GOTHS DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN
friend protection threat generator:
this is one of my friends s/he is:
A. the coolest guy/girl I've ever met
B. my best/greatest friend in the world
C. my god
D. one of my besties/friends/great friends
and:
A. crazy
B. awesome
C. cool
D. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
and if you mess with him/her I:
A. swear on my uncles grave...
B. the cops will go looking for you...
C. will find you...
D. she will kill you...
and:
A. you shall face the worst possible death
B. you will have a slow and painful death
C. I'll resurrect you and kill you myself
D. I will end up in the fiery pits of hell for KILLING YOU
E. you will end up dead in the woods somewhere
F. your body will be found in one state and your head in the next
G. I will hang your head like a star on my christmas tree
H. I will come at you with a 45
I. you better have a spot picked out for you at the cemetery
anddddddd I just spent 15 minutes of my life making fun of this emo mallgoth loser.
go me.
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