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 Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:29 am
Basically, you state your wish.
And the next person can grants it and corrupts it. Then, they add their own wish.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a puppy.
Person 2: Granted. But it rips up the furniture and pee`s on your pillows. I wish I had a solid gold house.
Person 3: Granted. However, it collapses and you are crushed by the weight of it.
Got it? Let`s begin.
I wish it were Halloween.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:39 pm
granted but you later decide to get wasted near a bay and wind up drowning. I wish I had two pet gerbils for once that didn't kill each other.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:38 am
granted, but instead they're going to kill your family.
I wish I had money.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:14 am
Granted, but your country just became a communist state and they take all your money away.
I wish women would find me attractive
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:19 am
Granted. While one of them is "down south with her mouth" she bites the tip off.
I want a new pair of pants.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:55 am
Granted, but they're testicle-crushing tight emo jeans
I wish I had a punk rock singer's voice
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:51 pm
Granted. But no one likes your music.
I wish this guy at school liked me. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:25 pm
Hyp3rrHoneyy Granted. But no one likes your music. I wish this guy at school liked me. sweatdrop Granted but turns out he likes you a little too much and when he sees you talking to another guy he goes all "If I can't have you no one can!" and ends up bringing a sawed-off shotty to school and killing everyone. I wish I could go back 4 years ago and change the day I made the biggest mistake of my life
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:46 pm
Granted
But you went farther back in time that you meant to and killed your parents on accident and now you were never born.
I wish Wednesday 13 would marry me.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:56 pm
iwillkillthee Granted But you went farther back in time that you meant to and killed your parents on accident and now you were never born. I wish Wednesday 13 would marry me. Granted, but his wife finds out , stalks and murders you and buries you in the local park. OH!What's the corrupted answer for this. "I wish for world peace..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:22 pm
Granted. but an evil child is born nd destroys the world.
I wish SOME people would stop staring at my boobs confused
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:24 pm
Hyp3rrHoneyy Granted. but an evil child is born nd destroys the world. I wish SOME people would stop staring at my boobs confused Granted. but now they are constantly staring at your @$$ I wish for much more of the united states to have common sense.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:37 pm
granted but then as a trade in for the US getting common sense you lose all of yours.
I wish I had a team of Siberian Huskies so that I could dog sled
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:12 am
Granted.
You're teleported to the middle of the Canadian tundra with a dogsled and no civilization or food in sight.
I wish I only needed 4 hours of sleep a day.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:54 am
Archaix_the_Ghast v2 Granted. You're teleported to the middle of the Canadian tundra with a dogsled and no civilization or food in sight. I wish I only needed 4 hours of sleep a day. Granted but you end up waking up and spending the next 2o hours being tortured by an insane criminal. I wish i had the same hair as my avatar.
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