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Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:28 pm


Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.

Hmmm... maybe I should name this franchise something else... suggestions?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:29 pm


Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.

Hmmm... maybe I should name this franchise something else... suggestions?


The way to a mans heart is through his stomache.
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LOLIDK

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Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:33 pm


Well I KNOW that the name could give someone the WRONG idea!
But eh, I'm the one going to the grocery store to get all your whipped cream and fruit and other naughty foods anyways.

And yes, I have noticed that to be true.

As a side note:
Ooo! I got a deep fat fryer! WE CAN FRY CANDY BARS!

ninja
PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:41 pm


Lunar Mira
Well I KNOW that the name could give someone the WRONG idea!
But eh, I'm the one going to the grocery store to get all your whipped cream and fruit and other naughty foods anyways.

And yes, I have noticed that to be true.

As a side note:
Ooo! I got a deep fat fryer! WE CAN FRY CANDY BARS!

ninja


We can also use it to fry Kiba when he refuses to let me ravish him.
Ooh! ;D
Cool.

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Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:47 pm


Hey! All that fighting is OUTSIDE the bar!

Seriously, I'm a neutral party in all of this, I got two franchises remember?

But yush, fried candy bars are almost as much love as ramen. OH! I should set up that trap for Naruto again!

ninja
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:56 am


Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.


No Deal.

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Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:09 am


Conchordia
Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.


No Deal.


The handwashing station does NOT include a shower! And I don't want bodily juices in the broth!

And have you thought about what happens if you knock over the deep fat fryer in your love-making? THERE'S ONLY ONE MEDIC NIN HERE gonk

So, no smex in the kitchen!

ninja
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:18 am


Lunar Mira
Conchordia
Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.


No Deal.


The handwashing station does NOT include a shower! And I don't want bodily juices in the broth!

And have you thought about what happens if you knock over the deep fat fryer in your love-making? THERE'S ONLY ONE MEDIC NIN HERE gonk

So, no smex in the kitchen!

ninja

BUT -

BUT -

BUTTSECKS -

BUT WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED FOR BOYLURVING IN THE KITCHEN crying

Spatulas for spanking, oil for lubing...

Why are you doing this to us? eek

My caps lock button's crying.

pnum-pnum


Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:20 am


pnum-pnum
Lunar Mira
Conchordia
Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.


No Deal.


The handwashing station does NOT include a shower! And I don't want bodily juices in the broth!

And have you thought about what happens if you knock over the deep fat fryer in your love-making? THERE'S ONLY ONE MEDIC NIN HERE gonk

So, no smex in the kitchen!

ninja

BUT -

BUT -

BUTTSECKS -

BUT WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED FOR BOYLURVING IN THE KITCHEN crying

Spatulas for spanking, oil for lubing...

Why are you doing this to us? eek

My caps lock button's crying.


And who's gonna clean it up? HUH?
If there's something you need just ask, I'll get it for you
(and you can keep it)

ninja
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:51 am


Lunar Mira
pnum-pnum
Lunar Mira
Conchordia
Lunar Mira
Just please, have all buttsecks away from the kitchen, it's just not sanitary.


No Deal.


The handwashing station does NOT include a shower! And I don't want bodily juices in the broth!

And have you thought about what happens if you knock over the deep fat fryer in your love-making? THERE'S ONLY ONE MEDIC NIN HERE gonk

So, no smex in the kitchen!

ninja

BUT -

BUT -

BUTTSECKS -

BUT WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED FOR BOYLURVING IN THE KITCHEN crying

Spatulas for spanking, oil for lubing...

Why are you doing this to us? eek

My caps lock button's crying.


And who's gonna clean it up? HUH?
If there's something you need just ask, I'll get it for you
(and you can keep it)

ninja

-WHINE-

I'll be a kitchen helper if you let the buttsecks on the table tops. I swear I'll refill EVERY lube bottle and clean ALL the spatulas and replace ALL the batteries in the cameras on the ceiling.

Can I have a SasuNaru sammich please? redface

pnum-pnum


Momma Mira
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:27 am


Okie, you're hired, but I swear if the health department shuts me down, I'm coming after you with a frying pan.

And make sure you separate the fruit and whipped cream used for sex from the other foods!

Wai... when did we install cameras?

ninja
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:33 am


I vote shikamaru for the cleaning job.
He needs the money.
Otherwise we can pay him to be our boywhore.

wait...pay him? wtf we'll just force him >D

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pnum-pnum

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:35 am


Conchordia
I vote shikamaru for the cleaning job.
He needs the money.
Otherwise we can pay him to be our boywhore.

wait...pay him? wtf we'll just force him >D

But he's so lazy! He won't put any effort into making happy noises.

And he'll CLOUDGAZE during BUTTSECKS. CARDINAL SIN. mad
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:39 am


Nah, Shikamaru worked for me before and I had to fire him because he just wouldn't do anything.

I'm gonna get hit for this... but Lee may not be a bad idea, he would be very energetic about the work...

Momma Mira
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pnum-pnum

PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:40 am


Lunar Mira
Okie, you're hired, but I swear if the health department shuts me down, I'm coming after you with a frying pan.

And make sure you separate the fruit and whipped cream used for sex from the other foods!

Wai... when did we install cameras?

ninja

When you weren't looking. What cameras? eek

Okay, lemons, limes, strawberries, cream and oil on one side of the kitchen, cameras pointing towards potential surfaces for buttsecks energy food for buttseckers on the other.
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