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 Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:09 am
This topic is all about the office. Favorite quotes, characters, and everything else.
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:14 am
The humor in that show... is so refreshingly dry. :L
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whooping coff Vice Captain
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:21 am
we need to get this started...
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:23 am
I absolutely love this quote...
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
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Adam Worth The Thief Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:24 am
Micheal reading complaint: "This morning I hit myself in the head with my phone. I suspect Jim Halpert to blame."
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:26 am
Michael to Toby: "I hate so much about the things you chose to be."
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:25 am
Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:26 am
Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:32 am
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be o.k.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:34 am
Dwight Schrute: A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged.
Mr. Brown: You're thinking of a superhero.
Dwight Schrute: We all have a hero in our heart.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:40 am
Dwight Schrute: We-- Don't you wanna earn Schrute Bucks!?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight Schrute: What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:45 am
Michael Scott: Alan Grant, the CEO, of the company--if title's important to you--has personally invited moi, to go to New York, to the shareholders meeting. And sit up on the stage with the board of directors and at some point they are going to introduce me as... the most successful branch manager that have had. And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. And the crowd goes wild.
Andy: [doing an accurate announcer's voice] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Scranton Pennsylvania, please welcome, Michael, the Machine, Scott!
[Michael waves and sits down with a spin]
[Dwight sighs]
Pam Beesly: Don't do the twirl.
Phyllis: Lose the twril.
Dwight Shrute: Twirl sucks!
Kevin: Michael, I hated the twirl.
Andy: [still doing the voice] Hate the twirl!
Michael Scott: Ok obviously I'm not going to do the twirl I only did it because I nailed the wave.
Phyllis: Yeah, good. Don't do it.
[cut to talking head]
Michael Scott: I am not going to "do" the "twirl," alright? It's not even a twirl, it's a spin. [pause] I might do the spin.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:57 pm
Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:03 pm
Jim Halpert: He can have us rob a bank, and escape through the sewers.
Pam Beesly: And brush our teeth!
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:05 pm
Michael Scott: Pam you want to rub butter on my foot?
Pam Beesly: No.
Michael Scott: Pam, please. I have Country Crock.
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