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 Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 12:41 pm
Basically you post why you would go to Azkaban.
I.e. Killing someone, anouncing you're a death eater, eating the minister of magic's favorite ball on accident.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:16 pm
And I shall go first:
If I went to Azkaban, it would be for randomly getting sued for finding something naughty on the internet. How am I supposed to figure out these dang muggle contraptions?!
(lol, not in real life. I work as an Audio-Visual worker in a college. I.e. Troubleshooting for professors and delivering expensive equipment all over campus smile )
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HallowsEve333 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:33 pm
If I went to Azkaban, it would be for posting *ahem* pictures of our dear Headmaster all over the school and using a charm so that when he took one down or destroyed it, 10 more would pop up in its place ^^
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:38 pm
If I went to Azkaban it would probably be because I did illegal ... "experiments" on how muggles would react to finding out about the wizarding world. After all, one can only obliviate someone's memory so many times.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:56 pm
If I went to Azkaban it would be because I claimed to be Voldymorty Jr. >.<...
And because I posted naughty photos of voldimort and his snake all over the school. (haha Take that, Mr.Snake head!!!!!)
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:25 am
If I went to Azkaban it would be for trying to rule the free world...and failing
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:42 pm
If I went to Azkaban it would probably because I tried to take over the cheezit company in the muggle world. Then I would bring a metal spoon and clang it against the bars to piss off the dementors. (Hows that random for you? It's what I do. Get used to it. xD)
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:07 am
I would go to azkaban for making spells that hack into books and mess it up like the muggles wikipedia thing.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:26 pm
If I went to Azkaban it would be because I kicked a muggle hobo.
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:31 pm
If i went to Azkaban, it would be because:
1.) I murdered the muggle's child icon Blues clues, for that rediculous theme song.
2.) I couldn't handle it anymore and hunted our 'friendly' centaur....Shepeard's Pie Tonight!
3.) Gather a bunch of muggles and brainwash them into becoming the next Nazi party, except we don't kill jews, we kill brownies, they stick in your teeth, they upset your stomach, and they even give you diarea, what could be worse then brownies?
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 8:48 am
If i went to Azkaban it would be because, i tried to take over the world with my army of cakes and teddy bears
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:14 pm
I would probably end up in Azkaban for trying to kill someone for mistaking one fandom for another (I've heard its much like that for those two series um...Starwars and StarTrek with muggles...)
((Sadly-this does hold true for the muggle world as well...)
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:30 pm
If i went to azkaban, it would be because I raised Dumbledore from the grave to try to defeat an army of animated microwaves, then got charged with owning an "Inferi."
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:28 am
If I went to askaban it would be for killing _Breezy Breezy_ for not liking brownies. (Btw kasen, I'm back as a ghost!)
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Halohampster Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:23 am
If I went to Azkaban, it would be for making all the house elves in the kitchen cook only for me, thus making all the other students and teachers starve!
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