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Queen_Awesome_Penguin Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:29 pm
Hercules
Once upon a time there was a group of glowing people called gods. They lived on a mountain as they didn't think breathing was cool. Anyways a couple of the gods werent very responsible and after a particularly crazy party things went a little wild. Long story short we start this movie with a baby boy named (go figure) Hercules (Or jerkules or hunkules)
Any ways hercules gets stolen away by the under appreciated clever word-playing hades who just happens to be flamin (no seriously tho hes on fire). The gay rapists always go for the glowing babies . . . or gypsies but thats beside the point. Hades is jealous that herc has that healthy glow why he looks kinda blue so he decides to have his henchmen turn the litte sunspot "mortal" which is just a fancy word for "not glowing".
So push comes to shove and BINGO herc completly lacks the reflective abilities . . . and he can die. Otherwise theres no change. so what was the point of that? I do not know.
Like any normal orphan boy herc feels loney and alone and lonesome and none of the other boys will play with him (probably jealous of his cute teenage gangliness) so he seeks the help and a perverted goat guy named phil (dont we all?)
Phil, why unlike most disney guys is not gay, is a bit . . . well he has a good song? He's a likeable character, but this is all a bit of a tangent on my part, back to the story.
Phil helps herc get real muscley so that the guys back home will notice him but then . . . WOA A GIRL. Im pretty sure this is the first girl herc has ever seen in his life. And she knows it too because Meg is not falling for this little wonderboy routine. (I love longterm nicknames!) oh but she will. Hercules is going straight from this point on, no more singing for him! uh uh. And this wins her over, she's hooked.
Meanwhile hades is getting jealous again, tsk tsk tsk thats bad for his blood pressure. So he realeased so giant beasts that walk really slow and are obviously gonna be beaten. and they are. but Meg dies. and thats how it ends.
Well herc brings meg back to life (llameeee) and kiss kiss lovey ending. - and SONG! -
By the way, i love this movie, it so makes my top 10.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:46 pm
I love all the songs in this movie~! ^^
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:46 pm
xD
I have to say that this made me laugh endlessly
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:46 am
redpandy xD I have to say that this made me laugh endlessly Good, good. everythings going according to plan twisted
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Queen_Awesome_Penguin Vice Captain
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:10 pm
Oh ho-ho, I love your summaries so much... rofl
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