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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:10 pm
Found this on a site called Groovetown!
Blokbird's songwriting debut spawned this seasonal reworking of the extended Red Dwarf theme.
It's snowin' outside; a Christmas kinda atmosphere
Christmas time, more or less
Couple of days to go, before the Christmas show
Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
What to get, for the crew of Red Dwarf?
The perfect gift, for everyone
Larger for Listy; not some cheap rum
Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
Give Kryten, loadsa extra laundry
Pineapple chunked cheese, for Kochanski
Hangers for Cat, his wardrobe is so fat
Fun, fun, fun; presents for everyone
For smeghead Rimmer, maybe alphabet soup?
Or name tags for, his condoms or
His pantyhose, hangin' in a row
Fun, fun, fun; Merry Christmas everyone!
I'd get Rimmer chicken soup. Or maybe some gazpacho? LOL
Lister- new underwear.
Cat- a full length mirror on wheels.
Holly- a new chess program
Kryten- a new apron and dust mop
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:32 am
I'd get Cat something shiny, I'd get Kryten some DVDs of Androids, and I'd get Lister a shirt without curry stains (Might not last long though!), but I don't know about the rest of them.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:14 pm
rimmer-nose-hair trimmers and lint brush
lister-blow-up kochanski doll
the cat-his own personal photographer
kryten-a sign that says "smeghead" so he wouldn't have to say it
holly-a body
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:17 am
I would get,
Rimmer - a holo-girl
Lister - A new guitar...perhaps made out of camphor wood?
Cat - Hair gel and bikini wax
Kryten - laundry detergent
Holly - Hilly
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