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 Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:11 pm
Here's a place where you can just talk about whatever. Life, jokes, games, tv, it doesn't matter... As long as it doesn't get me in trouble. I noticed we had a slight lack of a place like this... Actually it was pointed out to me... By Judge, giving him credit for the idea. So yeah, knock yourselves out.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:24 pm
Joke: Three Sailors
There were three sailors who shipwrecked on an island and were taken captive by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals, loving games decided to play a game with the sailors. The chieftain came and told them, "I will give you a task. If you complete my task, I will allow you to go free. If you fail, we will kill and eat you." The sailors agreed to the conditions and the chieftain told them, "Go into the forest and collect 30 of any one fruit. Then bring them back."
The sailors, having no other way off the island went into the forest to search for fruit. The first man to return came with his arms full of apples. When he returned, the chieftain said, "Now begin shooving the 30 apples up your butt. If you flinch, you die." So the man got 3 apples up but flinched and was killed.
The second man returned with 30 grapes and the chieftain told him to do the same. The sailor began putting grapes up his butt and got 29 up, then he laughed and was killed.
In Heaven the sailor with the apples asked the sailor with grapes, "You were nearly done, why did you laugh?" The sailor with the grapes replied, "I saw the other guy coming back with pineapples."
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:28 pm
Joke: Grumpy
A man was backing out of parking lot, paying no attention as another car began backing out. The driver rear-ended the other driver and looked back. He saw the other driver exit his car and come over. He was a dwarf, who looked up at the driver with his arms folded. He was very angry and said, "I'm not happy." The driver replied, "Well which one are you?"
{this is in reference to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves}
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:43 pm
I LIKES WAFFLES!!!!!
That is all.
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Revan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:53 am
LOL! Judge that was hilarious! rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:15 am
Poor Guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Glad to be Drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:48 am
I'm Not Drunk
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had
all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:58 am
ah dude these are the best! where did you get these?
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:06 pm
Some off the internet, some from guys at my school.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:21 pm
Ahahahahaha! Marshall you just made my night! Negaduck. at first I was like"..he didn't" and then I read and looked and Then I was like"OMG he so did!" I'm sorry but Negaduck is like my favorite char from the series and I'm just like.. xd ! ahhh..ok...I'm done. Just had to get that out...
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Revan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:20 am
I'm glad you like. I wanted to make it clear that people don't have to make human character's like is what is almost required in every other KH RP I've ever seen.... ever. I also wanted to make a person that everyone could get pissed at because he is simply legitimately better than everyone else.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:02 pm
Lol! That's brilliant! Rose technically isn't a human at all. Her real self is on DA. I humanized her cause I thought it was a human only thing. Thorn isn't either.
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Revan Maxwell Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:14 pm
Well, my original design for Kuroi and Angeal had wings... and the didn't have hair, rather, they had feathers with barbs that that stuck out at 28 different angels instead of just two(giving it the look of hair(You could literally pull out a dread because it was one long feather). I scrapped that idea after the first RP I used him in. Giving him wings wasn't fair. He'd be as fast as Xeeres, wouldn't tire (because he's got air sacks like a real bird) and would fight like a tactical suicide maniac (you stab his wing, he stabs you back through his own wing).
He was also evil and a total Nobody.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:31 pm
Yeah, the only reason I envisioned it as all people is cause I can't draw animals. But since I'm not drawing this, then that point is moot isn't it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:41 pm
Yes i suppose so. I like the feathers idea. It's kinda like a raptor,not the dinosaur but a bird of prey. I would love to see an image of that.
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