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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:27 pm
♥•♥•♥ Favorite (and Least Favorite) Lines ♥•♥•♥
Are there any lines or conversations in Disney movies that you just love? Any lines that you quote on a day-to-day basis? Or perhaps there are some lines that you can't help but laugh at each time you hear them?
And, inversely, are there any lines you just can't stand? Any you hear and just think, "why did they say that?! WHY?!"
Well, here's where you can debate and post your favorite and least favorite Disney lines! Please tell us why you like/dislike this line, and if enough other guild members agree with your point of veiw, it will go into the Archive of Awesome(or Terrible) Lines!
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:28 pm
♪♫♪ Archive of Awesome Lines ♪♫♪
None yet; please post some lines!
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:29 pm
♪♫♪ Archive of Terrible Lines ♪♫♪
Ratatouille Remy: "No."
Django: "What?"
Remy: "No. Dad, I don't believe it. You're saying the future is, can only be, more of this?"
Django: "This... is the way things are. You can't change nature."
Remy: "Change IS nature, Dad, the part that WE can influence. And it starts... when we decide."
Django: "Where are you going?"
Remy: "With luck, forward."
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:39 pm
Awesome Lines
"You're not going to believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack!" - Napoleon, The Aristocats
"Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries!" - The Peddler, Aladdin
Awesome Conversation
I would like to say the entire conversation between Alice and the Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland is amazing; that scene has to be the best one in that movie - I'm not just saying that because he happens to be my favourite character, but the scene itself is just brilliant. The conversation is genius and the animation is great, especially with the letters from the hookah smoke... the origin of chatspeak perhaps? XD
Also 'exacitically' and 'correcitically' are much greater words than 'exactly' and 'correctly'. I want to get into the habit of saying/typing them like that. ^_^
I doubt you want me to type up the whole thing though.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:47 am
really to me the best quotes are in the songs. but i think the movie that has the winner of funniest quote collection is a Goofy movie. like seriously? it's the best to me :]
but i do love everything Gaston says. it reminds me of a friend we have at church. we all call him Gaston, but he doesn't remember the movie so he thinks its this hot guy in the movie. ha.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:56 am
Awesome Convo:
Finding Nemo
Marlin: Now Dory do you see anything?
Dory: (Screaming) Ahhh somethings got me!
Marlin: Its me!
Dory: Whos that? (pauses) Are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, yes im your conscience.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:10 pm
Anything from Mulan is hilarious. My favorite being
"Down, Bessie!"
(Inside jok-ish but it makes me laugh every time)
Quasimodo: "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"
Sorry, I couldn't resist sweatdrop
Frollo: "Look at that disgusting display"
Phoebus: "Yes Sir!"
Phoebus: "Candlelight, privacy, music. Can't think of a better place for hand-to-hand combat"
Phoebus: "You fight almost as well as a man"
Esmerelda: "Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you"
Phoebus: "That's hitting a little below the belt"
Esmerelda: "No, this is!"
Stupid Lines:
Oh Disney, you give us so many. (I'll take a few from Pixar here just b/c they stand out as really stupid)
Remy: "Change IS nature, dad. And it starts when we decide."
Kiara: "Them? Us? Look at them... they *are* us! What differences do you see?"
(cough, everything, cough)
Esmeralda: "Zephyr, you need to slow down."
Zephyr: "[really slow] Okay, Mom..."
Mushu: "[imitating Mulan] General Shang? General Hard-Head, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy! The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!"
(Mulan 2, you've failed me so crying )
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:19 pm
Awesome lines "Jafar Jafar he's are man if he cant do it GREAT!" (Aladdin) "We'll run away together! and start a pride, all our own" (Lk2) Awesome Convo You know when kovu and kiara first meet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbObIN458UWorst lines Absolutly anything from pocahontas 2 for example "Tell her she's crazy" "youre crazy" (Luckly Smithy provides a facepalm)
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Queen_Awesome_Penguin Vice Captain
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:03 pm
Favorites:
Hercules: "Excuse me, my good, uh... uh... *looks down* SIR!"
Forte: "Oh, I think I might. I'll just pick myself up and- Oh, what's this? Heavens, look! I'M BOLTED TO THE WALL!!"
Lumiere: "It's from... a girl!"
Beast: "...Mrs. Potts?"
Naveen: "*fake coughing* Stick in the mud."
Princess Tiana: "Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your - your ivory tower!"
Prince Naveen: "Actually, it's polished marble."
Princess Tiana: "You minced!"
Prince Naveen: "I did! You have had quite an influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and- *panics* No, like two, three... just other women! A-and anyway, you could not be more different! You know, you are - you are practically, heh, one of the guys! No no no! You are not a guy! Let me begin again! Uh... *slips to the floor* Ha... I am not myself tonight. TIANA! Sorry, that was loud."
Least Favorites:
Naveen: "If I can mince, you can dance." (HE DIDN'T MINCE!!!!)
Wilbur: "I never thought my dad... would be my best friend."
Remy: "No."
Django: "What?"
Remy: "No. Dad, I don't believe it. You're saying the future is, can only be, more of this?"
Django: "This... is the way things are. You can't change nature."
Remy: "Change IS nature, Dad, the part that WE can influence. And it starts... when we decide."
Django: "Where are you going?"
Remy: "With luck, forward."
((There are others too, but this is all I can think of right now.))
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:41 pm
Quote: Hercules: "Excuse me, my good, uh... uh... *looks down* SIR!" Ha! I agree 100%!! Quote: Forte: "Oh, I think I might. I'll just pick myself up and- Oh, what's this? Heavens, look! I'M BOLTED TO THE WALL!!" Never again will I be able to get that phrase out of my head. Quote: Lumiere: "It's from... a girl!" Beast: "...Mrs. Potts?" Aww, the Beast is so...naive? Hehe, this quote makes me smile smile Quote: Remy: "No." Django: "What?" Remy: "No. Dad, I don't believe it. You're saying the future is, can only be, more of this?" Django: "This... is the way things are. You can't change nature." Remy: "Change IS nature, Dad, the part that WE can influence. And it starts... when we decide." Django: "Where are you going?" Remy: "With luck, forward." Looks like we agree here! Ugh- this entire thing is so stupid! "It starts when we decide"....what the crap! I vote this one as the worst. It makes me crack up every time...because of its stupidity. gonk
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:35 pm
Also, anything from the Hunchback of Notre Dame II sucks. SUCKS, I say!
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And here are a few more of my favorites, all from Treasure Planet:
Amelia: "Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecillic, and I mean that in a very caring way."
Doppler: "Excuse me, brutish pirate."
Pirate: *burps*
Doppler: "Yes you. I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is to teeny-tiny FOR YOUR BIG FAT BODY?!"
Silver: "That treasure is owed me, by 'tunder!"
Jim: "Well try finding it without MY map, 'by 'tunder!'"
BEN: "I'm not leaving without my buddy Jimmy! *Jim glares at him* Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Jim!"
Amelia: "Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes!"
Doppler: "She's lost her mind!"
Doppler: "Dang it, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! Well I am a doctor, but I'm not THAT kind of doctor; I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate you just sit there and you're useless!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:37 pm
I'm sure Qap LOVED that last post of mine, didn't she? rofl
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Ebil-NekoCat Vice Captain
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