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 Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:10 pm
Mom:"Hey chad! Phone!"
Me: "Mom I am in the shower!"
Mom:" I dont care open the door"
Me: Ugh . . . Who is it?"
Mom: "Your dad"
Me: "Hello"
Dad: "Hey wanna go to the movies?"
Me: "Ugh . . . Dad I am in the shower!"
Dad: "So get out and lets go to the movies"
Me: "Fine!"
Like I was in the shower for reals!
Do you have a weird convo that you would like to talk about?
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:31 am
My bro randomly called me a couple days ago:
Bro: "Hey, did you hear about that whale that killed that lady?"
Me: "Yeah, and that's why they call them killer whales."
bro: "OKAY. Later." *click*
He was reffering to Orlando Seaworld's resident serial killer orca, Tilikum, who just recently attacked and killed one of the senior trainers. He killed and maimed other people before. For ******** sake, put him in the damn ocean already. They need to set Tilly free.
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:47 am
I heard that. Like hello its name is KILLER!
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:22 pm
I dislike using the phone O_o
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:29 pm
Any wrong-number call ends up super weird for me. Ah, but I do have an embarrassing call story. But it's super long so I will summarize:
arrow I was on a dating site a long time ago and matched with this chick. She wasn't my type but I decided that maybe I was being too shallow, so I gave her a chance. She seemed super sweet when we chatted online so, we decided to call each other. Well, things were fine until I learned that she had already told her family she was dating me, she started telling me about all her weird medical conditions, and then she told me that she was a werewolf.
She was talking about hopping out her window naked, hunting rabbits, and shaking after the shower and s**t. IDK. Weirded me out. I stopped talking to her and she later write a blog about how women were evil because they always broke her heart rolleyes
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