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 Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:16 pm
*John Cena Theme song plays*
*Walks out with a Mic*
*Raps*
"Yo Orton Your Time is Up, You Cant see me You Phoney Chump, u aiant no killer You Just Poser Punk You Cant see me Your Time is up I'm John Cena i'll Knock ur socks off my money Stack Deep plus you always Get Knocked Off Word Life!"
*Stops Runs Down The Ramp and Slides in The Ring*
*Waits*
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:17 pm
*Theme Plays* *grabs mic raps at cena* Yo Cena! your time is up,
you can't see me, you phony chump
You ain't a franchise your a poseur punk
You can't see me, your s**t gets sunk
You started off a dumb jock who couldn't make the NFL
So you stepped inside the ring and re-invented yourself
Every match you fell off the fans didn't acknowledge,
Now your claiming word life but thugs don't go to college
You gets no love or any gold with the leather and,Now I jack your beat and make it hot like the weathermen.
You couldn't fix s**t if you had McGuyver theories,And you ONLY got over cus ya joined Team Angle at survior series
Your just a straight up joke,Battle rapping fake fans with some rhymes you pre-wrote.Actually you were handed those quotes by some 40 something white folks,Up in the offices they were sick of all your losses
So they figured out away to get you on the front page,
But your a Boston Baked b***h just like those cowards who jumped Cage.I could say Vanilla Ice but that's to damn typical,Plus it insults Rob Van Winkle ,b***h!
Yo Cena! your time is up,
you can't see me, you phony chump
You ain't a franchise your a poseur punk
You can't see me, your s**t gets sunk
Yeah, uhh
You just immitate,duplicate copy and mimic,You and Vince watched 8 mile then came up with your gimmick.
You think your innovative? Your just a fake a** clown.
And that F.U. aint nothing but a lame-a** firemans takedown.But somehow it got you the gold around your waist,And then conveniently your CD came out the next day.
With the title on the cover and I'm like what the ******** is this
And that belts got a spinner, and it insults this whole ******** business.And now toys get destroyed.
Your just a marketing ploy you ain't no real b-boy.Cus real rappers do it big d**k style your null and void,Little weiner John Cena needs ta stop injecting steroids.And I don't care if your bigger than me son,cus the UWA's got my back but i'll still go one to one.I ******** live this, cus I write this...and your like,Word Life......this is basic wiggeritis,b***h
Yo Cena! your time is up,
you can't see me, you phony chump
You ain't a franchise your a poseur punk
You can't see me, your s**t gets sunk
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:19 pm
*Taunts Cena* Doing Word Life Taunt
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Nuufolaujoelseanoisgay generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
1!
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:19 pm
*Bell Rings*
*Grabs and Tries The Attitude Adjustment*
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:21 pm
*Goes For The Pin*
Ref:1.....
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:26 pm
Ref: 3..........
*Bell Rings*
*Theme plays roles out the ring and walks backstage*
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