The Adventures of Phillie And I 2: Organization 5
Prologue: The Coming Storm
"Squeak!!!" Phillie said as he placed his card on the table.
"Young grasshopper must result to cheating? Hmmph..." said Kitty McNinja.
"God Dammit Phillie!!!" said Mr. Weiner "There's no card in the game that makes you pass Go! ten times!!!"
"Squeak." Phillie replied.
"No, they didn't just add it to the game." said Mr. Weiner, clearly annoyed.
"Squeak!!!" yelled Phillie.
"Do not EVER use that kind of language around me!!!" Yelled Mr. Weiner back.
"Calm down young grasshopper, with patience comes tranquility." said Kitty McNinja.
"Will you butt out?!?!" Mr. Weiner yelled, now targetting the kitty.
"WAKA WAKA!!!" Bliskin Musker Tuscon Tisker Jr. The Third yelled as he threw the game board off of the table.
"What's going on?" asked Agent D-Awlphin, looking at the four people sitting around the table argung, and the Monopoly pieces scattered all over the ground.
"Waka waka waka, waka waka, waka, waka waka waka waka, waka waka, waka waka, waka." explaind Bliskin Musker Tuscon Tisker Jr. The Third explained.
Agent D-Awlphin turned to Mr. Weiner and Phillie and asked, "Is this true?"
"Squeak..."
"Yes, I guess it is." said Mr. Weiner, ashamed.
"Well, you know that Mister and Miss are going to hear about this, right?" D-Awlphin said. "Now, go to your rooms."
Just as Agent D-Awlphin said that, a purple and black light started to appear, and out came a purple newt, with wings. "Muahahaha, I'm here to claim the 'little bundle of joy', now hand it over before I... do something very evil."
D-Awlphin stared at him for a few seconds before replying, "Aren't you supposed to give us time to cower in fear over you before you go on to explain your terms?"
"...NO! I'm the villain, I get to choose what villains you, not you... you... dorky dolphin!!! Muahaha!!!" the newt replied.
"SQUEAK!" Phillie yelled, finally noticing the purple newt. "SQUEEEAAAKK!"
Phillie charged at the purple newt, mouth wide open. But before he could react, the purple newt shot a fireball at him. He fell to the ground, and when he hit the ground, he jumped back up from behind and clamped onto the other newt's neck.
"Argghhh! Get my damn brother (OMFG) off of me!" he yelped, running in circles.
"No, this is your day to die ( ) Hollow..." said D-Awlphin, raising his cannon to the newt.
"Uggh, this is not over, I swear to god, one day I will get you back, JUST YOU WAIT!!!" said Hollow
He snapped his fingers, and in an instant, he was gone, all that left was the echo of his words.
"Squeak?"
"Squeak indeed," said D-Awlphin "I believe we have just started a bomb timer."
Chapter 1: 10 Seconds For Her, 1 Year For Them
At the instant that Hollow teleported away, something was afoot somewhere else in the fortress. In a chasm, two floors below Mister and Miss's quarters, one of the portals was acting up, it kept shaking, as if it were overused, and in need of a service, sort of like a banana, except... different. After about 3 minutes of chugging, and chugging, and chugging, and choo choo-ing, the portal gave one final lurch, and out came a little girl, no more than 12 oranges tall.
"Well, that last portal was... disturbing." she said, recalling her visit into the "What your mom looked like in the 60's" portal. And now i'm in some kind of, chasm of sorts. Very... chasm-ey."
She looked around the chasm for about an hour, and finally found the door marked, "Game Room"
"Ooh games!! Sounds... game-ey..." she said, opening the door to see 4 people sitting around a table, speaking about some kind of great evil.
She ran up, took a seat and started talking about earwigs, and brussel sprouts, and her brother.
"Umm, do we know you?" asked a silly dolphin in a black cloak.
"Umm, do we know you??" the girl asked back.
