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 Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:44 am
It saddens me to say that soon, I will be leaving this guild for greener pastures. I hear that there's a new Pokémon guild that promises a new species of RPing, with a great new PvP battle system and always-active members.
I will no longer be Rping in this guild, but expect me to pop into the OOC forum every once in a while to catch up. I'll also be passing the reins of the LGcast off to Omni, who convieniently has a friend with a bunch of sound recording equipment.
I feel horrible that I'll be departing soon, but please take into consideration my feelings. I'm going to be automatically crew in this new guild thanks to my gaia résumé. I will be around until Friday, then I please ask that my character's profiles are terminated. Also; to the girl whom I view as my own daughter, Winevy, I leave all of my work. I'll mail it to her later.
Also, I would like to take this chance to announce that I am in love with Rishiki. Who knows how it happened, but I was in the area, what with my job as an interstate postman, and I ended up delivering a letter to her house. Next thing I knew, we were making out. The rest is history. (If only Rishiki and I could elope and raise Winevy as our own.)
I won't pretend to be upset by these complicated turns of events due to the fact that I have only 5378 days to live due to a rectal clot that threatens to back up my digestive system, and because I'm secretly the illegitamate son of Tiger Woods.
I hope that you all can understand my circumstances and forgive me for this ugly situation I find myself in. I hope to see you all again soon, and ask that we only remember the good times. Thank you.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:18 am
*blushing like crazy* How dare you reveal something like that! I don't kiss and tell! *punches you in the arm* I hope that bruises.
And if you leave I'll spam your message box with, well, messages since I can't stand to be without you. *hides in a corner, face completely red* And I'll forgive the fact that you're the illegitimate son of Tiger Woods. *jumps you*
(I'm assuming all of this is an April fools joke. I was believing it until the fourth paragraph. I should've caught it at the first. No one has a PvP battle system as good as this one.)
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:37 pm
Awww i feel very unloved... ): you didn't leave anything for me in your will.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:42 pm
?
You're blind, Winny. Read the third paragraph again. He left you plenty.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:04 pm
Oh. >> xD
Stupid phone intranets.
C:
EDIT: Wow, I'm not that young. xD But thank you father! OMG wow that was very unnatural... I guess I'll have to get used to it. xD
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:15 pm
-snickers to self-
^
Space to make it obvious there is white font.
x3
Yes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:38 pm
Gosh, darn it.
=`.=
-was the one that hooked up Rish and Electric Squirrel-
I protest!
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:59 pm
xD I never knew I could have a father exactly 4 years older than me.
AND I SAW THAT WHITE FONT! (:<
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:21 pm
I thank you for that Anna.
Sparky and I had a great time.
But why doth thou protest?
@Win: It's a miracle that it happened like that.
After he *sniffles* you know, I'll take care of you if you want.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:53 pm
Anna's jealous now. She's been secretly wishes she dated Sparky rather than me.
crying
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:47 pm
SCANDAL! o:
Children do not get involved in these types of things. -shields eyes-
xD Too bad Sparky isn't even here to witness these tragedies.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:21 pm
*gasp* Anna, is this true?
Sparky causes all this trouble and then disappears. He is smart.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:41 pm
That's right. Anna was always trying to get me to go to that scenic cliffside overlooking the city with her.
Actually, by the time I'm posting this, it's already April 2nd...
But I shall always stay faithful to you, Rish! I swear!
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:16 am
Pfft. As if...
-blushes horribly-
He lies to you Rish! He's been cheating on you with me from day one! That's why I've been absent for so many days. Waiting to tell you at the best time! He even proposed!
-flashes ring-
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:41 am
*sniffle sob*
*runs to dark corner of the thread*
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