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 Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:24 pm
As promised, here they are. This is what happens when I drive by myself.... gonk Especially right after a boring recital..... >.>
Rudolph the red assed reindeer, had a very shiny butt,
and if you ever saw him, you'd say he was a little slut
like yo mama!
all of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
like bukake face!
they never let poor Rudolph, join in any kinky sex games!
like knaughty knots!
then one sloppy Christmas eve, Santa came to say
Rudolph with your a** so bright, won't you be my b***h tonight?
then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee
baby suck me!
Rudolph the red assed reindeer, oh won't you please go down on me?
oh won't you please go down on me?!?!?!?!?!?
I entered an avatar for this one, but never got very far. Only use for a Twilight skin I've found so far XD
Frosty the Snow-ho was a happy go lucky ho
with a solid gold phone and a d***o nose and a pimp made out of snow
Frosty the Snow-ho is a crack dream they say
she was made of snow but the perverts know, she c** again one day.
There must have been some magic, in the skimpy clothes they found
cause when they started to jack off, she hacked and she coughed,
and jumped right off the ground!
oh Frosty the Snow-ho, was as money hungry as she could be
and her poor old johns said before too long dollar signs were all that she could see.
Humpety hump hump humpety hump hump
look at Frosty go!
Humpety hump hump humpety hump hump
over the legs and below!
Frosty the Snow-ho knew the heat was on that day,
so she said, "Hey hun lets have some fun, before the vice squad comes to play!"
Down to the street, with his wallet in her hand
running here and there, jumping in the air, sayin' "Catch me if you can!"
She led him through the town, right past the vice squad cop
and never paused a bit, the little twit, when she heard him yell stop.
For Frosty the Snow-ho had to hurry on her way
but she waved goodbye,
"Now hun don't you cry, at least you were a real good lay!"
mrgreen Enjoy!
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 5:54 pm
----what the devil is this??? I'm tempted to laugh and cry at the same time... burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:49 pm
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:50 pm
Mau Aita Dirac ----what the devil is this??? I'm tempted to laugh and cry at the same time... burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes This is dirty christmas carols I wrote while driving my car one dark and lonely night. Great to sing while driving to school ^_^
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:54 pm
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:01 pm
? They're right there.... Unless I'm misunderstanding your request XD
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:22 am
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:47 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:23 pm
arrow Mau Aita Dirac ----what the devil is this??? I'm tempted to laugh and cry at the same time... burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:09 pm
xd don't pretend they ain't funny! xd
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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