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Vengeful Elegance
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:21 pm


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You type something in and it translates it 54 times. What you get back is usually hilariously unrecognizable.


After 54 translations:
"You can save 54 times more difficult to share."


Bad Translator.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:24 pm


Epic!
I typed in:It's the Final Countdown
and I got:Yes!

rofl

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:25 pm


Wizard's First Rule (from Wizard's First Rule): "People are stupid. [...] They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true."

After 54 translations:
"Tuesday (first row, first column, advice), "Consulting is a real danger, I think .."
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:27 pm


Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Came out as

Dr. mosquito star

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:32 pm


Throw your dollar bills
And leave your thrills
All here with me
And speak but don't pretend
I won't defend you anymore you see.


after 54 translations:
"Here, I talk about feelings, it must be protected." rofl
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:33 pm


James Calaway
Epic!
I typed in:It's the Final Countdown
and I got:Yes!

rofl


Awesome!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:34 pm


From Terry Pratchett's Moving Pictures:If you put salt and butter on it,it tastes like salty butter

Came out as

If salt and vegetable oil, salt, vegetable oil use

WTH?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:37 pm


You can dace if you want to. You can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine."

54 translations later we get:

"Fish, return and then click Next. Video of my friends with me."

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James Calaway

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:38 pm


rofl

And:

From Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns'n'Roses:
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place

Came out as:

Salsa, me and a blue sky, the birds know that sometimes I think the memories of my children.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:43 pm


From Devil Gate Drive by Suzi Quatro:

"Hey, you all want to go down to Devil Gate Drive?
Well, come on"!

"Welcome to 'The Dive'!"

Well, at the age of five they can do their jive
Down in Devil Gate Drive

Came out as:

"I am going to hell, I,5 and 5 years,I have died fighting for the press"

Again,WTH?

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:44 pm


Original text:

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. "

...54 translations later we get:

"They often land of God and your child's life is tshanging every time I think"
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:47 pm


Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now


After 54 translations:
"Try again, and my brother Smiling."

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James Calaway

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:53 pm


From Poker Face by Lady GaGa:
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face

...54 translation later we get:
It says, and can not read poker false
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:06 pm


Original text:

"Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard. 'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Johnny Alene, they play hard. Georgia independence and Coordination Friday .. Die in hell, and not difficult."

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Vengeful Elegance
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:16 pm


Original text:

"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws I wanna do it Let's draw straws Jack said we should work together Three of a kind Birds of a feather Now and forever Wheeee Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mongolia, the changes in the complex burned. Surisupuringusu "Jack is gone."
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