Everybody started to stare at the dolphin and whisper things like 'Who is that dude?' and 'Why are there so many damn continuity errors in this story?'
"Well, since you must know..." the dolphin said "Me nombre es D-Awlphin."
"Hah, so your a dolphin, named dolphin. So original." she mocked "How much does the guy who writes this crap make?"
"None, why?" D-Awlphin replied "Wait a minute, stop trying to switch ze subject, tell me what your name is. Right now, or I'll bite your spleen."
"Oh alright you ornery old bottlenos." she said "If you really have an ULTRA MEGA need to know... My name is I."
Chapter 3: Old Rivalries
I looked at them... and looked again... and looked again, but this time, for a few seconds less than before...
Dammit, I'm almost 119% sure that I've seen those n00bzz somewhere before... but when...?
She started hitting her head against the steel wall of the room to remember, and after the first few thousand (Le WTF?) hits, she felt as if somebody had just hit her head into the wall a few thousand times. (NORLY?)
"Hey, soooo... Where the hell am i? Ooooooooh Phillie!!" I squealed, opening her arms up for a hug.
"Squeak?" Phillie squeaked in confusion.
"Oh come on Phillie, you remember me!" I said, coming closer. Phillie backed away.
"Oh come on Phillie its just a hug." urged Mr. Weiner "Plus, he's kind of cute." he said, winking suggestively.
I flinched, her hands fell to the floor as she looked at the hot dog.
"Ok first off, i'm a girl... and if i was a boy, i wouldnt be gay... i think" I said unsurely. "Hmm, if I say I would be gay, I would be saying that I fantasize about being gay, but if I say I would be straight, then I would be saying that I'm currently gay, hmm..."
We all got aquainted again, and sudden memories flowed through I's tiny brain. Considering the fact that she was only gone for like ten minutes, you would think she remembered more than this one thing. Well she didn't... Why? Because she's a retard.
"Hey, where's Shwidt Shwidt Shwidt?"
"Squeak!!"
"Hey you're right Phillie, I guess if he's a good guy now, then I dont really care"
"Waka Waka?"
I reached behind her back, and pulled out a tennis racket, and then started furiously beating the cactus with it. The cactus ran away through a large (brings back some good memories *sniffle*) door. Phillie landed on I's shoulder as they ran after him, I screeching out her battle cry.
"I i i i i i i i i i i i!!!!!!" (Ironic?)
"SQUEAK!!!"
They all dissapeared through the door, Shwidt Shwidt Shwidt, followed by I, and Phillie pulling a dead last.
Mr. Weiner looked on as his cat-sensei frowned in that direction.
"Do we have to go after them?... again?" Hugh asked.
"I'd rather not, you know that 'Following a storm will just end up getting you killed'. We could always just fix the board game and keep playing Monopoly" the cat said.
They cleaned up the set -fixing the money, and picking up the cards- and sat down to play once again.
Chapter 4: The Thrill of the Chase
I looked back worriedly.
"I wonder why they didnt follow us...Maybe something bad happened to them."
A little girl ran up to I and creid on her poncho. The girl looked up at I with teary eyes.
"Do you know where my mommy is??" she sniffled.
"Shut Yo Mou-" I was cut off as a large (width-wise) male jumped up and fell on the poor little girl.
"He-he-llp m-me" the girl said breathlessly, close to death.
"No can do, I'ze gotz a cactus to kill" I said pointedly.
"W-wh-what?" The girl asked weakly.
I looked at her, annoyed, I had already lost sight of the stupid cactus during this stupid filler sequence because of that stupid girl. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
"You can't find your mom because she hates you." I said
The girl seemed unfazed by this.
"And Phillie hates you too." I said, Phillie squeaking in agreement.
The girl bursts out into tears and poofed away.
The man rubbed his head and Phillie jumped on top of him. The man was wearing an Organization 13 robe, that looked very cheesy, and had spikey short red hair.
"Who are you?"
