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OMFingG!!!!!!!!

that made me ROFL so f*****g hard!!!!

hmmm do the jokes have to be related to sonic?

Hey here is a funny-ish story spoof of The Road to El Dorado (it's a movie i hav a clip of it on my profile) Pleas tell me if the everyone is in character (aka tell me if what the characters are saying are what the real characters would say b/c i need this feed back)
Ok so here it is:
Knuckles and Jackqueline (my char. ) are stranded in a dessert and they're dieing of thrust. They're both lying down in the sand staring up at the night sky.
Jackqueline: "Knuckles?"

Knuckles: "Don't talk...Save your energy..."

Jackqueline: "For what? We both know we're going to die..."

Knuckles: "..."

Jackqueline: *sigh* "Did you ever think that it would end like this?"

Knuckles: "Dieing with you is a surprise"

Jackqueline: "Any...regrets?"

Knuckles: "Dieing with You!!" stressed

Jackqueline: stare "I mean besides that"

Knuckles: "Hmf"

Jackqueline: rolleyes "fine... i wish we had water"

Knuckles: "get in line"

Jackqueline: "seriously why did we ration our water in the first place if we were already dieing of thrust anyways. i mean without water comes dehydration and that leads to delirious hallucinations and-before-we-know-it-we-could-be-spiraling-into-insanity-trying/to/find/our/way/out/but/only/drowning/ourselves/even/more/until--"

Knuckles: "Slow down! Breathe! your killing me!"

Jackqueline: "sorry...i didn't mean to lose my head."

Knuckles: (he knows he's gonna regret saying this) "you still haven't told me about your regret"

Jackqueline: "well...my regret, besides dieing, is. heart ..not being able to tell you that i--"

Sonic pops up from the other side of a nearby sand dune "Hey! Can ya quiet down! The gang and I are trying te' sleep here!"

Jackqueline: eek "SONIC you where there the whole time!!!"

Sonic: Tosses over a water bottle "Yeah we were followin' you, didn't ya know that?" rolleyes

(Stripes practically begs for a fight)
Hey Egghead! What are you doing trying to get me dirty with your little toy drill!
(Stripes teases)
I have no bother against you, so leave me be and you wont get yourself hurt.
What, you couldnt beat me if you tried!
(Stripes replies)
Your trying my patients, your so small I'd easily exterminate you! I'd stay outv my way if I were you.
('SMALL!' you never make that mistake with Stripes hes the youngest in his class, he may be small but he has a temper)
I AM GOING TO CRACK THAT BIG, UGLY A** OF YOURS, You know your so ugly you make your own bunny slippers cry! And if thats not enough, you cant read your newspapers cause they burn away at the mere sight of your face!
(Stripes launches himself into the air with ease and fires himself at Eggmans giant drill. Back on the ground Stripes did something he never believed he could do, he absorbed electricity from the machine he was destroying andfired a bolt of lightening at it from his bare hands! Thats a BILLION volts of electricity! now that he destroyed eggmans drill he shoots a bolt through the slime making a hole for him to drag Max through and leaves with an amazing story to tell.)

4 the rest of this story u can follow along in the Mystic Caves Zone

lol good one xd

[Knuckles] *sitting on the couch, watching TV*

*knock at door*

[Knuckles] Hmm, I wonder who that could be...*goes to answer it*

*it's Rouge, sporting a suspiciously swollen abdomen*

[Rouge] Knuckles, we need to talk. neutral

[Knuckles] But how could...we didn't even...you said you...GAHHHHHH! gonk *jumps out of the nearest window, cartoon-style*

*a minute later, Sonic arrives*

[Sonic] Hey Rouge, I just noticed Knuckles running away in fear and was wondering what...*spots her abdomen*...oh.

[Rouge] I hate when Knuckles jumps to conclusions like that. I was only gonna tell him...

*frrrrrrrrrrrt*

*her abdomen shrinks to normal*

[Rouge] ...not to take me out for Mexican food on dates. rolleyes

Note to self: treat Amaranth to Mexican food next time I see her. xd

OH no you don't! xp
Juuuuuust kidding. razz