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 Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:04 am
I went to borders, with my rabid twitard cousin, to buy the book "The outsiders" for english.
Of course she just had to pass by twilight.
She was going to buy the hardcover edition of breaking dawn. Of course i had to buy it.
But when i touched it, i swear it burned me.
like holy water on a demon.
I dropped the book, kicked it, handed my cousin money to buy it, and proceded to find my book.
Alas, today was a day that several twitards decided to be in a bookstore.
They had saw me kick the book and proceeded to yell at me.
I swear, do any of you know what it's like to have idioicy(sp) screamed at you?
Also in history, a twitard was talking about The Lion King.
According to her the phrase "Hakuna Matata" means "I love you"
(Of course i flipped out)
When in fact, its a part in the song, "It means no worries for the rest of your days"
The morals of the stories are:
Intelligent people can't touch anything that is purely idiotic,
And
twilight=stupidity
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:45 pm
I was in my school library when my friend was reading twilight (again)...I said i hate twilight and she yelled so everyone could hear that im "TOTALLY STUPID FOR NOT LIKEING TWILIGHT" then i looked over and the guy i liked just haaad to be there...
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:27 pm
blue_moon_X3 I was in my school library when my friend was reading twilight (again)...I said i hate twilight and she yelled so everyone could hear that im "TOTALLY STUPID FOR NOT LIKEING TWILIGHT" then i looked over and the guy i liked just haaad to be there... OMG!!! You poor thing.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:02 pm
I was sitting with my friends outside the office where we usually sit in the morning. I mentioned how stupid Twilight was with "Sparkle Fairies." the guys laughed, but there were to girls who stood up and one showed me her book bag and the other showed me her team edward t-shirt. long story short, one didnt talk to me for 2 weeks, the other decided to slap me everytime I said hi.
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Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:19 pm
Raimundo Daiga I was sitting with my friends outside the office where we usually sit in the morning. I mentioned how stupid Twilight was with "Sparkle Fairies." the guys laughed, but there were to girls who stood up and one showed me her book bag and the other showed me her team edward t-shirt. long story short, one didnt talk to me for 2 weeks, the other decided to slap me everytime I said hi.
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