Meanwhile
Mr. Weiner stared at the board with aggrivation as he moved his silver money bag to Income Tax, and then Chance, and then to Boardwalk (from the chance) (While Kitty McNinja had 8 hotels, 3 condos, and 1100 timeshares on it) "Ahaha grasshopper, it seems as if you are bankrupt."
Mr. Weiner looked around the board, and then put his head up and frowned. "God Dammit, You cheated!!!" yelled Mr. Weiner "You darned p***y...cat!!!" He took the game board, threw it across the room into the wood chipper... that was in the game room. "Thats what I think of your damn game." He said as he stormed off. "AND IM NOT A GRASSHOPPER!!!"
Chapter 5: Mister and Miss
"Mister, Miss, I request permission to enter." said D-Awlphin, knocking on the big round door with a picture of a cake in the middle. (Continuity Error Warning: He never originally left the game room.)
"You may enter." a booming voice replied through the door, right as a fat man ran by, followed by I and Phillie.
"I and Phillie, come over here!" D-Awlphin exclaimed. "It's time for you to meet the leaders of Organization 5." (Continuity Error Warning: D-Awlphin never told I anything about the name of their group.)
They all strided through the door, which they didn't open, and on the second try, they strided through the door, INTO Mister and Miss's quarters.
"So, where are they," asked I "I only see their pet and their lunch, and a pile of Rocks in armor..."
"I!" D-Awlphin screamed, looking at Phillie. "!hat you just called their 'pet and lunch' is, in fact, them. And that 'pile of rocks in armor' happens to be their royal-est gaurd.
"Well sorrrrryyyy." said I "God damn uptight son of a bottlenos."
"Ok, first of, it's bottle NOSE, not bottlenos, and i'm not uptight, im just stressed out/finicky."
"Dude, did you actually just SAY a backslash?" I said inquisitively "Because that's pretty wiggity wiggity wack..."
"Uggh whatever..." said Mr. Bottlenos Bottlenose
"So, your royal... furryness... and... crunchiness... and... rockiness?" I said mockingly.
"Nonsense" said Mister
"Mmph" said Miss
"...erosion..." said Rockzz
"Umm... ok..." said I
I walked up and examined them all a bit more closely-er. Mister was apperrently a hamster, made out of steel. Rockzz was apparently... a pile of rocks... And Miss... well... Miss was a box of Chicken McNuggets.
"So the time has come that we must go to war with Hollow's army." said Mister.
"Mmph" Miss said in agreement.
"...ice wedging..." said Rockzz, complaining about the heat of snow.
"Woah, woah. Wait, did I miss something?" said I.
"No, not at all. Now Agent D-Awlphin shall take you to the armory to be suited up." Mister said "We sail at eighty-nine hundred hours."
"Umm... with all due respect sire, we don't have a ship, and there's no such time as eighty-nine hundred hours."
"Nonsense, we leave at ten past sixty-two." replied Mister.
"Whatever you say sire," said the Brown Nosing Bottlenos.
Chapter 6: The Armory of Armor
"Gosh darn you bottlenos." I said angrily to the bottlenos walking at my side. "I was chasing after the fat guy for a reason. Do you know who that was? That was Lexa, you know, the guy from that game, he has dangerously spiky hair... HE WAS GOING TO END UP LEADING ME TO MANSEX!!!"
D-Awlphin gave a dirty look to I and kept walking.
"God dammit, DON'T YOU HAVE A HEART?!?!?" said I "Well... Lexa and Mansex don't but.... I DO, and so does Phillie."
"Squeak" squeaked Phillie, pointing in the general area of where his heart would be.
D-Awlphin was starting to get angry so he yelled into I's face "GOD DAMMIT, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ALL ONION KNIGHT ON YOUR a**!?!?"
"Well, why don't you ask Cowbob Ranc
hpants and his friend Sir-Eat-A-Lot" I said. Prologue: The Coming Storm
"Squeak!!!" Phillie said as he placed his card on the table.
