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Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
21. What is 6's secret?
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

Choose twelve of your original characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!

01-- Charlie
02-- Ashley
03-- Henri
04-- Conor
05-- Robert
06-- Yamako
07-- Felix
08-- Kolya
09-- Dyre
10-- Innis
11-- Cadell
12-- Tura


1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Yamako or Cadell... Cad, hands down. He's practically a professor anyway, the way he acts... Yamako doesn't have the patients to teach anybody anything; she's very active and likes to jump out windows all the time and s**t.

2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
Ashley is ON FIRE. He's like, unf unf unf sexy face time hot. I dig his style, his body type, and his scars.

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tura and Kolya... GO TO GET VODKA TOGETHER. lmfao omg, that's pretty much all they could do, besides like, break somebody's face in a bar fight.

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
LMFAO, Dyre can't read...

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oh my god, Ashley and Yamako would never swear fealty to anybody. They'd get along pretty well, I think, as long as they were anarcho-punking around and blowing stuff up together, but... no. They're both very, very independent.

6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Robert in a tiny room with anybody but Yamako is bad news bears >.< I think he might try and kill Dyre, honestly... but since Innis is quiet and just likes to tinker around, I think he's the best choice.

7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Ashley, Felix and Tura?! LOL. They go to a bar and discuss being DRUNK OFF THEIR FACE. Tura and Ash probably try to fight somebody, and Felix starts gambling on which one'll win. To be honest, I think the fight would be really even...

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Henri and Innis lmfao oh god... Well. Henri is like, magical and stuff, but I bet Innis could just hit him with a wrench. Henri is tiny and breakable and not a fighter AT ALL.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
If Charlie stole Little Walrus from Kolya, Kolya would just hulk out and tell Ze to give her back. Frankly, if Kolya hulked at me, I'd pee and then do whatever the hell he wanted.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Felix and Tura... gosh. Felix doesn't really know what he wants, not deep down anyway. He's extremely superficial, though not in a malicious kind of way... he's just very, very not in touch with himself because he's had a kind of effed up life. I bet both of them just want a family, honestly; Tura was born into an extremely extended, full, Spanish Catholic family which she left in order to travel on her own. So really, both her and Felix are very alone in life, though they each have their various attachments to their past, I'm sure they'd enjoy some kind of stability in a deep, emotionally satisfying familial relationship. So, maybe... Runaway? I'm not sure, I hate thinking of titles.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
AHHH CONOR AND CHARLIE. Well, since they're from the same story already... I'd just throw them into a horrible desert, break some of their bones, starve them, and leave them to huddle together for warmth. wink

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Ah, Felix. I mean, I don't think we'd NOT get along, but we don't have like... anything in common. I think we could have a good time, though. He's a good host, so he'd probably take me out on the town.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Uh. Asking Henri to do ANYTHING for me? It would probably involve James and a camera. XD

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
Actually, in some ways, yes. Cad hung out with Kat's characters smile

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Oh god, Ash would choose Robert over Conor in a heart beat. Conor is a p***k, and Robert is a giant badass.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Its kind of hard for me to imagine... I just see him screaming something incoherent and hitting somebody in the face with a shovel or a wrench.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Gori, Gori, Moya Zvezda. I can see him listening to it in his hotel room on one of those really old, wooden radios, drunk as hell with Nebol'shoi Morzh curled up on his chest heart

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Charlie, Yamako and Tura... Yamako, absolutely. Charlie would never challenge either of them, and Tura, as confrontational as she is, doesn't care enough about a pancake to mess with Yamako.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Can you help me unwire my jaw later tonight?"

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Oh, that's funny. Its not Robert's a fugitive and a deserter and a traitor and a "terrorist", et cetera. But he'd probably get arrested for punching a cop.

21. What is 6's secret?
Yamako is too busy running around staying alive to have secrets.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Dyre, because though Cad can run really, really fast, Dyre is a nacken and can shape shift into a horse at will. Cadell can't run faster than a horse.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Both Felix and Kolya would be fantastic escorts though a sketchy neighborhood, since they spend ALL THEIR TIME IN ONE, but I'd prefer Kolya. He's a lot bigger than Felix, and I just kind of want to jump his sexy, blue-eyed Russian bones anyway.

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Charlie and Dyre team up against Conor, Cad is the spy (CAD HOW COULD YOU) and Tura gets stolen. Robert tells them to find Henri who gives them... um... a VD? Seriously, Dyre and Henri are my sluttiest characters of all time, and virginal Charlie is obviously just teaming up with them to get the better of Conor, who is just being generally duchy to poor Ze, like always. Chef would hate both Dyre and Henri, but he might hate Conor more, so it would make sense that he'd help Charlie out (who he kind of likes anyway. Besides, Yamako would probably kick his a** if he didn't.) Tura getting locked up is also very likely; that's actually how I introduced her character in the first place. Mel and Scarlet were busting her out of jail. I can't, for the life of me, see Cad as a spy, however, especially not for Conor-- unless he finally just went off the freaking deep end. That could easily happen.
God, what a weird, complicated fic. I think... well, it would obviously be centered around Charlie and Conor because I have such a crush on their bad chemistry that whenever they're together, I forget about everybody else.
Dyre however, besides being a slut, likes to eat people. I can see this getting really dark really fast, because Henri is a huge substance abuser and Charlie is very, very traumatized by his whole life right now, and Dyre and Henri, being two of my least responsible characters of ALL TIME, would influence Ze in all kinds of terrible, terrible ways.
Charlie, of course, would REALLY REALLY REALLY remind Cadell of his dead little brother, Owain, which would be awful for him, and I know in my heart that Cad would end up doing something dramatic about this. His heart is way too big for him to run around doing things he doesn't believe in, especially when it comes to Owain. Charlie is about the same age Owain was when he died, which is even worse for Cad, geeze.
I think the only one who would enjoy any of this story would be Tura, who enjoys most things in one way or another... even though she'd be locked up and abused for the whole time. She's got simple pleasures XD So.... In the end, I think I'd name it after a song (because I do that crap all the time) and in this case, "Your Lucky Day In Hell" seems appropriate.