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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:20 am


Jenn, I started reading this site and was like "Omfg, I think Jenn might have written this."

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html

It gets funnier as it goes on. There are several pages!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:31 am


In a few months I'm going to be a new mom, and we know its a girl. My dh and I have been discussing names lately (we already have six children: Jack Dominick, Rose Solenne, Monroe Charlize, Ophelia Eden, Heart Scarlett, Pascal Sebastien) and our favorites right now are:

Okay, I think this lady's lying. No two people could contain between them enough evil to conceive both of this many children and this many f'ed up names. Even a godless universe contains more rhyme and reason.

Phoenix (she was conceived in Phoenix)
Aedin
Cielle (see-ell)
Gracelyn
Maxime (max-eem)
Jasmine


These people, being either liars, new age cultists, schizophrenic Dungeons and Dragons players, Mormons, or all four, make most commentary on those preposterous names moot.

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:32 am


what about the name skylar or raven?

Thanks, 14-year-old-Goth-girl!

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:46 am


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I like the unique names like.... For a boy: Ezra or Solomon (from the bible)
But my husband hates Ezra I really like Ezra. It is so strong and manly!

I don't know. I'm sure you can find a name better than Ezra. (Zing!)



But I wanted to name my son Ezra....Is that bad?

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:48 am


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Jenn, I started reading this site and was like "Omfg, I think Jenn might have written this."

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html

It gets funnier as it goes on. There are several pages!!

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That sounds like something I would do.
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:28 am


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Jenn, I started reading this site and was like "Omfg, I think Jenn might have written this."

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html

It gets funnier as it goes on. There are several pages!!

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That sounds like something I would do.


It just really does.

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:31 am


That reminds me of this book. It's called Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming. It totally seems like something that I would write.
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 6:21 pm


xd you should add the name Roxas to that list. I once thought of naming my first son (when i eventually hav kids) Roxas

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 7:55 pm


This makes me think of people I know. I know a woman who has three children. Their names are Skyler, Lexi, and Oakley Acorn. I also have a friend with the middle name Eärendil. Him and all of his siblings middle names come from the Elves of Middle Earth.

I kind of think that's a cool thing though. You can have fun with middle names because no one needs to know them in everyday life.
PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 8:03 pm


yeah, just as long as you dont get Mowgli as a middle name gonk waaaay too weird

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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 12:01 am


I knew a girl in high school named Chestica. I wish I was kidding.
And I can't for get Kanisha, Lanisha, Shanisha, Unisha and any other first syllable you can think of with 'isha' on the end of it.
PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:55 pm


Sometimes, the horror is all in how a person's names combine. I knew a guy with the last name Lyons who was planning on naming ihs first son Daniel David. Normal names that sound fine together. Then you realize that kid's name is Dan D. Lyons. Or what about giving a girl named Polly the middle name Esther.

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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:23 pm


rofl
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:35 am


xd xd xd xd those are funny names!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:53 am


I think my neighbor's son is named Kyri or something like that. I don't know how to spell it. This girl I used to be friends with named her son Azriel.
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