"Young grasshopper must result to cheating? Hmmph..." said Kitty McNinja.
"God Dammit Phillie!!!" said Mr. Weiner "There's no card in the game that makes you pass Go! ten times!!!"
"Squeak." Phillie replied.
"No, they didn't just add it to the game." said Mr. Weiner, clearly annoyed.
"Squeak!!!" yelled Phillie.
"Do not EVER use that kind of language around me!!!" Yelled Mr. Weiner back.
"Calm down young grasshopper, with patience comes tranquility." said Kitty McNinja.
"Will you butt out?!?!" Mr. Weiner yelled, now targetting the kitty.
"WAKA WAKA!!!" Bliskin Musker Tuscon Tisker Jr. The Third yelled as he threw the game board off of the table.
"What's going on?" asked Agent D-Awlphin, looking at the four people sitting around the table argung, and the Monopoly pieces scattered all over the ground.
"Waka waka waka, waka waka, waka, waka waka waka waka, waka waka, waka waka, waka." explaind Bliskin Musker Tuscon Tisker Jr. The Third explained.
Agent D-Awlphin turned to Mr. Weiner and Phillie and asked, "Is this true?"
"Squeak..."
"Yes, I guess it is." said Mr. Weiner, ashamed.
"Well, you know that Mister and Miss are going to hear about this, right?" D-Awlphin said. "Now, go to your rooms."
Just as Agent D-Awlphin said that, a purple and black light started to appear, and out came a purple newt, with wings. "Muahahaha, I'm here to claim the 'little bundle of joy', now hand it over before I... do something very evil."
D-Awlphin stared at him for a few seconds before replying, "Aren't you supposed to give us time to cower in fear over you before you go on to explain your terms?"
"...NO! I'm the villain, I get to choose what villains you, not you... you... dorky dolphin!!! Muahaha!!!" the newt replied.
"SQUEAK!" Phillie yelled, finally noticing the purple newt. "SQUEEEAAAKK!"
Phillie charged at the purple newt, mouth wide open. But before he could react, the purple newt shot a fireball at him. He fell to the ground, and when he hit the ground, he jumped back up from behind and clamped onto the other newt's neck.
"Argghhh! Get my damn brother (OMFG) off of me!" he yelped, running in circles.
"No, this is your day to die ( ) Hollow..." said D-Awlphin, raising his cannon to the newt.
"Uggh, this is not over, I swear to god, one day I will get you back, JUST YOU WAIT!!!" said Hollow
He snapped his fingers, and in an instant, he was gone, all that left was the echo of his words.
"Squeak?"
"Squeak indeed," said D-Awlphin "I believe we have just started a bomb timer."
Chapter 1: 10 Seconds For Her, 1 Year For Them
At the instant that Hollow teleported away, something was afoot somewhere else in the fortress. In a chasm, two floors below Mister and Miss's quarters, one of the portals was acting up, it kept shaking, as if it were overused, and in need of a service, sort of like a banana, except... different. After about 3 minutes of chugging, and chugging, and chugging, and choo choo-ing, the portal gave one final lurch, and out came a little girl, no more than 12 oranges tall.
"Well, that last portal was... disturbing." she said, recalling her visit into the "What your mom looked like in the 60's" portal. And now i'm in some kind of, chasm of sorts. Very... chasm-ey."
She looked around the chasm for about an hour, and finally found the door marked, "Game Room"
"Ooh games!! Sounds... game-ey..." she said, opening the door to see 4 people sitting around a table, speaking about some kind of great evil.
She ran up, took a seat and started talking about earwigs, and brussel sprouts, and her brother.
"Umm, do we know you?" asked a silly dolphin in a black cloak.
"Umm, do we know you??" the girl asked back.
Everybody started to stare at the dolphin and whisper things like 'Who is that dude?' and 'Why are there so many damn continuity errors in this story?'
