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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:28 am

Jokes can be any kind such as dirty, clean, racist, funny etc just as long as you put what kind they are in the title. Just remember that if you are easily offended then don't read it.

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:03 am

Yo mama.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks go flying in and out all day!

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!

Yo mama's like a 747, a three-man cockpit!

Yo mama's like a scooter, everyone rides her, but no one's gonna admit it!

Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat a** out of the way!

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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:51 am

You might be a redneck if:

your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.

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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:32 pm

racist/offensive:

What's the worst thing about being a black jew...Sitting at the back of the oven

What starts with an N and you never want to call a black person...Neighbor

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza...Pizza's don't scream when you cook them

How many pigheaded males does it take to open a beer...none, b***h better have it open when she brings it to him

How many pigheaded men does it take to change a lightbulb...none the b***h will do the dishes in the dark

What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge...A fridge doesn't fart when you stick meat in it

**Disclaimer: I don't actually think this way...they're just funny

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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:12 am

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racist/offensive:

What's the worst thing about being a black jew...Sitting at the back of the oven

What starts with an N and you never want to call a black person...Neighbor

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza...Pizza's don't scream when you cook them

How many pigheaded males does it take to open a beer...none, b***h better have it open when she brings it to him

How many pigheaded men does it take to change a lightbulb...none the b***h will do the dishes in the dark

What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge...A fridge doesn't fart when you stick meat in it

**Disclaimer: I don't actually think this way...they're just funny

HAHA!!! Would it matter if you thought that way? These are great! I think everyone is a little bit racist anyhow.

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:07 am

Most of the people who are always complaining about it are the ones who are the most racist. I actually had someone tell me that he hates white people because they are racist. stressed I wanted to kick him in the neck.

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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 8:09 am

Blond Joke (gross and offensive to people without a sense of humor)

How do you know if a blond is having a bad day?

There is a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:33 am

3nodding i used to tell alot of dirty jokes but now i only tell clean jokes cause i figured its more fun to make someone chuckle with a clean joke than to make them lol with a dirty one so here are some What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back.. a stick What do you call four Hispanics in quicksand Quarto sinko Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it...

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