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Vote for the top ten so your favorite: You Know Your A Noob In Zomg When......
  When you yell while running into a fight "Buff Check what's a buff check?" then die miraculously from a hoard of enemies!
  ...When you run off alone in a Hard Mode Mission
  You believe someone when they tell you if you beat SS Hard 999 times that it will lead you to a secret place in the forest where you can un-soulbind rings and be able to sell em.......
  ..,If you are a CL 10, and walk into Village greens and ask someone where the Null is...
  ...When you think it's a GOOD idea to wander all the way to the whirlpool in Gold Beach - as a CL 4.3.
  ...When you shout "defib plz!" over and over, but don't provide a location.
  ...When you shout conversations when normal chats would work perfectly fine
  ............. When you go into a group fight (such as Papa Saw) and instead of letting your group get their stamina and health back so they can fight you continually attack.
  ...When you ask for a defib when you are dazed RIGHT next to the null chamber
  ......... When you don't know how or about suppressing your level in a dungeon battle.
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 8:45 pm


Yes............. i had to............ im sorry xd think i mite make a video omg like they did for halo that would be hillarious......... so yea post ur ideas to add to the list! Once we get enough ideas we will try to get our top ten!


You know your a noob playing Zomg.......


When you yell while running into a fight "Buff Check what's a buff check?" then die miraculously from a hoard of enemies!


...When you run off alone in a Hard Mode Mission

That makes me crazy. Once, as a CL 10 revisiting DMP, I tried leading in Hard mode with a bunch of noobs. I tried very hard to tell them to STAY THE HELL TOGETHER beforehand, but halfway in we had me and another guy (the only smart one, and the only one who didn't need defibbing XD) in one place, another person on the other side of the map, someone else waaaay to their right, someone in another corner, and someone else faaaar below them. If you connected the dots, it would have made - no joke - a scribble scrabble star. Yet, somehow, we won against the OMFG. Please don't ask me how - I have NO idea.


You believe someone when they tell you if you beat SS Hard 999 times that it will lead you to a secret place in the forest where you can un-soulbind rings and be able to sell em.......
matter fact...........
if you believe you can un-soulbind rings PERIOD...... xd




..,If you are a CL 10, and walk into Village greens and ask someone where the Null is...



...When you think it's a GOOD idea to wander all the way to the whirlpool in Gold Beach - as a CL 4.3.

Seriously, saw a pair of low CL 4s trying this. I kept saving them and tried to warn them to go back, but, ehhh, somebody's gotta win the Darwin Award I guess.



...When you shout "defib plz!" over and over, but don't provide a location.

...When you shout conversations when normal chats would work perfectly fine
(i.e. you're not deliberately trying to be an idiot, as in discussing A Modest Proposal, 'cause baby-eating is no fun without audience recoil).




............. When you go into a group fight (such as Papa Saw) and instead of letting your group get their stamina and health back so they can fight you continually attack.


Because we all know if you don't get your stamina back up how are you going to be able to attack or even be able to heal. This happened to me on Papa Saw Hard....... and trust me everyone ended up dying just about after the continuous third round.


...When you ask for a defib when you are dazed RIGHT next to the null chamber


...When you are in a new place with new rules, but repeatedly ignore the "STAY TOGETHER"s of all your experienced teammates.

That rant being given, I dedicate this one to you, mister Chaossomething313. Goodness knows we screamed your name enough times.



......... When you don't know how or about suppressing your level in a dungeon battle.


burning_eyes =========================== xd


Think i might make images too! Omg this is gonna be fun!


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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:42 pm


Awesome! Do it!

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:58 pm


totally XD
PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:12 pm


...When you run off alone in a Hard mode dungeon.

That makes me crazy. Once, as a CL 10 revisiting DMP, I tried leading in Hard mode with a bunch of noobs. I tried very hard to tell them to STAY THE HELL TOGETHER beforehand, but halfway in we had me and another guy (the only smart one, and the only one who didn't need defibbing XD) in one place, another person on the other side of the map, someone else waaaay to their right, someone in another corner, and someone else faaaar below them. If you connected the dots, it would have made - no joke - a scribble scrabble star. Yet, somehow, we won against the OMFG. Please don't ask me how - I have NO idea. XD

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:17 pm


thats awesome! 3nodding Yup need some more people! Go Go Go!
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:43 pm


......when you ask what is TC ?

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:19 pm


You know your a noob on Zomg when..........

You believe someone when they tell you if you beat SS Hard 999 times that it will lead you to a secret place in the forest where you can un-soulbind rings and be able to sell em.......

matter fact...........

if you believe you can un-soulbind rings PERIOD...... xd
PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 10:12 pm


When a CL 10, walks into Village greens and akss you where the Null is...

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:21 pm


Nox Of The Elementum
When a CL 10, walks into Village greens and akss you where the Null is...


xd FAIL.
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:25 pm


...When you think it's a GOOD idea to wander all the way to the whirlpool in Gold Beach - as a CL 4.3.

Seriously, saw a pair of low CL 4s trying this. I kept saving them and tried to warn them to go back, but, ehhh, somebody's gotta win the Darwin Award I guess.

Also, Kitten, would you mind compiling a list in the first post for newcomers and general reference? smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:27 pm


Also, when...

...You shout "defib plz!" over and over, but don't provide a location.

...And you shout conversations when normal chats would work perfectly fine (i.e. you're not deliberately trying to be an a*****e, as in discussing A Modest Proposal, 'cause baby-eating is no fun without audience recoil).
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:41 am


Its happened before lol they bough all their rings

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:24 am


XD Retarded person is retarded. And rich.
PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:22 pm


Ok updated it so far! and yea i got new ones ha ha had a rousing round of SS last night to help me with my quest and got new material such as.........


............. When you go into a group fight (such as Papa Saw) and instead of letting your group get their stamina and health back so they can fight you continually attack.


Because we all know if you don't get your stamina back up how are you going to be able to attack or even be able to heal. This happened to me on Papa Saw Hard....... and trust me everyone ended up dying just about after the continuous third round.

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:55 pm


...When they ask for a defib when they are dazed RIGHT next to the null.

You have NO IDEA how many times I have seen this happen at Bass'ken Lake.
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