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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:32 pm
Dwight K. Schrute: "Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Stanley: "DID I STUTTER?"
Kevin: "I was trying to throw this party once, and everyone
was over for the weekend. And then my Uncle Bernie died. So
then me and my best friend had to pretend like he was alive"
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:43 am
My favorite character is Jim...I love the pranks he pulls on Dwight...also the random conflicts they have
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:45 am
Michael is an idiot...but you gotta love him
Michael Scott: [after sipping wine] That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.
Jim Halpert: What was that?
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:06 pm
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