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 Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:46 am
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:42 am
Steer clear Big Tuna, head for open waters
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:43 am
I need to know who put my calculator in jello, or I'm going to lose MY FREAKIN' MIND!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:44 am
Dwight Schrute: Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced.
Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
Andy Bernard: Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of sales.
Dwight Schrute: So you'll be reporting to me then.
Andy Bernard: On the contrary.
Dwight Schrute: My title has "manager" in it.
Andy Bernard: And I'm a director. Which on a film set, is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film?
Dwight Schrute: I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.
Andy Bernard: Congratulations.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:45 am
Sabateur! Sabateur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game...the game is over, I'm really going to shoot you!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:46 am
[To Michael] I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:01 pm
Andy: Go tell them I am floating away, obviously!
Angela: I don't understand what you want from me.
Andy: Angela it's pretty simple. Look at what I am doing and go tell somebody it! [In sumo wrestler costume floating on his back.]
Angela: Sorry! Bye, Andy! [Walking away]
Andy: Angela!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:02 pm
Andy: I really appreciate your letting me work along side you today.
Dwight Schrute: Of course you do, moon face. That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office periahia and nobody likes you.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:03 pm
Andy: Beer me!
Jim Halpert: What's that?
Andy: Hand me that water. I always say, 'beer me.' It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:04 pm
Andy: So Tuna when we get in there let's do a really good job okay?
Jim Halpert: Did that really need to be said?
Andy: Well not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of a conversation.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:05 pm
Andy: Good morning, Pam.
Pam Beesly: Oh, welcome back, Andy.
Andy: Drew. I'm Drew now.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Drew. Sorry.
Andy: Appology not accepted. [pause] Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:06 pm
Andy: Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. [flash back to punching wall] But after five weeks in anger management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude and a new name. And a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the 'grumpies'.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:09 pm
Andy: Fine. I'll just sit at my desk and be quiet. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. [hidden cell phone starts to ring] Excuse me. And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. Here's a little newsflash! It's not funny! In fact, it's pretty freakin' unfunny! Oh, my GOD.
[Andy punches a hole in the wall]
Andy: That... was an overreaction. Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? Pam, you good?
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:10 pm
Andy: Man, TGI Wednesday. Am I right?
Michael Scott: Yup.
Andy: Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my Lost on. What are you doing later? You wanna hang out?
Michael Scott: Uh, I dunno. Maybe.
Andy: I'll take that as a maybe.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:11 pm
Andy: Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
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