"Well, since you must know..." the dolphin said "Me nombre es D-Awlphin."
"Hah, so your a dolphin, named dolphin. So original." she mocked "How much does the guy who writes this crap make?"
"None, why?" D-Awlphin replied "Wait a minute, stop trying to switch ze subject, tell me what your name is. Right now, or I'll bite your spleen."
"Oh alright you ornery old bottlenos." she said "If you really have an ULTRA MEGA need to know... My name is I."
Chapter 3: Old Rivalries
I looked at them... and looked again... and looked again, but this time, for a few seconds less than before...
Dammit, I'm almost 119% sure that I've seen those n00bzz somewhere before... but when...?
She started hitting her head against the steel wall of the room to remember, and after the first few thousand (Le WTF?) hits, she felt as if somebody had just hit her head into the wall a few thousand times. (NORLY?)
"Hey, soooo... Where the hell am i? Ooooooooh Phillie!!" I squealed, opening her arms up for a hug.
"Squeak?" Phillie squeaked in confusion.
"Oh come on Phillie, you remember me!" I said, coming closer. Phillie backed away.
"Oh come on Phillie its just a hug." urged Mr. Weiner "Plus, he's kind of cute." he said, winking suggestively.
I flinched, her hands fell to the floor as she looked at the hot dog.
"Ok first off, i'm a girl... and if i was a boy, i wouldnt be gay... i think" I said unsurely. "Hmm, if I say I would be gay, I would be saying that I fantasize about being gay, but if I say I would be straight, then I would be saying that I'm currently gay, hmm..."
We all got aquainted again, and sudden memories flowed through I's tiny brain. Considering the fact that she was only gone for like ten minutes, you would think she remembered more than this one thing. Well she didn't... Why? Because she's a retard.
"Hey, where's Shwidt Shwidt Shwidt?"
"Squeak!!"
"Hey you're right Phillie, I guess if he's a good guy now, then I dont really care"
"Waka Waka?"
I reached behind her back, and pulled out a tennis racket, and then started furiously beating the cactus with it. The cactus ran away through a large (brings back some good memories *sniffle*) door. Phillie landed on I's shoulder as they ran after him, I screeching out her battle cry.
"I i i i i i i i i i i i!!!!!!" (Ironic?)
"SQUEAK!!!"
They all dissapeared through the door, Shwidt Shwidt Shwidt, followed by I, and Phillie pulling a dead last.
Mr. Weiner looked on as his cat-sensei frowned in that direction.
"Do we have to go after them?... again?" Hugh asked.
"I'd rather not, you know that 'Following a storm will just end up getting you killed'. We could always just fix the board game and keep playing Monopoly" the cat said.
They cleaned up the set -fixing the money, and picking up the cards- and sat down to play once again.
Chapter 4: The Thrill of the Chase
I looked back worriedly.
"I wonder why they didnt follow us...Maybe something bad happened to them."
A little girl ran up to I and creid on her poncho. The girl looked up at I with teary eyes.
"Do you know where my mommy is??" she sniffled.
"Shut Yo Mou-" I was cut off as a large (width-wise) male jumped up and fell on the poor little girl.
"He-he-llp m-me" the girl said breathlessly, close to death.
"No can do, I'ze gotz a cactus to kill" I said pointedly.
"W-wh-what?" The girl asked weakly.
I looked at her, annoyed, I had already lost sight of the stupid cactus during this stupid filler sequence because of that stupid girl. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
"You can't find your mom because she hates you." I said
The girl seemed unfazed by this.
"And Phillie hates you too." I said, Phillie squeaking in agreement.
The girl bursts out into tears and poofed away.
The man rubbed his head and Phillie jumped on top of him. The man was wearing an Organization 13 robe, that looked very cheesy, and had spikey short red hair.
"Who are you?"
