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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:00 am
Hi I'm John Morrison and I once scaled Mount. Everest just to enjoy a diet cola... its a nice place to have a chilled beverage. My guest tonight...Raven!
Raven walks out onto the set with the lighting swirling behind them.
John: So, tell the people exactly whats on your mind
Raven: Well its very simple. Raven gets stepped on too often, people forget that I'm not just another wrestler. I'm an artist, and artist of chaos. Key is just another stepping stone on my way to the WECW title.
John: I'm also an artist...In fact I wrote a poem just for you!
Raven: Hmph...
John: Raven...Oh Raven, you are such a schmuck. You call yourself an artist... but your skills prove, you suck. People laugh and point. You call it publicity. However The Shaman of Sexy calls it lack of hitting puberty.
Raven then just huffs up then stalks off out of camera view
John: Was it something I said?.....Well I'm John Morrison, The Guru of Greatness....and In life there are winners, and losers....Be Jealous!
The screen fades to black
((Comment telling me if you thought it was funny please))
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:05 am
((Bwahaha, I'm rollin' dude!))
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