You murdered my Sensei!
Kung Fu Epic
Story
Fifteen years ago
A young boy trudges down the bustling street. He is not like all the others around him. . . His skin color is noticeably more peachy and his eyes not as narrow, nor are they brown, but instead a brilliant emerald green. The boys thick brown mop of hair covers his eyes, shielding the shame that so obviously commands them, and tattered rags cover in frail, nearly skeletal body. . . The scent of freshly made riceballs fills the air, the aroma so irresistible all the heads turn to the origins of the pleasant odor. In an instant, the narrow, bustling street becomes a mad rush in the direction of the riceballs! Feet pound the dusty street and bodies collide in the much too small restaurant entrance, then all hell breaks loose!
An old, wrinkly woman leaps into the air, whips about seventeen times then kicks a five year old cross dressing chihuahua in the forehead! The limp body crashes through the crowded doorway, then an epic Kung Fu orgy of action ensues.
After fifty seven hours of none-stop Kung Fu action, all that remain is the wrinkly old woman and the young boy. . . The two stare one another down for what seems like an eternity, but is actually only twenty two minutes, then simultaneously unleash a barrage of fist, feet and elbows.
"Your Kung Fu is strong. . ." the old woman said, breathing heavily.
"So is your body odor." The boy retorts, whipping his nose, "Enough talk, lets end this!"
The old woman laughs maniacally, "Yes," the old woman says, "Lets end this!" And with that, she turns into a giant karp with muscular arms and legs instead of fins!
"Qui-Do. . ." The boy breaths, stumbling back, "It. . . Can't be!"
"Yes," the Karp monster, Qui-Do, says with a fishy grin, "It is I, Qui-do! First of the Seven! And now, Street Rat, I will destroy you once and for all!" Qui-Do exclaims, followed by a disturbingly high pitched laugh, "Say hello to your parents, Guan Ji!"
"My parents. . ." The street rat mutters, feeling his anger begin flood his veins and corrupt his very essence. Qui-Do charges forward with a glowing fist cocked back, then the Street Rat does the same! Closing in quickly with each step, the two let out a fierce battle cry, then let their fist collide. . .
Present Day
Lanterns brighten Ching Ding Square in preparations for the fifteenth Anniversary of the Jong Street Massacre. A cloaked man with a long white beard can be seen making his way down Jong Street with a curled wooden cane. As the man reaches his destination, a darkened alleyway, he is surrounded by six people of various size, shape and form.
"Where is he, Old Man!" Asks the tallest and most muscular of the six.
"Who is it that you seek?"
The muscular man punches the Old Man so hard he hits the opposite wall and falls in a crumpled mass. "You know damned well who we're after! Guan Ji! Where is he!"
"If you seek where he is not, where he is will become obvious."
The muscular man stomps on the old one like, seriously thirty eight and a half times. "We have no time for your games, Old Man! I will ask you one last time! Where is Guan Ji!"
"If you truly wish to find Guan Ji. . ." The Old Man starts, "Then perhaps you should start by taking your head out of a** and checking behind that box in your closet where you keep your dresses." The old man says. The Muscular man blushes deeply, then picks the old man up by his neck.
"We gave you a chance." The muscular man says before poking the old man in the eyes so hard his friggin' eyeballs popped. Then he like, fingered his brain like a cheap diseased hookers snatch before tossing him into a garbage can. "We will find Guan Ji ourselves." The muscular man says, wiping his fingers on his pants, "And when we do. . ."
The Legend of Guan Ji has been told by the Chinese for nearly two million years. It is said that Guan Ji will rise up and totally beat the dicks off The Seven before they can collect all Eight Pieces of the Whole and summon the Evil Dark Demon God, Demon God of Evil Darkness. The Seven, now only six, currently possess Seven Pieces of the whole, and Guan Ji is said to possess the final piece (He actually is the final piece LOL SPOILER!).
But Guan Ji cannot do it alone. . . With the help of other brave warrior, can Guan Ji save the entire world like a Mary Sue, or has the Time of Darkness only just begun!
Rules
.:: 1 ::. Absolutely no God Moding!
.:: 2 ::. Romance, Violence and Swearing are perfectly acceptable in moderation.
.:: 3 ::. Profiles are to be filled out and PM'd to me titled "Oh no, you didn't!"
.:: 4 ::. If you decide to join, please, remain active!
.:: 5 ::. There are no posting requirements, however, I ask you attempt to post at least one full paragraph!
.:: 6 ::. Have fun!
