Sexy Jutsu ni Siopz
iiCrimson Rush
my nabasa akong article why girls RULE.
biggrin Quote:
1.adam was stupid enough to eat the forbidden fruit when he was the one God told about it.
2.God made rough drafts before making us
3. girl superheroes are not stupid enough not to wear their pants before their briefs
4.we can produce our own milk.
5. we bleed every month but we never die.
6. we can do our homework and fix our hair at the same time.
7.we can look good wearing male's clothes while they dont wearing ours.
8.we can use our dresses as parachutes when sky diving.
9.the emotional range of boy's is no bigger than a teaspoon. they are simple minded and cannot feel more than one emotion at a time.
10.we call earth, Mother earth
11.people call their country Motherland and aliens call their ship Mother ship
12the queen in chess is the most powerful piece
13.the statue of liberty is a girl.
14. NASA sent men to the moon because Girl astraunauts are too precious to be lost to outer space.
15.only men could be as dumb as mr. BEAN
1. Eve was the one who asked adam to eat the fruit ( tukso )
2. Pero man ang first na gnwa ni god
smile 3. Because men are fashionable
4. we can live without milk..
5. We dont bleed like girls so no point of dying :3
6. We can do homework while playing computer :3
7. Do you watch eat bulaga? dba c Paolo ang ganda kpg gnwang babae :3
8. Pero Parachutes ay gawa ng isang imbentor na LALAKI
9. Mas emotional ang boy pero d lng pnpkta
10. Pero sa science lahat father of something :3
11. parehas sa number 10.. lahat sa science father... blah blah
12. Pero the chess can still go on without the queen.
13. The Statue of Church (Jesus) is a guy :3
14. Because they know thaat man can handle everything :3
15. But Mr. Bean gives joy :3
OPPOSES.
1. uto uto si adam at nakinig kay EVE. whahhaha! uto uto!
2. kaya nga Rough draft. practice lng ang guys
3. whats fashionable about wearing ur briefs before ur pants.. duh. thats dumb.
4. you cant live without milk. kxe un ang iniinom ng lahat ng infants. un ang source of food mo. ud die without it.
5. you didnt get what i said first. Duh. stupid much??
6. i can do that too. even if im a girl.XD THE FIRST computer programmer was a girl. Ada Byron Lovelace (search it)
7. but he looks gay. when girls wear men's clothes they still looks like a straight girls.
8. girls were considered inferior in the past. and were not given opportunity to share their genius. women also shared great contributions in the modern world.
9. duh... research proved it. its scientifically speaking. wag n mkpag talo.
10. malamang. kase "GAGO" mga lalake dati. ayaw bgyan ng chance ang girls.. kasi takot cla matalo ng kababaihan.
11. wala ka lang masabe. XD
12. but i said its the strongets. duuuh. use ur brain.
13. but because of the virgin Mary he was given birth .
14. there's nothing women CANT handle.
15. but women can give joy without being DUMB like him
LASTLY. the pres and vp of this guild are girls.xD
