too bad then.”

He huffed, “What’s this awesome prize then?”

“Ta-da!” they pulled out an orange book, “Make-out Paradise, the special version written just for Danshoku!”

“I’m out,” Karasu sighed holding his hands up. Saisei and Odin just stared at it, they were certain they had seen their fathers read that book to help with their relationship. They drooled at the possibilities contained within… or inwardly drooled at least, outwardly Saisei rose an eyebrow while Odin gave a small smile.

Chihiro pinched her nose, “Where did you idiots steal that from?”

“We didn’t,” they assured her, “We’re certain that the Prude was done with it.”

“Chi-chan!” Kano said happily, “You’re becoming like your old self.”

She blushed and took Usagi to one of the bedrolls in the back of the tent, “Tch,” she said quietly to him, “You better get some sleep yourself before the idiots rub off on you.” she sat down next to her sister.

The twins hugged each side of Kano, “Too late,” they grinned.

She rolled her eyes at them, “You realize that they could just ask me how to tell the difference.”

“Is that allowable?” Odin asked.

“Of course not,” Haru and Sora snorted, “You get ten questions, addressed to either one of us.”

“Ten questions between us all or ten questions each?” Saisei asked.

“Each,” the twins smirked at the apparent interest of the two, “Since Karasu’s out, twenty total.”

“Whatever,” Karasu waved as he made his way to the cots, “I’m going to sleep.”

“Kano and Chihiro are judges because they know,” the twins added, pulling their sister and friend back up to the front, “And…Begin!”

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At the Akatsuki base, Madara smiled as the reports came in from the camp, “Oh, they defeated Kakazu already then… but now I have confirmed that there are more eidolons for my collection.” He turned to one of his subordinates, “Is the machine ready?”

“Yes sir,” the faceless individual turned to his controls.

“Good,” Madara said, “I’ll send to collect our missing pieces, but for now…” he whispered something in the technician’s ear.

He nodded and flipped a few switches, the machine whirled to life.

Outside the base, a gate opened into the sea and a large green serpent sped into the sea, swimming towards Danshokugakure.

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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:24 am


The will of buttsecks


The Leviathan sped to Danshokugakure, only one thing on its mind. Destruction. Destruction. Destruction. Its master had already died, so it could not find another. It was indestructible, and it was fierce. It reached Virgin Island, and then leaped into the air, and spun around. A whirlpool spun around it, and it curved the raging waters into a pool of destruction. It flew to the wall of Dansho, and slammed into it full force.

The impact shook the village, and alerted everyone. The ANBU corps immediately responded, and headed towards the broken wall. They looked around, and didn't see anything. But, out of the trees around the village, the beast shot out, and ate the investigators alive. From the ANBU building, they saw that quick flash of a long, blue beast shooting out, but he quickly hid back in the trees again. This monster was smart. This monster was strong.

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''Daddy, where's brother?'' Odin asked, in a cute, baby voice.

''He's talking to Kano, son. Here, I'll take you to them.'' Shane said, and smiled. Naruto was still asleep, as expected. He always slept very long on 'active' nights. He took them to Kano's tent, and spoke.

''We're coming in, alright, Saisei?'' Shane asked, and unzipped the tent. Him and Kano were playing cards, and Saisei was winning by alot.

''Oh, come to join us in our youthful battle?'' Kano said, accidentally showing his hand of cards to Saisei. Saisei smirked, and Odin blushed a little, laughing inside at how screwed Kano was.

''I....I've never been good at that kind of stuff. I'll come back later, okay, brother?'' Odin smiled, and walked out, going to go talk to Sai. Odin and Saisei had become close friends with Sai, as none of them were very good at socializing.

''Okay, so, where were we?'' Saisei asked, and continued, ''Oh, the part where I kick your a**.'' Saisei smirked.

''Five, fair youth.'' Kano smiled, and stared at his hand of cards, again.

''Another.'' Saisei put down a card, and smirked.

''Why did you smirk, fair youth? Is it a five, or no? Should I bs it, or no? I don't knoooowwww.'' Kano said, and trembled a little.

''Psh. It's not a life changing decision, Kano.'' Saisei smiled, and saw Kano blush a little.

''You.. you called me by my name! Oh youthfulness, I thought you were never going to cease in calling me fem-brow!'' Kano widened his mouth in glee, and jumped Saisei, giving him a hug. ''Oh, youthfulness! Finally someone showing me respect!'' Kano said, in joy, hugging the life out of Saisei.

''...I...can't...breathe..'' Saisei said, and Kano let go.

''Oh, I'm sorry, fair youth! Are you hurt?!'' Kano put his hand against Saisei's cheek, and had a worried look in his face.

''Yeah, I'm alright, don't worry, Kano. But, if you really want to hug me that bad, we might as well do it unclothed, to get it out of our system. Naked hugs are all the better.'' Saisei grinned, and stuck his hand up Kano's shirt. Kano moaned a little.

