This is typically Filipino. After all, we're not known as one of the happiest people in the world for nothing.
1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & face".
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas, "Starducks".
3. Fastfood eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee".
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters: "Cafe Pindot"
5. A Manila laundry named: "Summa c** Laundry"
6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches"
7. A petshop in Kamuning: " Pakita Mo Pet Mo"
8. Bakery: "Bread Pitt"
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank"
10. Restaurant in Pampanga: "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "The 'Fried' of Marikina "
12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida"
13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village : "Pakopya ni Edgar"
14. A beerhouse in Cavite : "Chikpoint"
15. Laundromat in Sikatuna " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes"
16. Internet cafe in Taguig "n@kopi@"
17. Name of kambingan "Sa Goat Kita"
18. A salon somewhere "Curl Up And Dye"
19. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan "Gee Congee"
20. A water refilling station in Dapitan "Wa-Thirst"
21. A store selling feedsfor chicken "Robocock"
22. Shoe repair in Marikina "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
23. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE and even DYE for you"
24. Petshop "Petness First"
25. Flower shop "Susan's Roses"
26. Taxicab "Income Taxi|
27. A 2nd hand watch store "2nd Time Around"
28. A squid stall in a wet market "Pusit to the Limit"
29. A shrimp store "Hipon Coming Back"
30. A ceiling installer " Kisame Street "
31. A car repair shop "Bangga ka 'day?"
32. An aquatic pet store in Malolos "Fish Be With You"
33. A beauty salon "Saudia Hairlines"
34. A bakery "Anak ng Tinapay"
35. Laundry shop "Wash Your Problems"
36. Chicharon store "Chicha Hut"
37. Neighborhood pizza store "Pizza Hot"
38. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro "Pinoy Big Barber"
39. A goto resto "Goto Ko Pa "
40. Party needs "Baloon Baloonan"
41. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig "Lah-Fang"
42. Second hand TVs made in Japan Libertad stores "Sayonato" "Muranato" "Nakamuraka"
43. Panaderia "Trimonay Bakeshop"
44. salon "Hair Dot Comb"
45. A kiosk "Sariwain Natin Ang Lumpia"
46. A healthy eating restaurant calls itself "TriMona"
1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & face".
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto. Tomas, Batangas, "Starducks".
3. Fastfood eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee".
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters: "Cafe Pindot"
5. A Manila laundry named: "Summa c** Laundry"
6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches"
7. A petshop in Kamuning: " Pakita Mo Pet Mo"
8. Bakery: "Bread Pitt"
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank"
10. Restaurant in Pampanga: "Mekeni Rogers"
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "The 'Fried' of Marikina "
12. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida"
13. A copy center in Sikatuna Village : "Pakopya ni Edgar"
14. A beerhouse in Cavite : "Chikpoint"
15. Laundromat in Sikatuna " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes"
16. Internet cafe in Taguig "n@kopi@"
17. Name of kambingan "Sa Goat Kita"
18. A salon somewhere "Curl Up And Dye"
19. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan "Gee Congee"
20. A water refilling station in Dapitan "Wa-Thirst"
21. A store selling feedsfor chicken "Robocock"
22. Shoe repair in Marikina "Dr. Shoe-Bago"
23. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE and even DYE for you"
24. Petshop "Petness First"
25. Flower shop "Susan's Roses"
26. Taxicab "Income Taxi|
27. A 2nd hand watch store "2nd Time Around"
28. A squid stall in a wet market "Pusit to the Limit"
29. A shrimp store "Hipon Coming Back"
30. A ceiling installer " Kisame Street "
31. A car repair shop "Bangga ka 'day?"
32. An aquatic pet store in Malolos "Fish Be With You"
33. A beauty salon "Saudia Hairlines"
34. A bakery "Anak ng Tinapay"
35. Laundry shop "Wash Your Problems"
36. Chicharon store "Chicha Hut"
37. Neighborhood pizza store "Pizza Hot"
38. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro "Pinoy Big Barber"
39. A goto resto "Goto Ko Pa "
40. Party needs "Baloon Baloonan"
41. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig "Lah-Fang"
42. Second hand TVs made in Japan Libertad stores "Sayonato" "Muranato" "Nakamuraka"
43. Panaderia "Trimonay Bakeshop"
44. salon "Hair Dot Comb"
45. A kiosk "Sariwain Natin Ang Lumpia"
46. A healthy eating restaurant calls itself "TriMona"
