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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:09 am
Ok laugh with me or lets brain storm together.
Post your jokes and riddles here. HEheheh xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:10 am
There was a man who really got drunk in a bar & decided 2 go home 2 O'clock in d morning.
He stood up from his chair and fell down on d grond."s**t" he thought,im more wasted than i thought.
He struggled & crouch back on his chair and then ordered 2 cup of string coffee.
He tried 2 stand up and went down again. He got on his chair & ordered soar food now with alot of mustard.
Hoping 2 get rid of the wasted situation hes in & again tried 2 stand up but 2 bad he fell again.
The man decided crouch home. After a long struggle d man reach his home by pulling with his arms on d
steps on d ground. & with alot of effort he got d door open.He crouch up stairs, change his clothes & went
in bed beside his wife. D next morning he wakes up.Not long after his wife comes in & said:
"you were pretty wasted last night, weren't u?" & he said:"wat do u mean?"
& then she said:"d bartender just called & said that ur wheelchair is still in d bar"
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:12 am
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:02 am
hahahha I luv ur jokes!especially the first one!!Hahahahah rofl xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:29 am
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:25 pm
Nope..... think about 25-5......
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:33 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:06 am
Nope.......just once. HEheheh xd
Cuz the next time you'll be subtracting from 20 xp
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:02 am
ohh Im cofused ...I mean I didnt get it. neutral
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:40 pm
well the first time you do 25-5 right?
But the next time you subtract it will be 20-5.
And the question was:
"How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:50 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:07 am
Hehehe Yup. 3nodding And do you know the answer to the first one? biggrin
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:42 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:23 am
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