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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:05 pm

But it's just amusing to me. 8D
--Convo With "Cheap England":

Sunnebarkote: There is a prophecy that Israel will come again like a bloom on a tree long dead.
Sunnebarkote: Sure, I can see where she was going with that.
Sunnebarkote: But Israel is NOT a little lolita looking girl
Sunnebarkote: There is absolutely nothing lolita about Israel
Sunnebarkote: But I was impresse with Fiji, Laos and some select other countries as islands.
malimillions: unless she had the red flashing eyes and a knife
malimillions: i don't know what the chorus is called, but i'll have to sing it for you
malimillions: they play it in south park when the son of the devil kills peopple xD
Sunnebarkote: xDDD
malimillions: and the red glowing eeeeyes
malimillions: that's the only way she coudl be gothic lolita
malimillions: like the gothic lolita girl that comes with the nightmare ei?
Sunnebarkote: xDD
malimillions: she has a knife she's hiding behind her back
malimillions: xD
malimillions: and yes, she has red eyes
Sunnebarkote: xDDD You really feel strongly about this Israel thing, don't you?
malimillions: oh, you can tell? XD
Sunnebarkote: biggrin My Israel will be a bratty kid with a gun.
Sunnebarkote: A BIG a** gun.
malimillions: aweosme xDD
malimillions: he can suddenly rant hebrew in a german - like spasm like doctor strangelow
Sunnebarkote: Like "How the hell are you carrying that. O.o Nevermind who the heck gave it to you."
" biggrin D Jimmy Carter!"
Sunnebarkote: ">3 Wana see how it works? *chichink!*"
malimillions: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
malimillions: america's lil' brat xDDDDDD
Sunnebarkote: xDD
malimillions: "Who has a nuclear warhead? Who does? Who does? Yes you do! Yes you do! <3"
Sunnebarkote: "DDDX Stop it~! Not around the araaaabs~!"
malimillions: america snugglin' isreal
malimillions: israel, excuse me D:
Sunnebarkote: xDDDD Let him go, Alfred. Let him gooo~
Sunnebarkote: biggrin Portur Rico's an American territory. xD So it's like one of those kids running around his house n s**t.
Sunnebarkote: But it's more like a step child.
Sunnebarkote: Cause they don't get to vote. o3o
malimillions: yeah o___o
Sunnebarkote: Along with Panama.
Sunnebarkote: xD Oh Teddy Rooservelt. The same guy who gave the world the teddy bear is the same guy who gave America a big stick.
Sunnebarkote: Take that how you want .
Sunnebarkote: xD Israel is like that kid whos left at grandma's periodically.
malimillions: yeah
malimillions: the one who always had a lollypop, and worked so its voice could do a real -shrill- scream, the type that's impossible to ignore, and can cut through glass
Sunnebarkote: "I want a toy."
"No, wait til America get ba-"
"I want a toy. D<"
">/ Don't you make that face at me young man, now behave like a gen-"
"I WANA TOY~! XOOOOOO!!"
malimillions: YES! XDDDDD
malimillions: "You're making a -scene-!"
malimillions: like that kid in the mall that has to be -dragged- out of the food court
Sunnebarkote: xDDDD
malimillions: by the completely humiliated parent
malimillions: france and spain: ._.
Sunnebarkote: xDD
malimillions: that sure would get england's hackles up
malimillions: the nerve!
Sunnebarkote: xD
malimillions: to look at him like that, even to insinuate that they were -courting- him or something, or that he -cared- about that kind of thing, he was a independent man, he didn't need anyone! He could look after his kids! He's kicked spain AND frances' asses, believe it!
malimillions: poor suddenly unsexy england with a bratty tot... ^^;;
Sunnebarkote: ...did you just quote naruto.
malimillions: yes xDDD
Sunnebarkote: xD Wtf.
malimillions: i'm so glad you picked that up
Sunnebarkote: "xOO NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO~! IMA TELL AMERCIA! WE HAVE NUKES! I'M THE CHOSEN ONE! THE CHOOOOOSEEN~! *sportatic hebrew*"
"e.o Sweet Mother Mary in a bathing suit..."
malimillions: molly: *Hums 'independent woman' by destiny's child*
malimillions: england: >>; What are you trying to say to me?!
malimillions: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
malimillions: yes, that is perfect sad
malimillions: XDDD
malimillions: wrong emoticon at first there, sorry
malimillions: israel's an interesting kid...
malimillions: he was begot while allllll the other kids were leaving the house
malimillions: ie. the former colonies after WWII
malimillions: plus america's always being a BAD big brother and giving isreal things that england finds inappropriate
malimillions: like a hooters restaurant xD
Sunnebarkote: xDDD
malimillions: that's true, actually
Sunnebarkote: "~.~ What? They got good wings, kids need to eat too."
malimillions: Israel got a hooters restaurant a few years ago o__O;
Sunnebarkote: xD Are you serious.
malimillions: it's true
malimillions: that s**t is too ******** up for me to make up xD

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:11 pm

xD Oh Teddy Roosevelt... And Franklin Roosevelt. What have you created?

Oh right! :3 Disclaimer-
Making fun of policy and politics,(and maybe historic figures) not individual people. <33

After all, being an American myself, I SURELY don't agree with half of the assheaded things we do. e.o;;

--The orgins of America is a whole nother topic all together. xD Alfred wasn't born, he was freggin found. Tossing Bufflo around.