Profiles
Heroes
The Seven
Kung Fu Epic
Story
Fifteen years ago
A young boy trudges down the bustling street. He is not like all the others around him. . . His skin color is noticeably more peachy and his eyes not as narrow, nor are they brown, but instead a brilliant emerald green. The boys thick brown mop of hair covers his eyes, shielding the shame that so obviously commands them, and tattered rags cover in frail, nearly skeletal body. . . The scent of freshly made riceballs fills the air, the aroma so irresistible all the heads turn to the origins of the pleasant odor. In an instant, the narrow, bustling street becomes a mad rush in the direction of the riceballs! Feet pound the dusty street and bodies collide in the much too small restaurant entrance, then all hell breaks loose!
An old, wrinkly woman leaps into the air, whips about seventeen times then kicks a five year old cross dressing chihuahua in the forehead! The limp body crashes through the crowded doorway, then an epic Kung Fu orgy of action ensues.
After fifty seven hours of none-stop Kung Fu action, all that remain is the wrinkly old woman and the young boy. . . The two stare one another down for what seems like an eternity, but is actually only twenty two minutes, then simultaneously unleash a barrage of fist, feet and elbows.
"Your Kung Fu is strong. . ." the old woman said, breathing heavily.
"So is your body odor." The boy retorts, whipping his nose, "Enough talk, lets end this!"
The old woman laughs maniacally, "Yes," the old woman says, "Lets end this!" And with that, she turns into a giant karp with muscular arms and legs instead of fins!
"Qui-Do. . ." The boy breaths, stumbling back, "It. . . Can't be!"
"Yes," the Karp monster, Qui-Do, says with a fishy grin, "It is I, Qui-do! First of the Seven! And now, Street Rat, I will destroy you once and for all!" Qui-Do exclaims, followed by a disturbingly high pitched laugh, "Say hello to your parents, Guan Ji!"
"My parents. . ." The street rat mutters, feeling his anger begin flood his veins and corrupt his very essence. Qui-Do charges forward with a glowing fist cocked back, then the Street Rat does the same! Closing in quickly with each step, the two let out a fierce battle cry, then let their fist collide. . .
Present Day
Lanterns brighten Ching Ding Square in preparations for the fifteenth Anniversary of the Jong Street Massacre. A cloaked man with a long white beard can be seen making his way down Jong Street with a curled wooden cane. As the man reaches his destination, a darkened alleyway, he is surrounded by six people of various size, shape and form.
"Where is he, Old Man!" Asks the tallest and most muscular of the six.
"Who is it that you seek?"
The muscular man punches the Old Man so hard he hits the opposite wall and falls in a crumpled mass. "You know damned well who we're after! Guan Ji! Where is he!"
"If you seek where he is not, where he is will become obvious."
The muscular man stomps on the old one like, seriously thirty eight and a half times. "We have no time for your games, Old Man! I will ask you one last time! Where is Guan Ji!"
"If you truly wish to find Guan Ji. . ." The Old Man starts, "Then perhaps you should start by taking your head out of a** and checking behind that box in your closet where you keep your dresses." The old man says. The Muscular man blushes deeply, then picks the old man up by his neck.
"We gave you a chance." The muscular man says before poking the old man in the eyes so hard his friggin' eyeballs popped. Then he like, fingered his brain like a cheap diseased hookers snatch before tossing him into a garbage can. "We will find Guan Ji ourselves." The muscular man says, wiping his fingers on his pants, "And when we do. . ."
The Legend of Guan Ji has been told by the Chinese for nearly two million years. It is said that Guan Ji will rise up and totally beat the dicks off The Seven before they can collect all Eight Pieces of the Whole and summon the Evil Dark Demon God, Demon God of Evil Darkness. The Seven, now only six, currently possess Seven Pieces of the whole, and Guan Ji is said to possess the final piece (He actually is the final piece LOL SPOILER!).
But Guan Ji cannot do it alone. . . With the help of other brave warrior, can Guan Ji save the entire world like a Mary Sue, or has the Time of Darkness only just begun!
Rules
.:: 1 ::. Absolutely no God Moding!
.:: 2 ::. Romance, Violence and Swearing are perfectly acceptable in moderation.
.:: 3 ::. Profiles are to be filled out and PM'd to me titled "Oh no, you didn't!"
.:: 4 ::. If you decide to join, please, remain active!
.:: 5 ::. There are no posting requirements, however, I ask you attempt to post at least one full paragraph!
.:: 6 ::. Have fun!
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