Character Options
The Good Guys
The Not So Fair Fairy God-Mother- This Woman has incredible powers and is the leader of the police force. She is very unfair though, if an ugly man steals he is sentenced to death. If it is a hot man he gets a two minute lecture and a forced sleepover with The Not So Fair Fairy God-Mother.
The Princess In Distress- He is always in trouble of being captured by The Spoiled Rotten Princess who is madly in love with him, luckily he has his own Princess in Shining Armor to protect him.
The Princess In Shinning Armor- This is one tough b***h she is the wife of The Prince
ss In Distress and is constantly saving her husband.
The Sparkling Homosexual Vampire- He rolls in glitter every morning in order to sustain his beautiful sparkle. He loves to take the blood of innocent young men and he is secretly in love with The Epic Fail Wizard.
The Stupid Hacker- This man is a typical red-neck who is dim witted in everything. However, when it comes to hacking, he is a genius.
The Mute Cheerleader- The head cheerleader at her school who got her voice box kick out during a cheer competition.
The Perverted Old Lady- Nope, no perverted old man in this roleplay, but a woman. A woman who takes care of her grandson The 4 Year Old Virgin Trying To Get Some, she loves to flirt and sleep with many men.
The 4 Year Old Virgin Trying To Get Some-A young boy with a very perverted mind thanks to his grandmother.
The Blind Woman Who Some How Knows Where Everything Is- This woman is the leader of the group, she knows where the sacred item is and is leading them to it. She also somehow knows where everyone and everything is, despite her blindness. She can even find your lost car keys.
The Mouse/Man Who's Afraid Of Everything-A small mouse who hates cheese and is afraid of everything, but you wont like him when he's angry which is quite often. He has a very short temper. He will turn into a very muscular man when he is angered, but is still terrified of everything.
The Man Who Only Talks In Rhymes Or Riddles- The Epic Fail Wizard tried to kill this man, but he messed up. So, now he can only talk in rhymes and riddles.
The Bad Guys
The Woman Who Thinks She's Invisible-The name explains it all...
The Man Who Thinks He's Dead-The name explains it all...
The Clown Who Likes To Scare People-The backwards clown who likes to make people cry and scream, rather then laugh and giggle.
The Not So Innocent, Sadistic Child- She likes to kill and burn things, but she looks cute and innocent. So, no one ever gets angry with her.
The Not So Evil, Evil Witch- She loves nature, animals, peace, and Harmony. However, she doesn't like the Good Guys.
The Savage Vegetarian- He is very violent towards people, but loves animals and will not eat them.
The Anorexic Chick Who Likes To Make People Fat- She owns McDonalds...
The Epic Fail Wizard-He can never get his spells right.
The Spoiled Rotten Princess- She loves and tries to capture the Prince. She is also LITERALLY rotting away because she is undead.
The Were-Kitten-A young teen who can turn into a kitten and hisses at the sun. She chooses when to become a kitten.
The Polite Stalker-This man loves to stalk groups of people, but asks permission first.
