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 Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:13 am
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:25 am
Michael Scott: Earth to Stanley!
Stanley: Not me.
Michael Scott: Yes you. Come on. Stanley. Put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael Scott: Stanley we're havin' a little brainstorm session--
Stanley: DID I STUTTER!?
Michael Scott: Good. This is good. I'm going to grab a glass of water.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:26 am
I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining. I have varicose veins too. I have swollen ankles, I'm constantly hungry. You think my nipples don't get sore too? You think I don't need to know the fastest way to the hospital?
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:27 am
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Shrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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