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 Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:59 pm
First legal stuff:This is probably the wrong spot, but I figured this is a place people would look first, so I'm going to post anyway.
It's been a long time since we have returned to the Rp and many of us wouldn't have returned had it not been for Elphie's die hard dedication. So I have decided to start this thread to get her a little something as a token of our appreciation for working her magic to get the RP going again.
I don't have a set limit (or more likely I can't figure one out, but I guess it would be something along the lines of amazing..), but anything would help. My plan is to at least get something on her wish list and I'm footing the first 6000 in gold to help.
Anyone care to join? Anyone?
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:16 pm
*cue telethon music and audience applause*
Knight: Thank you, thank you. *applause cuts off abruptly* Thank you, thank you, *winks off camera* Thank you. And thank you. Thank you.
*manager whispers off camera*
Knight:*grins and turns to camera* Welcome everyone to Save the Elphie fund telethon. I'm your host Scarlet Knight and we are looking for pledges to help Elphie get the item of her dreams.
*cues video of random clips from HVH Rp*
Knight: Ain't she wonderful folks? Tonight we are opening the phone lines to help reward this wonderful gal for helping to revive the RP when all hope seemed lost *fixes tie like Rodney Dangerfield* Tough crowd. Thanks to her dedication as well as the others, we are back to finish the Rp.
*audience applause*
Knight: Thank you all again you are so kind. Anyway, we are running this thing 24/7 until we have enough to purchase her one of her wishlist items.
*applause*
Knight: I know, ain't it grand? Anyway, we'll be have shows through out the night until we reach our goal. Our operators will be standing by and living on coffee and donuts till then.
*wall moves to reveal people waiting by the phone*
Knight: We'll begin with our first donation from yours truly and well start from there.
*board rolls over to 6000 gold*
Knight: Our phone lines our open and we'll be waiting for your call. As for our entertainment tonight, we'll be seeing the Amazing Gabriel Knight do his Easter Egg juggling act!
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:39 pm
Gabriel:*behind curtain* Knight I can't believe you're making me do this.
Evil:Muhahahaha, *loud zap and Gabriel appears in a rabbit costume*
Gabriel: O.O
Knight: Ain't he great folks?
Gabriel:*turning blood red* O.O
Knight: Thanks Gabe. *cane comes out and pulls Gabe off stage* And fella's stay tuned for Ruby and the Swimsuit contest!
*commotion back stage as Ruby shouts*
Ruby: *fuming* Where is he? WHERE IS HE?! I can't believe I have to wear this!
Knight: Looks like she's coming out early...
*Ruby bursts onto the stage in a revealing two piece bikini*
Ruby: I can't believe you're making me wear this!
Knight: Isn't she great folks, nice figure and everything.
Ruby: Don't ignore me! *She growls and bares a set of fangs instead of teeth*
Knight: sweatdrop Easy girl don't make me get the leash.
Ruby: LEASH! I'll show you leash! *starts straggling Knight with his tie*
*security rushes in to break up the fight as she shakes him violently and puts him back down*
Ruby: *huffs* I'm going for a walk *flips hair and turns away, revealing a wolf's tail that had sprouted over the edge of her bikini bottoms, swinging angrily behind her as she saunters away*
Knight:*hoarse voice* Yeah, Thank you Ruby. We'll hope to see her again in her other outfits.
*commotion back stage while audience applauds*
Knight: Anyway, let's kick off the night with our first act, the Gingerbread Metalheads!
*Curtain pulls back to reveal heavy metal band comprised of gingerbread men, their leader screaming into the microphone as the start playing "Get Psycho" by Disturbed*
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:30 am
EEP! Now i have to work on updating my wish list haha sweatdrop
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Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp Crew
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:48 pm
*checks boards....*
Knight: Well it seems we have another 1000, mostly from me. Please call in whatever you can folks, I'm hoping to at least get to 10000 g before the end of the week.
*pauses to check operators who are collecting a bit of dust*
Knight: Yep. Well, let's get the show moving then. We hope to hear any special requests out there?*crickets*
Knight: O.O Well, we have more shows lined up.
*Gabriel can be hear struggling back stage*
Knight: Please welcome the one man band Gabriel Knight!
Evil:Muhahahahahaha.
*loud zap and Gabriel appears covered in instruments like the one chimney sweeper guy in Mary Poppins*
Gabriel: stare I'm not degrading myself anymore Knight. scream And WHY DID YOU GIVE EVIL A TASER?
Evil: It's a cattle prod *zaps Gabriel* Muhahahahaha.
Gabe: scream
Evil:*while zapping Gabe*Muhahahahaha, dance little puppet dance.
Knight: Aren't they wonderful folks? Stay tuned for Ruby's amazing hula hoop contest
Ruby:*appearing in sudden gust of wind* stare I told you I'm not going to do it! Not dressed like this. stare
Knight:*grinning* Isn't she a peach folks? Still in her outfit from earlier and still wanting to do her amazing hula hoop dance. Or we could just let Evil poke her for an hour with a cattle prod.
Ruby: scream You wouldn't dare. I know where you sleep Knight.
Knight: mrgreen In the trailer right next to yours.
*Evil pops up twitching his moustache*
Evil: Muahahahaha. Should I zap her boss?
Knight: Down boy save some juice for Gabriel...
*Gabe is lying face down smoking on the floor*
Ruby: O.O
*Stage workers poke him with a stick and drag him off stage*
Knight: blaugh Anyway we have a great show lined up for you today.
Ruby: You can't be serious? *Evil pops up beside her with a wicked grin*
Knight: blaugh Of course I'm not *hands her a hula hoop. Now spin.
*Ruby is stuck standing on leg twirling hula hoops off the other leg and both arms and around her waist.*
Ruby: scream I'll get you Knight... and Evil too.
