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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:18 am
I'm stealing lots of games from other guilds today. Rishima Lowell Alright, this is a new type of game brought to you by Rishima Lowell. How this works is since I started this I will drop something stupid like a pencil and whoever posts next must make some dramatic way of dieing from it, and then they drop something for the next person to die from. It's all good fun and no, no one really wants to kill anyone. [The poster above me dropped a rolling pin....] I'm riding along on my bike. As usual I'm blasting my headphones and not paying attention to what is on the ground. I run over a rolling pin, my bike goes haywire and swerves into the street and I fall to the ground. Luckily the person driving the car that I swerved in front of was paying more attention than I was. She slams on her brakes bringing the car to a halt only inches from my head. I pick up my bike and give her an apologetic smile. Unfortunately, there is a girl going 60 MPH down the road who is texting while driving. She rear ends the car and knocks it into my bike. I am pushed to the ground and pinned under my bike. The force of the car on the bike pushed the peddles into my stomach. My organs explode. One of the wheels on the bike pops off and rolls into the street..... ok so the next person has to come up with a dramatic way to be killed (either directly or indirectly) by my bike tire.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:06 am
I pick up the wheel,then I notice a girl next to me who appears to have had her organs exploded,I rush over to help,only to find that I am on a crime scene,I am arrested,and drop the tyre,I try to escape from prison,I hijack a porsche,only to find I am driving down the road which I dropped the bike tire on,I hit the tyre and am sent hurtling into the accident from earlier,I'm crushed as the peddles on the bike rip through the chasis at the force I'm moving,stabbing me in the heart
(I'd say that that darn bike is cursed)
I drop the keys to the Porsche I stole
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heroes never die Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:27 am
Not long after, I wonder down a nearby road and notice a set of keys on the ground, which I stoop to pick up. When I straighten up, however, I find that I am at the scene of a horrific car accident. As I stand there, stupefied, my gaze falls upon the corpse of person who appears to have flown through the windshield of the very same car to which the keys belong, though heaven knows what they're doing out of the ignition.
And suddenly I hear sirens. For some reason, perhaps it is the hoodie I'm wearing that makes me seem suspicious, when the police arrive they incorrectly assume that I am an escaped convict and begin shooting at me.
Terrified, I run for my life, and manage to escape in some nearby woods. The sound of the jingling keys, however, enrages a nearby bear with an ear infection, and in an effort to restore harmony and peace to the woods, the bear swipes at me-- but not fast enough! I doge nimbly, only realize that I've dodged into a ravine. As I roll haphazardly down the side of the muddy incline, breaking several bones as I tumble, the keys are jammed into my femoral artery. As I lie, unconscious, in the creek below, I bleed out before I can drown.
On my way through the woods, however, I accidentally dropped my iPod!!
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:33 pm
I am taking a morning jog through the woods when I hear some commotion coming from a nearby creek. I decide to investigate. I see a bear running into the trees and decide that it must be looking for a lost cub or something. I cautiously take a few steps backwards, keeping a lookout for the cub.
I glance down and see an I-pod. I pick it up and scan the area looking for the owner. Seeing no one about I turn it on, it seems to be in working condition and the headphones are nice and loud. I can hear the music clearly without putting them on. I hold the I-pod up to the light to see what kind of condition it is in as I make my way back to the path.
I trip over a branch and fall on my butt. I hit my head on the branch and. The I-pod flies into the air as I am cursing at myself for being so clumsy. I throw my head back just in time to catch the I-pod with my throat. It gets lodged into the back of my throat, blocking my wind pipe.
I grab my throat and try to gasp for air. It's no use. I lay there choking and trying to dislodge the I-pod. I start pass out to the sounds of muffled music.
Right before I lose consciousness, I throw my fanny pack onto the path in an attempt to get someone's attention.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:48 pm
I am walking along and I notice a fanny pack laying on the ground. I go ahead and fasten it around my waist but, being the clumsy person that I am, I accidentally clip some skin in the buckle. I swear and undo it and decide to carry it instead.
A few days later, the area where I caught my skin in the buckle is itchy and swollen. I ignore it.
Apparently, when you cut yourself with some random thing that you find on the ground, there is a risk of infection. A rational person would have gone to the hospital when the wound started oozing puss but I'm not a rational person, so I just put some peroxide on it.
A few days later, I drop dead of a bacterial infection that could have been easily treated. I drop my unopened energy drink.
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