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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:12 pm
Instructions: I'll make a wish, the person below me destroys my dream and then tells us their wish, so that the person below them can destroy it and make a wish.Example: Bob: I wish I was on a boat...
Joe: You get on a boat but it sinks and you don't survive.
I wish I had a cookie. It's easy, I'll start.
I wish it was summer already....
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:14 pm
You get sunburned and it sucks really bad.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:16 pm
You win the lottery but you waste all of your money on more lotto tickets in hopes of getting richer but you lost all your money.
I wish I was in Machu Picchu...
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:45 pm
You get to Machu Picchu but while enjoying the ancient runes you stumble across a cursed grave site once used for human sacrifices and you are eaten and devoured by Inca zombies which you accidentally rose from the dead by disturbing their resting place. (XD)
I wish I was already done with my work today.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:11 pm
You finish your work but you end up getting triple times the work.
I wish my sister would shut up.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:12 pm
Your wish comes true and she loses her mouth all together and eventually starves to death.
I wish I had food.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:16 pm
You find a slice of pizza in your fridge and you eat it... turns out.. there were parasites in it.
I wish Disney would stop being so stupid and make movies like Fantasia (1940) again rather than their new crap.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:32 pm
They end up doing that and all the children in the world freak out and commit mass suicide. (Though I completely agree with you)
I wish people were more intelligent.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:36 pm
People become to intelligent for their own good and some intelligent idiot decides to shoot trash into space to get rid of it and eventually it comes back and destroys Earth (Too much Futurama. And they should bring movies like Fantasia back, that film was a landmark in animation)
I wish people would stop reading mind-numbing trash like Twilight..
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:43 pm
People do that, then become too intelligent for their own good and some intelligent idiot decides to shoot all that crappy literature into space to get rid of it and eventually it comes back and destroys Earth. (o.o Futurama is fox... not Disney.)
I wish the media would stop promoting so much mindless sex in EVERYTHING.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:47 pm
They stopped promoting mindless sex and started promoting teen pregnancy. (When I said too much Futurama, I meant I watched Futurama too much and that inspired my answer. Disney's too stupid to air Futurama.)
I wish people would stop turning birthday parties, soirees, welcome home parties and basically every other parties into drunken whore-infested parties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:52 pm
They stop, but now parties are all black-tie events where you have to speak in a faux British accent or you get stoned to death.
I wish I hadn't spent all my money!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:54 pm
You hadn't spent all your money but ended up getting mugged in an ally.
I wish I could find my damn book.
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:00 pm
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I wish I had better speakers on my computer!!
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