Meanwhile
Mr. Weiner stared at the board with aggrivation as he moved his silver money bag to Income Tax, and then Chance, and then to Boardwalk (from the chance) (While Kitty McNinja had 8 hotels, 3 condos, and 1100 timeshares on it) "Ahaha grasshopper, it seems as if you are bankrupt."
Mr. Weiner looked around the board, and then put his head up and frowned. "God Dammit, You cheated!!!" yelled Mr. Weiner "You darned p***y...cat!!!" He took the game board, threw it across the room into the wood chipper... that was in the game room. "Thats what I think of your damn game." He said as he stormed off. "AND IM NOT A GRASSHOPPER!!!"
Chapter 5: Mister and Miss
"Mister, Miss, I request permission to enter." said D-Awlphin, knocking on the big round door with a picture of a cake in the middle. (Continuity Error Warning: He never originally left the game room.)
"You may enter." a booming voice replied through the door, right as a fat man ran by, followed by I and Phillie.
"I and Phillie, come over here!" D-Awlphin exclaimed. "It's time for you to meet the leaders of Organization 5." (Continuity Error Warning: D-Awlphin never told I anything about the name of their group.)
They all strided through the door, which they didn't open, and on the second try, they strided through the door, INTO Mister and Miss's quarters.
"So, where are they," asked I "I only see their pet and their lunch, and a pile of Rocks in armor..."
"I!" D-Awlphin screamed, looking at Phillie. "!hat you just called their 'pet and lunch' is, in fact, them. And that 'pile of rocks in armor' happens to be their royal-est gaurd.
"Well sorrrrryyyy." said I "God damn uptight son of a bottlenos."
"Ok, first of, it's bottle NOSE, not bottlenos, and i'm not uptight, im just stressed out/finicky."
"Dude, did you actually just SAY a backslash?" I said inquisitively "Because that's pretty wiggity wiggity wack..."
"Uggh whatever..." said Mr. Bottlenos Bottlenose
"So, your royal... furryness... and... crunchiness... and... rockiness?" I said mockingly.
"Nonsense" said Mister
"Mmph" said Miss
"...erosion..." said Rockzz
"Umm... ok..." said I
I walked up and examined them all a bit more closely-er. Mister was apperrently a hamster, made out of steel. Rockzz was apparently... a pile of rocks... And Miss... well... Miss was a box of Chicken McNuggets.
"So the time has come that we must go to war with Hollow's army." said Mister.
"Mmph" Miss said in agreement.
"...ice wedging..." said Rockzz, complaining about the heat of snow.
"Woah, woah. Wait, did I miss something?" said I.
"No, not at all. Now Agent D-Awlphin shall take you to the armory to be suited up." Mister said "We sail at eighty-nine hundred hours."
"Umm... with all due respect sire, we don't have a ship, and there's no such time as eighty-nine hundred hours."
"Nonsense, we leave at ten past sixty-two." replied Mister.
"Whatever you say sire," said the Brown Nosing Bottlenos.
Chapter 6: The Armory of Armor
"Gosh darn you bottlenos." I said angrily to the bottlenos walking at my side. "I was chasing after the fat guy for a reason. Do you know who that was? That was Lexa, you know, the guy from that game, he has dangerously spiky hair... HE WAS GOING TO END UP LEADING ME TO MANSEX!!!"
D-Awlphin gave a dirty look to I and kept walking.
"God dammit, DON'T YOU HAVE A HEART?!?!?" said I "Well... Lexa and Mansex don't but.... I DO, and so does Phillie."
"Squeak" squeaked Phillie, pointing in the general area of where his heart would be.
D-Awlphin was starting to get angry so he yelled into I's face "GOD DAMMIT, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ALL ONION KNIGHT ON YOUR a**!?!?"
"Well, why don't you ask Cowbob Ranc
"What?" D-Awlphin asked "Oh, I get it, 'That Naive CUBE!!!"
"Ohohohhooohhohoohohhohoohoohhhohhoohoohoohhohoho" I laughed "Stupid bottlenos..."
The End, Until The Third One...
