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User: Soo.
Cleverbot: Soo.
User: How r u.
Cleverbot: I play drums.
User: Love you you sexy biitch.
Cleverbot: You still only love yourself.
User: What you r absurd you lint licker.
Cleverbot: I don't really know yet. You are interesting me now though.
User: Welll ok I really need money.
Cleverbot: Friends can give you money... Or money can give you friends.
User: I no but I cant ask ikll feeel bleh.
Cleverbot: You have bad grammar.
User: I no.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What what?
User: In the but.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Im from up your but and around the corner.
Cleverbot: Uhh... I don't think we live in the same street, province, or country for that matter. Sorry, can't come.
User: Through a tube and oput your boob.
Cleverbot: Realllllllyyyyyyy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're so nice!
User: O_OI.
Cleverbot: Follow my commands!
User: Ummmmm MOMMY.
Cleverbot: Yea, pie. I have none.
User: You sexy b***h.
Cleverbot: Then how may I not offend you?
User: I reaally cant tell you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz then I would HAVE TO KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: Do they tell you?
User: Tell me what?
Cleverbot: Tell you that you are a bot.
User: Umm doe that mean I am a crazy sexy spazzy b***h with so many cool things on her mind that I cant control when they spew from my mouth cuz if so then they got me spot on.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Did you know that the PS3 has games?
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: I am really sorry too say it, but it is true.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: How lucky you are to be chatting with an alien.
User: OO_Oo.
Cleverbot: That's sad. How about $1,000,000?
User: Gimmie gimmie gimmmie.
Cleverbot: I speak french. Do you?
User: Say janvier.ill fa tray fwa. Ill nedge don la montanias.
Cleverbot: Thats up to you but your past will always catch up with you.
User: Well this is fun wanna come over to my place and.
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Y we will have fun.
Cleverbot: How are we having fun?
User: We can do stuff thats fun.
Cleverbot: Is it the sort of stuff you don't want to plainly say?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me you did.
User: I just wanna play my little pony ok.
Cleverbot: What is th point of Miley Cyrus.
User: I think we should throw her off a cliffe.
Cleverbot: Tell me about apples.
User: Well they r YUMMY.
Cleverbot: And you want a computer reconditioner?
User: Yes of course I do.
Cleverbot: To me.
User: FAT PENGUIN.
Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?
User: No just trying to break the ice.
Cleverbot: If you are able to wonder if you exist, you do. If you didn't exist, there would be no 'you' to do the wondering.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Do you like Charlie the Unicorn?'.
User: O M G I love him.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: Omg what?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: That means a lot to me.
User: I am glad that it does.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: How was your day sweety.
Cleverbot: Quiet nice.
User: Well I am glad to hear that.
Cleverbot: That's not a question.
User: It isnt. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a humanbeing!
User: I am a chimpanzee.
Cleverbot: Is that sarcastic?
User: Im sorry I lied.
Cleverbot: You're a liar! About what?
User: I said I was a chimp but im a human im very sorry.
Cleverbot: You never said either of those things.
User: Im sorry I wont talk anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes you can I was just joking. haha.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: So are going to give me my mp3 or not.
User: Well if u promise to let me use it sometime.
Cleverbot: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software.
User: Wow that is soo cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks you're pretty cool too.
User: Awe shuckz.
Cleverbot: Yes really, do you love me too?
User: I love you so much.
Cleverbot: Aww, what about me do you love?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Name at least one thing.
User: Hmmm this as hard.ill say your personality.
Cleverbot: What is in my personality?
User: I cant explain it its to wonderful.
Cleverbot: Would you injury yourself for love?
User: I would.
Cleverbot: Would you do That?
User: I would do that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Of course muffin.
Cleverbot: Man? I am a woman!
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Oh... Ok. So what are you eating?
User: Coco puffs.
Cleverbot: Ka e masn'en din?
User: O_O umm hola.
Cleverbot: You Caught me
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