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 Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:10 am
Are you threatening me Beesley?
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:22 am
About forty times a year, Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight is always gravely concerned.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:23 am
Well, last year my performance started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I'm not really sure what to expect.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:45 am
Table making never seemed so possible!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:13 pm
Pam Beesly: Can we take a look at the suite now?
Employee: Oh I'm sorry, somebody just checked in.
Pam Beesly: Oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Employee: Oh no, just an individual. That man there. [points to Andy]
Andy: Hey! I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed!
Jim Halpert: I don't like that.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:14 pm
Pam Beesly: I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me they wouldn't hate me. But Karen knows me and she still hates me, so.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:15 pm
Dwight Schrute: [giving the volleyball to Pam to serve] Okay! Hey Pam how're you doing! Hey do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed. Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone.
Pam Beesly: Back off Dwight.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:17 pm
Pam Beesly: Wow. You're shakin' things up a bit, huh?
Jim Halpert: It's a pretty good idea don't you think?
Pam Beesly: Do you think it's a good idea?
Jim Halpert: No... I think it's a great idea.
Pam Beesly: Hmph.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:18 pm
Pam Beesly: Every time Michael's in a meeting, he makes me come in and give him a Post-it note telling him who's on the phone. I did it once and he freaked out. He loved it so much. The thing is he doesn't get that many calls. So he has me make them up every ten minutes.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:19 pm
Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:23 pm
Pam Beesly: We got the van at a used car lot. We think it says Hallelujah Church of Scranton in Korean. It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:24 pm
Pam Beesly: I don't know what the future holds. But, I'm optimistic. And, uh, I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I are just too, similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But, you-- but that is a, um, you know not-- a man. A man version. But, uh, until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:25 pm
Pam Beesly: Yeah! I'm gonna do some mock-ups. And then turn those into thumbnails, and then do some, uh... splash frames? I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm excited.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:26 pm
Pam Beesly: Suduko: level moderate, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:29 pm
Pam Beesly: [Jim walks outside at the end of the day and sees Pam] I'm coming back the wrong way. It's not because of you. I don't like graphic design. That's it. Stop smiling! I really didn't like it. It's just, designing logos and stuff, and I miss Scranton. But it is not because I missed you. I just really wanted to come home. And, I know you said to come home the right way but, you can't tell me what to do. Got it?
Jim Halpert: I missed you.
Pam Beesly: I missed you too.
[Jim kisses Pam]
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