Ok, eventually, I want to make this a series on Newgrounds with the help of an animator and voice actors, but I want to see the opinions of other people and see how I can make it better or if it should be longer. Any advice would be appreciated and any thoughts or opinions would be liked too.
Warning:
This series will have: stereotypes, intense violence, vulgar language (certain characters ONLY), and sexual references (but I want this series to be as nonsexual as possible) If any of this disturbs you, please do not read it.
What it is:
Basically it is a parody of Power Rangers, satirizing, mocking, and warping it in almost every way. Please enjoy. Below is Episode one.
Brutal Rangers
Episode 1
Episode 1
Scene 1: An oversize tank rolls over a small puppy on the side of the street along with other signs and random objects. Tank stops and the RED RANGER opens the hatch at the top of the tank, revealing his upper body and points down at the WHITE RANGER!
RED RANGER: Stop right there albino ranger! Your days of wickedness are through!
WHITE RANGER: How many times do I have to tell you? I’m the ******** WHITE RANGER!
RED RANGER: No body cares what you think albino ranger! Surrender now, and your capture will be quick and painless!
WHITE RANGER: Go screw yourself! I have orphans to burn!
WHITE RANGER ignites jet thrusters and flies into the air. RED RANGER disappears into his tank and starts to shoot at the WHITE RANGER. He misses multiple times with a large arsenal of cannon, laser, and machine gun fire that causes widespread carnage.
WHITE RANGER does a triple barrel role in the air and lands next to an old lady. He then picks up the old lady and uses her to absorb a volley of .50 cal bullets. When the guns overheat, he drops the old lady and lands on the nearby orphanage, which is promptly blown up by the RED RANGER.
WHITE RANGER: See you later R-tard! *Flies away.*
RED RANGER: Yet another crisis averted! All in a good days work.
RED RANGER drives off in his tank showing a scene of destruction and mass devastation behind.
End Scene 1.
Scene 2: RED RANGER walks into a high-tech facility. This facility is the BRUTAL RANGER HEAD QUARTERS. He grabs a beer from a nearby water cooler, opens it, and spills it all over his mask.
RED RANGER: Refreshing!
Shortly after, BLUE RANGER walks in and looks at RED RANGER.
BLUE RANGER: Did you piss on yourself again?
RED RANGER: No I haven’t comrade! Say, were is that friend of yours that always follows you around?
BLUE RANGER: Oh you mean that dumbass? Yeah, he’ll be here soon.
PURPLE RANGER enters
PURPLE RANGER: Hey guys, has anyone seen the remote lying around?
RED RANGER: Hello there PURPLE RANGER, no I have not seen the remote!
PURPLE RANGER: I’m blue! I’m the blue ranger! (angry) Why does everyone call me purple?!?!
BLUE RANGER: Go jump off a cliff you colorblind b*****d.
PURPLE RANGER: Your mom’s colorblind!
BLUE RANGER: All your mom can see is white, because I came in her eye.
PURPLE RANGER calls BLUE RANGER a douche bag and exits the room.
Containing his laughter, BLUE RANGER reveals the remote behind his back.
RED RANGER: Eureka! We have found the remote!
PURPLE RANGER hears RED RANGER shouting and runs into the room.
PURPLE RANGER: Stop stealing the remote a*****e, you know I use it more than you do!
BLUE RANGER: But how else can I watch your mom get gangbanged in high def?
BLUE RANGER and PURPLE RANGER have an epic slap battle until interrupted by RED RANGER.
RED RANGER: Guys! I just got some information from central telling us that a man is trying to molest unicorns! It is up to us to stop this foul heathen!
PURPLE RANGER: Ok team, lets do this… wait where’s the rest of us?
BLUE RANGER: Probably off doing your mo-
RED RANGER: They are currently unavailable! Onward to victory!
ALL exit.
End Scene 2.
Scene 3: A man stands in a field filled with horses, everything is tranquil in this meadow like setting. Few trees are scattered here and there. Suddenly, purple and blue jet planes crash land creating two huge smoldering craters and RED RANGER’s tank follows by shortly, crushing two horses. RED RANGER then talks through a speaker.
RED RANGER: It’s all over Unicorn molester, we are here to blast you to oblivion!
The man panics and tries to run.
RED RANGER: Quick! One of you burn him before he gets away!
PURPLE RANGER: I don’t think he’s a-
BLUE RANGER: Right away sir!
BLUE RANGER takes off in his undamaged jet and lets lose a carpet bomb, totally incinerating the fleeing man and much of the surrounding area.
All of the ranger’s faces are on a three way split screen.
RED RANGER: Mission accomplished! We have saved the unicorns!
PURPLE RANGER: There is no such thing as unicorns! You just made us kill an innocent civilian and slaughter a crap load of horses!
BLUERANGER snickers.
RED RANGER: Nonsense! We have saved the day!
Suddenly, an earthquake occurs, causing the already burning and destroyed land to crack open and reveal a slowly rising platform with a hunched back figure of a man and a dozen unicorns tied at the hooves spread around him.
????: So, I see I have been discovered, no matter. I will just have to make short work of you…
The mysterious hunchback figure morphs into a titanic sized LAND OCTOPUS.
PURPLE RANGER: HOLY s**t! Unicorns do exist!
RED RANGER: There’s no time for that! We must vanquish this abomination!
BLUE RANGER: Yeah…have fun with that.
BLUE RANGER flies away leaving RED and PURPLE RANGER to do everything themselves.
PURPLE RANGER circles the LAND OCTOPUS in the air and shoots a rope to tie up the LAND OCTOPUS’ legs. The LAND OCTOPUS then squirts a massive amount of ink onto the PURPLE RANGER’s windshield, causing him to crash into RED RANGERS tank.
RED and PURPLE RANGER arise from the wreckage just in time to see the LAND OCTOPUS launch itself into the air and out of sight.
RED RANGER: Well that didn’t go so well…
PURPLE RANGER: MOTHER FUC-
Brutal Rangers ending music sequence and credits appear.
