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 Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:42 pm
Okay here's another silly game to play if you're bored or waiting for something. It's called how did you do it? Basically you need to describe how you "killed" the person that posted before you, but there's a catch. The person who posted before you gets to pick the item that you killed them with. It can be anything from a feather to an asteriod. Whatever it is you some how have to use that item to kill them in some way. This game can get pretty ridiculous. XD Ex: Quote: My original goal was to only pelt them with citrus fruit but I guess I got carried away. I used my golf club to send the orange flying at them and some how it managed to go straight to their mouth. It ended up in their throat, I must have really swung that sucker. It was an unfortuante accident, death by orange. A paper airplane Alright let the games begin! Some one has to kill me and it must involve a paper airplane.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:42 pm
While sitting out side I found a random piece of paper floating with the wind. I grabbed it to see what was on it. It was blank. Bored with sitting around the kid in me snuck out. Quickly folding the paper just right I found myself now holding a paper airplane.
I sent it flying a few times which ended with it falling quickly to the ground. I tried again and this time it went flying away from me. I ran after it and found it had lodged it’s self into someone's eye. As I went to pull it out and help them all of a sudden a herd of deer came bounding our way. I ran. But with the plane in their eyes and the screaming blocking out her ears she soon was trampled by the herd. I walked away like nothing happened.
Empty Pepsi Bottle
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:47 pm
I walked along the road, kicking an empty bottle of pepsi. I saw a girl walking on the sidewalk. I grinned evily and kicked the can as hard as I could at her. It hit her square in the forehead and she toppled over into the street. Just at that moment, a car ran her over. Oopsie. Well, I always have been good at soccer.
A braclet.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:11 pm
((This is going to be fun. Just next time specify your gender when you post.))
I was walking down the street minding my own business when I spotted some gold jewelry near a storm drain. I realized it was a bracelet so I reached out to pick it up when this other person also attempted to grab it. I had the quicker hands so I nabbed it faster than they could. This made the person really angry and tried to punch me. Thinking quickly I dodged their punch, went behind them and used the bracelet's string to strangle the person's neck. Soon the person wasn't breathing and I had stopped moving. I didn't mean to kill them. I took a sigh of relief and looked at the prize I had killed to get. I laughed when I saw the bracelet and couldn't stop laughing. For in my hand was a friendship bracelet that was only painted to look like gold. (I'm a guy)
A cat plushie.
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Free the Werewolf Captain
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Spaniard The Last Angel Crew
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:59 pm
Well wouldn't you know it, it was Christmas Eve, and my girlfriend wanted this sepcific cat plushie. And I mean specific. So, I go to the toy store, and search the massive crowd for that damned pink and white cat plushie. Dear god, when I found it, I had to force myself not to grimmace at it. I mean, the thing was simply atrosious.
Anyway, as I reach for the plushie, another hand brushes up against mine. It was some guy, I had never seen him before, and he had grabbed ahold of the same plushie I was reaching for.
He gave me a charming smile, but that wasn't going to work on me. So I gave a tug. So did he. To prevent us tearing the plushie apart, I pulled extra hard, and then let go, causing the guy to fall back and brump his head. He was out of it for a moment, so I dove next to him to get the plushie.
But he had it so close to his face! I got upset and the next thing I knew, I was pressing the plushie against his face, yelling, "You want it?! Huh? Take it!"
When he finally stopped moving, I assumed he had given up or fallen asleep or something.
I didn't think I'd see him later on the night-time news.
Merry Christmas???
A fast food child's toy. You know, like the ones in the happy meals. (I be a female.)
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:28 pm
Driving home from class, I decided to act on my craving for greasy fast food. After much difficulty maneuvering down the eight-lanes of traffic so I could turn into the restaurant's entrance... I made it.
I parked, my stomach now growling hungrily. After a long wait and continuous replies that they were out of said order, I walked to my table with a plain cheeseburger. Staring at my kids meal, I felt quite tired and annoyed.
I picked up the toy within and tore up its wrapper to reveal a small soldier. Surprisingly he looked quite realistic, but at this point I didn't care enough to admire the figurine.
With a quick look around to make sure no one was in the way, i made a catapult with a spoon and a rubber band...Sending the sword wielding soldier flying behind me and straight at the lady at the cash register.
I heard her surprised shout and muffled my giggles, it was very hard not to turn to see her face. After a few seconds the place was silent and I turned to see that I had missed my target... And had lodged the toy's sword into someone's neck.
Shocked, I ran out the door and sped out of the parking lot...Leaving with an empty stomach, a meal on the table and the image of a female laying on the ground.
(I'm a girl)
Flubber!
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Free the Werewolf Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:12 pm
Deep within the bowels of a mad scientists laboratory I worked hard as an assistant. Within a large sealed container was my master's latest creation. He dubbed it flubber for flying rubber. I didn't know what he meant by that so when the coast was clear i boldly went over to the sealed container. I undid the latches on the container to take a peak at my master's creation. When the last latch came off a bouncy green glob of something came shooting out of the container at astonishing speeds. It bounced everywhere breaking test tubes and beakers until it shot it's way out the window. I watched in horror as the green glob called flubber bounced its way onto the street and ricocheting off lamp posts. I put on my coat and went out to recover the creation. On my way out I heard a loud scream. I followed the scream to its source. On the ground was a girl who lay in a pool of blood. Flubber had ricocheted off a lamppost and hit the poor girl square on the forehead. I closed my mouth in horror and looked around to see where the flubber had gone. I never did find the now killer flubber and was fired the very next day.
