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So I was bored and found all these Spongebob quotes... -scratches head- I'm still not sure why I googled spongebob quotes!! lol If you have any random quotes from show or anything post em here!!

Spongebob:
"I'm ready! I'm ready!"
"Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!"
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
"I anything can't do right since because pickles!"
"Can't have dirty garbage!"
"No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"
"You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!"
"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
"SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"
"Moss always points to civilization."
"Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!"
"Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"

Squidward:
"Oh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"
"That's it, I'm getting off the loony express."

Patrick:
"Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are (as he drools)."
"Rectangles!"
"MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
"I can't see my forehead!"
"I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
"Stupid inflatable pants!"
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
"My ice cream! It's alive!"
*Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant* "Hehehe! It's a giraffe!"

Scenes
Spongebob: "I've got the pieces!"
Patrick: "I've got the air!"

Plankton: "Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?"
Spongebob: "A booster seat?"
Plankton: "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no."

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
Same Guy: "NO!!"

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's ok, take your time."

Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
*Patrick's hand goes up*
Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
*Patrick's hand goes up again*
Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
*Patrick's hand goes down*

Spongebob: "I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!"
Mrs. Puff: "Looks like that got rid of him!"

Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.
Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)


(I bolded ones that made me laugh) lol

MY SPONGEBOB QUOTE!
Patrick: *raises hand* Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *raises hand again*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.
XD! My favorite episode ever. Band Geeks heart

It's definately a good thing!!! lol