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:26 pm
|Elphaba: So not funny stare |
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Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp Crew
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:28 pm
((lol. Sorry Elphie, I couldn't help myself.))
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:36 pm
| Elphie: Walks in Yes Mister Knight Sir?
Elphaba: Cackles. Have fun explaining this to a little kid|
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Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp Crew
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:39 pm
Elphaba_Rogan_Thropp | Elphie: Walks in Yes Mister Knight Sir? Elphaba: Cackles. Have fun explaining this to a little kid| (( Knight: Well you see, you take the hoop like so *is attacked by a white wolf and dragged off stage**hula hoops are left where Ruby had been moments ago* Gabriel: *walks in covered in banana peels* Knight, did Evil throw me into the trash compactor? O.O Oh hi Elphaba and Elphie, what's up? Where's Knight?*crash backstage* Security: Get the tranquilizers! *snarling and crashing*))
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:09 pm
*commercials end*
Knight:*hanging upside down and bound* blaugh Welcome back, we have reached 8000, but still no others have called in. Our operators are standing by and collecting dust, but we will continue on the air day and night to make sure we reach our goal.
Gabriel: scream We have no goal. You didn't set a limit.
*Ruby, now dressed normally, is pushing a large tank with small fish circling viciously inside*
Ruby: Shut and help me with this!
Gabriel: Right!
Knight: blaugh Anyway, tonight is going to be a special night-
Ruby: Where we are taking over the broadcast in revolt against the humilation bestowed upon us by Knight.
Gabriel: Agreed. *checks padlocks on the pet taxi where Evil is stuffed inside twitching his moustache*
Ruby: Tonight we will be playing bobbing for apples... in a tank full of piranha. twisted
Gabriel: If Knight is able to retrieve all the apples without being permanently maimed. He wins!
Knight: eek I do! What do I win Johnny? biggrin
Gabriel: twisted A nice tropical vacation in the paddock of rabid chainsaw-weilding Chimpanzees!
Knight: YAY! surprised
Gabriel: Stay tuned folks, it could get interesting.
*Ruby smiles slyly and pulls the lever just before it cuts to commercial*
Knight: *falling into the tank* Oh sh- *cuts off to commercial.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:19 pm
*commercial break*
*two kids playing in the sand*
Kid one: I'm hungry, got any candy?
Kid two: No just a Glazed Knight bar.
Kid one: *making a face* Ewww. That stupid candy bar that tastes like glazed ham?
Kid two: Yeah. It's so bad I'm wearing dentures because it broke my teeth. It's like eating ham-flavored concrete.
Kid one: *tosses the bar and hits a pedestrian, knocking them unconscious* Hey, let's go poke the dead body behind the dumpster.
Kid two: Yeah.
*both run away as an ambulance picks up the person*
Announcer: Glazed Knight bars, so disgusting you'll use it as radiation shielding in the event of nuclear war.
*Cue music*:
Glazed Knight, Glazed Knight
Candy so bad, it's outta sight.
Glazed Knight, Glazed Knight.
It's icky, it's bad, it makes kids cry,
Just one bite and you'll wish you die.
Glazed Knight. Glazed Knight!
Disclaimer guy: Now banned in eleven countries. Music and lyrics by CC. Recent studies show that Glazed Knight bars may emit just as much radiation as they are said to shield against. Maybe used as fuel for you DeLorean time machine in place of plutonium. Not approved by the FDA, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, CIA or FBI for human consumption. Side effects include brain hemmoraging, tumors, hair loss, memory loss, and a urge to sing folk music. May cause vivid hallucinations, insanity, loss of appetite, tooth loss, etc. Consume at own risk.
Announcer: Glazed Knight bars now at a store near you!
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:49 pm
CC: Oh em gee, Glazed Knight bars.....I friggen remember those things! XD
Glace: Glazed what what?
CC: Hahahaha....*shows glace the commercial*
Glace: Oh...ewww.
CC: Hahahaha!
Xer: Anyway what CC was going to say before she got distracted was that we'll definitely chip in!
CC: *gets an idea* DUDE! I should totally record myself singing the jingle for the Glazed Knight Bars! Hahahahaha....
EC: Knight...I think you broke her. Muhahaha good going! XD Oh Evil~! *winks*
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:11 pm
Crystal Chevrose CC: Oh em gee, Glazed Knight bars.....I friggen remember those things! XD Glace: Glazed what what?CC: Hahahaha....*shows glace the commercial* Glace: Oh...ewww.CC: Hahahaha! Xer: Anyway what CC was going to say before she got distracted was that we'll definitely chip in!CC: *gets an idea* DUDE! I should totally record myself singing the jingle for the Glazed Knight Bars! Hahahahaha.... EC: Knight...I think you broke her. Muhahaha good going! XD Oh Evil~! *winks**piranha being carted away in on a gurney in bandages.* Evil: Broke? I think he inspired, muhahahahaha.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:00 pm
Scarlet-Knight Knight: *tackle hugs CC* Thanks buddeh!Evil: *from pet taxi* Muhahahaha. EC my dear help me from my prison!Gabriel: I don't believe it....Ruby: gonk He walked out of the tank with a smile! Gabriel: It's mind boggling! I think he even bit several piranha!*piranha being carted away in on a gurney in bandages.* Evil: Broke? I think he inspired, muhahahahaha. CC: Haha, you're welcome buddeh! EC:Inspire, broke, same difference. Muahaha. *goes over to Evil's prison and looks at it* Now how did they get you in there? Haha no matter. *recites a quick spell and frees Evil* That's much better. Muahahahaha!Xer: Somehow that really doesn't surprise me.CC: And I am still tempted to do it too, hahaha. I would just need to think about how it would sound and everything. hehehe....
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