''Saisei, fair youth! Although we must be youthful, isn't this a bit too endeavoring?'' Kano said, but Saisei ignored him. He rubbed his hands against Kano's chest, and licked his neck a little. Kano didn't reject, as it felt very good, although he was confused as to what was going on, and he grabbed waste, and moved himself closer to him. He was now sitting on Saisei's lap, infront of him, and Saisei kissed his cheek, then started to kiss down his neck. He pulled off Kano's shirt, and bit a little at Kano's n****e, and then licked around it. Kano moaned, and kissed Saisei's forehead, and then grabbed Saisei's hands with his own, and pushed them against the tent.

Saisei licked up to Kano's chin, and then kissed Kano's cheek one more time. Kano let go of Saisei's hands, and took of Saisei's shirt. Saisei pressed his body against Kano's, and then grabbed him in a tight embrace, pushing his body against the floor, to where he licked all over Kano's neck. Kano moaned a little, and then rubbed his hands against Saisei's chest, causing him to gasp a little. Saisei couldn't resist licking those lips anymore. He pecked Kano's lips, and then looked for approval in the boys eyes. When he saw a sign of willingness, He began to bite at Kano's bottom lip, and stuck his tongue into his mouth. Kano's lip found Saisei's, and soon they were twirling and twisting their tongues in glee. Saisei released the kiss a little to moan, at Kano still rubbing his chest, and then kissed him on the lips one more time. He then released Kano from his embrace, and started to put his shirt on.

''S-Saisei, that was... amazing! Why did we stop?'' Kano raised an eyebrow.

''Because, you're still too young right now. I now have claimed your first kiss, and don't worry, I'll be back for more.'' Saisei smirked, and left the tent. Kano blushed a little, and smiled. ''I hope Shane doesn't leave for Europe, again.'' He had a new crush, who he hoped wouldn't crush his heart.

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Back at the village, the battle with the Leviathan raged. It seemed hopeless, and large amounts of people were retreating to the shelters. The only ninjas who stood to fight were Dyzzi, Kakashi, Kiba, and Hidan. Dyzzi and Kakashi summoned all of their dogs, and fused them with Kiba and Akamaru, creating three, giant, six headed dogs. Dyzzi opened her eyes, revealing her Danshokugan. ''River of sperm no jutsu!'' A giant wave of sperm came crashing infront of Leviathan, and pushed him far back, against the broken remains of the village walls.

''Lightning style, rigged shuriken jutsu!'' She shouted, and shot out a giant four-bladed shuriken, when then split into four smaller shuriken. As they hit the river, large explosions began to randomly erupt in the river. But, the Leviathan came flying out, covered in sperm. Dyzzi smirked, and knew that the battle would soon be over. ''Dansho style, exploding j**z no jutsu!'' The sperm on the Leviathan all exploded, creating a huge wave of destruction. She thought it would be dead, but it simply emerged, unscathed. A ball formed in its mouth, and it shot a slim wave of water, which crushed a few buildings below. Dyzzi then decided to use lightning, its weakness, along with Kakashi.

The three dogs leaped at the Leviathan, and swung their arms. He evaded, but Dyzzi appeared right infront of his mouth, and leaped in. A Dyzzi clone, that is. From a distance, Dyzzi exploded her lightning clone, causing large lightning strikes to shoot out of the Leviathan. It screamed in pain, and fell down against the village grounds, crushing everything it collapsed upon. However, Dyzzi knew it wasn't dead, and so did Kakashi. He used his mangekyou sharingan, and stared deeply at the Leviathan.

''Kamui!'' A large swirling black-hole like ball formed in the middle of the Leviathan, and sucked a sizable amount of the ground in. However, the Leviathan didn't get sucked in at all, and then charged towards Kakashi. He couldn't see it coming, as his eyes were still in pain from the Kamui, so Dyzzi leaped infront of Kakashi, shielding him from the blow. The Leviathan rammed her unto the ground, and opened his mouth. His tongue turned into a water dragon, and it slammed against Dyzzi full force, this paralyzing her. She knew it now. Eidolons were invincible. Leviathan was still invincible. She sighed, and spoke. She spoke her final words. ''Alright, you take care of them, okay? And make sure Shane doesn't get into too much trouble, as He's the Yaoikage now.'' Dyzzi smiled a little, and jumped at the Leviathan. She used Raikiri on its teeth, and broke in.

She ran her way down its bowls, and slammed her hand down, causing a slight roar from the Leviathan. ''Seal!'' The Leviathan roared, and then began to suck itself up, forming a small little aquamarine gem. The gem attached itself to Dyzzi's locket, and it laid with her, as she slept. The serpent did succeed in catching its prey, but the prey, was also the predator.

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Authors notes: The SaiseixKano was a request, so don't be all. o_____________________o at the randomness.
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