Welcome to Camp Half-Blood
We hope you’re feeling good
If you survived your first day
We promise you, you should!
CHORUS: Oh, I don’t want no more of Half-Blood life
Monsters won’t leave me be
They think that I’m tasty
Why won’t they just leave me Aloooone
*INDIVIDUAL CABIN VERSES*
Hey, we’re the kids of ZEUS
And our dad rules the skies
So we get extra peanuts
From airlines when we fly!
*CHORUS*
Our Dad he is POSEIDON
He owns the seven seas
So we can cause tsunamis
Every single time we sneeze!
*CHORUS*
HADES is our father
And he’s the king of dead
So while you’re all slow-dancing
We “Thriller” dance instead!
*brief “Thriller” music clip plays. HADES kids dance*
*CHORUS*
DEMETER is our mother
So we love growing plants
But if you call us hippies
We’ll grow nettle…in your pants!
*CHORUS*
We’re all children of ARES
We show a lot of class
And if you dare say different
We’ll kick your puny…shin!
*CHORUS*
Our mom is ATHENA
So we’re all really smart
But if you try and call us nerds
We’ll tear you all apart!
*CHORUS*
We’re the children of APOLLO
And they say we’re pretty bright
We’ll heal you when the sun’s out
But we’re useless in the night!
*CHORUS*
Our dad is HEPHAESTUS
So forging’s what we do
If you tick us off we’ll make a sword
And use it to run you through!
*CHORUS*
APHRODITE is our mother
So we look really good
You could try real hard to look like us
But we don’t think you could!
*CHORUS*
HERMES is who sired us
And there’s no need to fear
If someone’s stole you wallet
You can likely find it here!
*CHORUS*
Being kids of DIONYSUS
Isn’t always lotsa fun
‘cuz we can’t use our powers
Until we’re twenty-one!
*CHORUS*
Why won’t they just leave meee…
Aloooooooone!
We hope you’re feeling good
If you survived your first day
We promise you, you should!
CHORUS: Oh, I don’t want no more of Half-Blood life
Monsters won’t leave me be
They think that I’m tasty
Why won’t they just leave me Aloooone
*INDIVIDUAL CABIN VERSES*
Hey, we’re the kids of ZEUS
And our dad rules the skies
So we get extra peanuts
From airlines when we fly!
*CHORUS*
Our Dad he is POSEIDON
He owns the seven seas
So we can cause tsunamis
Every single time we sneeze!
*CHORUS*
HADES is our father
And he’s the king of dead
So while you’re all slow-dancing
We “Thriller” dance instead!
*brief “Thriller” music clip plays. HADES kids dance*
*CHORUS*
DEMETER is our mother
So we love growing plants
But if you call us hippies
We’ll grow nettle…in your pants!
*CHORUS*
We’re all children of ARES
We show a lot of class
And if you dare say different
We’ll kick your puny…shin!
*CHORUS*
Our mom is ATHENA
So we’re all really smart
But if you try and call us nerds
We’ll tear you all apart!
*CHORUS*
We’re the children of APOLLO
And they say we’re pretty bright
We’ll heal you when the sun’s out
But we’re useless in the night!
*CHORUS*
Our dad is HEPHAESTUS
So forging’s what we do
If you tick us off we’ll make a sword
And use it to run you through!
*CHORUS*
APHRODITE is our mother
So we look really good
You could try real hard to look like us
But we don’t think you could!
*CHORUS*
HERMES is who sired us
And there’s no need to fear
If someone’s stole you wallet
You can likely find it here!
*CHORUS*
Being kids of DIONYSUS
Isn’t always lotsa fun
‘cuz we can’t use our powers
Until we’re twenty-one!
*CHORUS*
Why won’t they just leave meee…
Aloooooooone!