(I'm a male)
A Cell Phone
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:32 pm
I walked into Starbucks, playing with my new cell phone. It was one of those ones that you held sideways and you could slide the top screen fowards and backwards. I wanted to see how fast I could slide it, so I sat down accross from some guy drinking a coffee. I started to slide the screen as fast as I could, it continued on for a few minutes. Then, out of nowhere, the top screen flys off and hits the guys coffee just as he was about to drink it. The hot liquid sprays all over him, and I can hear a disgusting sound that sounds like grease sizzling on a hot stove. I glance arround, nobody had noticed, even though the guy was screaming like a maniac. It must happen a lot. I got up to leave, pretending that nothing went wrong. Just before I stepped out the door I heard a loud 'thud' and heard the screaming stop. I picked up the pace and was just close enough to hear the sirens.
(Me ish a dude wink )
An i-pod
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:54 pm
As usual, I found myself staring down at the passerbys who from this height appeared to be nothing but small moving dots against the sidewalks. My iPod was playing "The Priest and the Matador" and I sang along to the depressing tale.
Just as I got into it, the device slipped out of my hand. Shocked, I pull on my glasses and watch as it glimmers on its way down like a bullet from the heavens.
I lose sight of it, but my confusion is cured as a man suddenly collapses down below.
Silently, I watch in shock as the last lyrics I sung come to reality...
""I'm the arrow shot straight to hell
From the bow of William Tell
My bodies lies kissing the ground
Like a cross turned upside down
The ambulance is singing
As cops push back the crowd
I start to take me last breath
As blood pours out my mouth""
(I was just listening to that as I read these posts xD)
I iz female
A frog
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:58 am
I was skipping along near a pond when out of no where this frog jumps on my head. Being terrified of frogs, I started jumping and screaming and running around. But this was no ordinary frog. It was a cowboy frog! The frog put a bit in my mouth and rode me like a horse. We pass by this girl who the frog decides to lasso around the neck and as he pulls the lasso tight, she strangled to death. I stared in horror, then punched the frog in the face. The bit fell out of my mouth, the frog ran away, and I continued skipping along.
I think it's obvious which gender I am.
A flip flop.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:51 pm
I walked along the beach, watching some kids play. I had on a t-shirt, shorts, and some flip flops. A few kids were tossing a frisbie back and forth. I tryed to keep out of the way, but had no such luck. The frisbie hit me right in the head, and to top that, I slipped on something that was on the ground. Probally some trash. I go flying, and so does one of my flip flops. I land flat on my back in the sand. I sit up just in time to see a jogging girl slip on my flip flop and land in the water. She hits her head on a large rock, and the tide pulls her away. I look up at where the life guard is suppost to be, but there is no one there. I look down and realise that I had not tripped over something, as I have belived. It's just like me to trip over nothing and end up killing someone. I really need to work on my balance.
I am a guy. Still.
A pipe cleaner.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:37 pm
I sat in the crafts room,trying to work the goddamn black pipe cleaner into the clay sculpure of Absolute from Alice in Wonderland.The clay had already mostly dried, since i was working on it the day before.Becoming frustrated and bored, i fashioned it into a small rapier.And,suddenly, i was the warrior mouse from Wonderland.Wanting to test out my abilities, i leapt from the ground and jabbed a nearby shoe.The shoe's owner spun around and fell off the seat and down three flights of stairs. I stood there for a second, then dropped the rapier, put my hands in my pockets, and walked away.
'Stoy female
The chinese character for water
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:58 pm
I originally wanted to make some soup, but i guess i put too many spices in there, cuz i gave it to her,to taste and it burnt her throat, so she started to choke, so i tried to help it her, but it was too late she had died so i put on her on the couch and walked away
a shoe
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:11 pm
had my vans on walking around minding my own. a couple happened to be passing me by at the time, bout 5 feet away.thats when it happened. a stupid rock was in my path, and i tripped, and fell. my cheeks flushed red with embarrassment, i was poked. i looked up, and the girl offered to help me up. now i didnt notice it until later, but the girl seemed to have a kind of smirk on her face as she said it, and now that i think about it,you could say that you could hear the slightest bit of sarcasm. she helped me up, but when i was getting my balance back, she stepped on my shoe and purpusley pushed me down. her boyfriend started laughing and she joined with that smirk. i got to my feet took of my shoe, and attacked her like she was trying to kill my kids(if i had any). i stuffed my shoe in her mouth and choked her to death........thats how it happened.....never got the vans back......
a banana!!!!!! :3
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:26 pm
I was enjoying my morning meal when I noticed that once again, my mom had put a banana on my plate. A yelled angrily that I hated bananas and thew it out the window. Turns out someone was on their morning jog and slipped on the banana and fell to their doom.
imma girl
a puppy XD
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