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And your father smelled of elder berries!

This is purely for amusement.

If you can think of any amusing movie line, post it here for humor references.

Wait there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus Christ!?

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt!?"
"...I got better."

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


"Where'd you get the coconuts?"
"We found them."
"Found them!? In Mercia!? The coconut's tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!"
"The swallow may fly south to the sun, and the house martin or plover may seek warmer climates in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land."
"....Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!?"

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, you so-called Ar-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!"
"What a strange person."
"Now, look here, my good man-"
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time."

((Monty Python FTW. Different movie tiem.))

"As you wish."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Inconcievable!"

"You mock my pain!"
"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is trying to sell you something."

"Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for a while."

"Heroes. Giants. Villans. Wizards. True love. -Not your basic, average, everyday, run-ofthe-mill, ho-hum fairy tale."

"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

"Janet!"
"Dr. Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad!"
"Rocky!"
[Rocky turns and stares]
"Janet!"
"Dr. Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad!"
"Rocky!"
[Rocky turns and stares]
"Janet!"
"Dr. Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad"
"Rocky!"
[Rocky turns and stares]

"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania!"

"It's just a jump to the left..."

"You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky! We're all LUCKY!"

"There's children throwing snowballs/instead of throwing heads!/ They're busy making toys/and absolutely no-one's dead!"

"Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

"If one dtrinks too much from a bottle marked poison, it is certain to disagree with one sooner or later."
"What are you saying?"
"Oh, nothing, just giving myself some good advice."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."


Aaaand, that's all I got for now. xD

Gone With the Wind FTW

this was a comersial a long time ago

oh no
What?
the bridge has colapsed
You mean the bridge thats our only way off this island
Yeah but dont worry theres good news
what? a recue team is coming to get us
No
then what?!
i just saved money on my car insurance by switching to gieco

ULTRA LOLZ