Another dumb idea...

Has anyone seen that Phoenix Wright: Boot to the Head video?

Well, basically the idea is to put it into the form of TWEWY!

It would fit! We have the characters for it!

Shiki - Mrs. Mulroy - Mr. Muldoon's caretaker
Neku - Hedge - Drunken brother of Mr. Muldoon.
Ryme - Jenny - Sister of Muldoon and wife of Hank
Beat - Hank - Husband of Jenny. Referred to as "wimp" by Mr. Muldoon
Joshua - Ralston - Muldoon's "know-it-all" nephew.
Hanekoma - Lawyer - Lawyer of Mr. Muldoon. The one who reads the will and execute's everyone's share of Muldoon's estate.
Mr. Mew - Mittens - Muldoon's cat who only makes a brief, off-camera appearence.

Script: http://www.lyricstime.com/the-frantics-last-will-and-temperament-lyrics.html

It's perfect!