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zane plays pretend - a CYOA

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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:00 pm

You are zane.
After a long day of whining like you actually have problems it is time to have some well not at all earned fun.

What will you do now???

(PS: art is for assholes, use your imagination)

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:01 pm

Get on my scooter.

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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:02 pm

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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:04 pm

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Get on my scooter.

you get on your scooter.
The scooter has never been real and that's just fine.

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That's gross. You're gross.
Zane is like 17. You're a *****.

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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:10 pm

I am 16, what is this?

Also, Run down the street waving your arms saying the end has come.

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:12 pm

That's stupid. You're stupid.
Your pretend games are a little more serious.

Vroom Vroom Vroom.
let's go to an aztec temple and save the day ok hooray.
I am going to get all the gold and the girl yes totally.
Vroom Vroom Vroom.

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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:32 pm

I drive up to some random slut and start singing.
"Look at my scooter, My scooter is amazing! Give it a lick!"
Slut: /Licks. "Mmm! It tastes just like rust!"
"Of a stroke of it's handle bars, It turns into a plane, And then turns back again when you tug on my winky!"
Slut: "Oh thats sexy"
"Do you think so? Well I better show you where the oil is made. Sweet oil, Mmm, Sweet oil. Sweet oil, Yeah, Sweet oil!"
Do do do do do do do do do do do do doo do do do~ /Everyone dances.
"Get on my horse! I'll take you 'round the universe! And all the other places too!"
Slut: "I think you'll find the universe, Pretty much covers everything."
"SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY SCOOTER!"