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 Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:52 pm
ok, vote ur fav sayings from here:
A. Zim: im not here because i like u, Dib. im here for your FILTHY, GARGANTUAN head! Dib: OH, so NOW its GARGANTUAN?!
B. -Dib knocks on door, gir answers- gir: HI! -Dib is slurping a drink, gir steals it and drinks it- Dib: uh...yea, i guess you can have that... -gir caughs and throws the drink at the floor-
C. Zim: now, gir! -gir pulls out sandwich and hands it to Zim- -Zim hurls it at Dib's head and runs away with Gir-
later...
Gir: Yoso, uh, about my sammich?
D. Zim: ok..for you, im thinking maybe, a dog Gir: can i be a mongoose dog?
E. Gir: i made mashed patatoes! Zim:.....yes, and muffins!
F. Gir: im..too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my skirt! im a sexy little squirt! (this and the next 2 are from a comic)
G. Gir: give me a B! give me an E! give me a TACO!
H. -gir singing- She bangs, she bangs
oh baby when
she booms, she booms
i go crazy
cause she looks like a flower
and stings like a bee
in other words...
YOUR HISTORY!!!!
I. robo parents: HEY, HEY!!! hey, everybody!!! come here and help us eat this little boy! -zim runs out- Zim: WAIT, NO! we're normal, we're NORMAL! -starts dancing- zim: DOODOODOODOODOODOO DOO!!
J. Dib: NO! -throws a muffin at Zim's head- Zim: WHAT? WHO? WHO DID THIS?! WHO DARES TO SOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS.... PORKCOW!?
K. Dib: so, its alien VS human? ironic i should face my enemy in this stupid, barbaric game. let this be our battlefield! Zim: its the size of a hippo, that head...
l. ms. bitters: i recall u having speant a long time in there, too! dib: that was corn & mayonase day! ms: bitters: oh, thats no EXCUSE!
m. [GIR is talking to the Tallest via a video communicator]
GIR: ...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: Who's that large-headed kid?
Tallest Red: I don't know, but his head is large.
Dib: [clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
n. [Zim is talking with the Tallest via a large monitor]
Zim: Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but— excuse me.
[Zim sprays some germs offscreen]
Zim: ...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!
[Zim sprays again and empties it]
Zim: The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!
[Zim cuts the transmission]
Tallest Purple: Did that scare you too?
Tallest Red nods
o. Zim: Computer! Give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: Insufficient data! Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: Okaaaaaay...uh...founded in 1492 by, uh...demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to...uh, I dunno, fight...aliens?
Zim: I knew it! This is baaaad! This is so baaaad!
P.Zim: Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: O...kaaay, there's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Q. Zim:NOW PREPARE YOURSELF DIB, AS I BRING A ROYAL AUDIENCE TO THE DESTRUCTION OF MANKIND!!!!
Dib: [hiding on shelf w/ rake} but I don't wanna watch that....
Zim: Oh, okay then... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!!!
R. [Dib and Zim are on opposite sides of the road]
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: Zim!
Zim: What?!
Dib: [yelling] You won't get away with it!
Zim: [struggling to hear Dib] ...that's very nice of you.
Dib: No! Your plan, I'm going to stop you! I got a secret weapon!
Zim: Where is it?
Dib: Around...
Zim: Can it protect you from ... this? [GIR opens up the top of his puppy suit]
GIR: SAMMICH! [his head opens and a sandwich flies out, hitting Dib and knocking him against the wall]
[Zim laughs maniacally as the two begin to walk off]
GIR: I had a sammich in my head!
Dib: Laugh now, space monster! But my weapon is so powerful, it... buys rubber pants
S.Zim: Hey. These aren't bad. What's in 'em?
GIR: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: [screaming] You're lying!
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:07 am
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:22 pm
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:07 pm
yea actually i luv ALL of them!!!!! XD
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:33 pm
THOSE ARE AWESOME! I like them all! biggrin Zim is awesome! EVERYONE IS AWESOME!!! *stars dancing* xp
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:38 pm
J, I absolutely love J! That's the best! XD
Personally, I love it when ever Zim say's "I AM ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!"
Gotta love his voice :3
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:44 pm
LOLOLOL!!! i heart A,B,C,E,J,K!!! and this 1...
Gir: But if the big splodey thing goes fast, wont it get all bad *cries* *zim hands him a lollipop*
and this 1...(this is the last 1, i swear..)
Dib: One day, youll be in ur base, feelin all safe and secure, and youll look over and ill b there, DOIN STUFF!
blaugh blaugh I LOVE U ZIMMY!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:01 pm
A,B,D,E,F,G,H,K
those r the best on the list!!!!!
but, they're all great!
I <3 u dibby!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:21 pm
i never head "H" but its pretty funny biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:58 pm
None of the above. . .
xd
"SHUT UP,DO YOU WANNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE PLANET?!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:13 pm
A.C.G.I.and J.!
Gir: I saw a squirrel and it was going like this!
MUHAHAHHAHAHAH!
I looove Zim!
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:05 am
A and K...... AND IN WHAT EPISODE DID GIR SING I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SKIRT?!?!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:48 pm
I like A,B,G,I and L... rofl they make me smile and not explode... burning_eyes
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:18 pm
I, J, B, Personally I love them all!! Though a lot of my favorites aren't on there.
Prof Membrane: Son there better not be any walking dead up there!!!
[GIR is talking to the Tallest via a video communicator]
GIR: ...and then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flamin' cheese! I like cheese!
[Dib shoves GIR out of the way]
Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: Who's that large-headed kid?
Tallest Red: I don't know, but his head is large.
Dib: [clears throat] Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your planet's coordinates!
[Zim is talking with the Tallest via a large monitor]
Zim: Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but— excuse me.
[Zim sprays some germs offscreen]
Zim: ...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!
[Zim sprays again and empties it]
Zim: The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!
[Zim cuts the transmission]
Tallest Purple: Did that scare you too?
Tallest Red nods
Zim: Computer! Give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: Insufficient data! Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: Okaaaaaay...uh...founded in 1492 by, uh...demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to...uh, I dunno, fight...aliens?
Zim: I knew it! This is baaaad! This is so baaaad!
xd
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