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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:44 am


Hi!

While I was posting on another topic, the door rang. One of the neighbours here (a tiny little nit of a woman in the middle of her mid-life crisis, by the look of her) was standing there all pumped up about my bike being tied out "in her way" when she has to carry large packages, since it was inadvertently next to a flower pot stand (the landlady's by the way; I'm a student living in a sublet apartment) that does admittedly make moving around the inner balcony of the flat a bit harder. However, it would not overly inconvenience a large man. She demands I take it away immeadately, huffing and insulting.

This sort of behaviour always pushes the wrong buttons with me.

Now on our floor there are two other people whose bikes are trussed out that same as ours. I ask her if that would be to her royal liking (not in those words),a question she kept interrupting with more and more stupid remarks and threats.
She kicks the flower stand and makes remarks about how loud-mouthed I am for someone who doesn't even have her own house.
And to top it all off, once I move the bike a little way of, so that it isn't next to the stand, which, I again admit was careless, she comes back with the "large packages" to pass through ever so precariously: a tiny little stool...

I ask you: what can a person do about such people?
Not I much, I'm afraid. But the woman is seriously unstable, if you ask me. But it makes a person annoyed, angry, insulted, sad, tired, depressed, etc...just plain bad, even though it isn't worth it. Stupid thing obviously is plenty happy about her own worthless life if she feels a need to b***h about.

Sorry about having to relate this, but, well, I had to get it off my chest somehow, or I might slap the b***h in the face next time I see her/it.

Kisses!
Happy everyday to you all!
PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:46 pm


well i know a few things that might help you.

take a knife

stab her in the stomach area
(if done in the right area the stomach acid will drain out of her stomach and really make her death painful)

if you slit her throat
(a shallow cut with a straight knife will still kill her but very slowly. a deeper cut will result in more of a instant death)

the wrist
(common belief is to cut around the wrist. this is wrong. cut either from middle wrist and down the arm is most likely to kill.)

stab the heart self explanatory

stab in the head
(preferably the brain)

to look like a suicide women will usually go for their own wrist or chest, and men for the head) use a glove that you afterword burn and go out with a friend instantly. leaving the knife or gun in her hand.

go for a knife instead of a gun. gun is easier to trace

puffer fish is deadly and less likely to be found by an blood test

a simple slip and fall down the stairs

type a suicide note to help your self out some

if choking her push the middle of her neck with your thumbs very hard to collapse the wind pipe

use a dull knife
(the sharper the knife the easier the cut and less pain the duller the knife the more pain from pushing it in)

put hand sanitizer or litter fluid all over your hands and light them of fire
(the hand sanitizer or lighter fluid will burn on top of your hand and not cause any harm to you the sanitizer will allow you to flick your hand at her and in affect throw some of it off so you can throw a fire ball at her. do it fast tho once it burns off the liquid from your hands you will need to slap the fire out before harm comes to you.)

use pliers to rip off her finger and toenails then to break the finger and toenails, proceed in breaking bones till you finally get to the neck or just leave her to die.




nobody messes with my friends and gets off easy!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:05 am


Scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........................*shudders*



SLAP THAT BITCHES FACE! cool
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:08 am


Errrrrrr..............wondering moon.........I'm scared!

*hides behind cushion*


PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! gonk

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:57 pm


lol dont wory, i like you. you will receve a fate worse than death... YOU WILL LIVE!! lol

and before anyone says it no i am not a goth or emo girl. lol
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