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 Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:04 am
Allie: Chuck Norris can...
Cam: Stop with the Chuck Norris jokes! Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
Allie: WHAT?! (staring in total shock and starting to cry) ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. NO WAY.... are you SERIOUS??
-When Chuck Norris jokes reach their limit
univercity of pensylvania
Joey (singing): No one likes to pee in a cup. Because it's hard to pee in a cup.
Kristi (laughing and trying to repeat the previous): I like to pee in a cup.
Ashley: WOW. Just...wow.
-Mishaps during a 2 and a half hour game of Speed UNO
Wilkes University
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:05 am
Nicole: I am so thirsty.
Mahala: Dude, me too. I have a whole bunch of pennies in my room.
Nicole: Pennies?
Mahala: Yeah we can use them in the vending machine.
Nicole: You can't use pennies in the vending machine.
Mahala: WHAT THE ********! That is bullshit, who the ******** decides if I can or cannot use pennies in the machine?
Nicole: Haha you are an idiot.
-On keeping the change
Mesa State College
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:06 am
T: And so this chick, Katy and I were swimming in my pool and she was like, "Dogs can't go to heaven" and I said, "Why not?" and she said, "Because they can't pray so they go to hell" and I said, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! GET OUT OF MY POOL!"
Dean: Yeah, because stupidity isn't allowed in your pool!
-On the sink or swim mentality
Art Institutes
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:07 am
Jeff: Quiz me!
Dan: Where is McBurney's point?
Jeff: 1/3 of the way from the ASIS to the umbilicus. It's the point where you feel pain with appendicitis.
Dan: TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!
-Dumbledore would be so proud, if he weren't rolling over in his grave
Virginia Tech University
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:14 am
"These freaking plates! They're always in my way! Look at me! I'm a plate! And I'm in the way!"
-Amanda, bordering on the metaphorical
Ottawa University
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:50 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:03 pm
OMG ITS A FREAKIN BLARB!!! ^.^
BLARBS R AWESOME
idk im hyper right now
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Death Bunnys Reprisal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:48 pm
Blarb?
((pssst, Neoness, I got a dinosaur for chuuuuuu))
lol
Them quotes be funny.
Oh lawd
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:02 pm
Manager: Okay, do what ever you want now, go ho~ (Rude interuption)
Me: BICYCLE, BICYCLE.. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my biiiike
Me and Cory: I want to ride my bi-cycle, I want to ride my biike!
BICYCLE, BICYCLE!,BICYCLE!
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Death Bunnys Reprisal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:50 pm
1st Ninja: ok, now knock them over.
2nd Ninja: sweet! i just totally rocked your a** at dominoes!
1st Ninja: dude, you don't win at ******** dominoes.
2nd Ninja: what?... no... but i won... i WON!!!!! it's the first thing i ever won since the potato sack race in '83... YOU'RE A ******** p***k!
1st Ninja: ... sorry.
-the cave between Suguru and Mino
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:03 am
G. surprised k, who stuck their ******** d**k, in the ******** PEANUT BUTTER?!
D. :*slowly raises hand...*
-Random Location
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:56 pm
Me: But if a worm hole destroys the atoms and crap, that means the theory that you can't destroy atoms is wronng!
Him: But if you can't destroy atoms, then the theory that worm holes destroy atoms is wrong.
Me: I said thaaat!
Him: Really? I thought yuu were shooting down my theory?
Me: Noooooooo...... I was shooting down the guy who said either one.
Him: Sooo... Me right?
Me: Did you say it?
Him: Noooooooooo
Me: Dammit then I dunno who. Yuu whore.
Him: -wink wink- What time babeh?
Me: Now. But that depends on the cost..... -.-
-Me and him conversation yesterday... Dunno if its funny... But I had to post some thing. Dur, that's what I do.
Dun say nothing mean bout et. lol
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Death Bunnys Reprisal Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:03 pm
I like it, and that's all that matters mrgreen
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