this is whare you post your valentine mad libs. ill go first (some of these you guys recieved)
Dear Viet_demon12,
When I think of you, I get weed in my lungs. Though it makes me feel high, it's also exciting. Whenever we are inhaling together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are smoking at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously high quality and trippy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a offering of a joint? I hope we can keep intoxicating together for alot years.
drunkly yours,
epic--crazy--chaos
Dear Boom_Crash_Bang,
I believe it was miley cyrus who once sang, "Oh, my stake, my tissue, I've hungered for your steak a long, trippy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, eminem, who said "impaling ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing m&ms like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
epic--crazy--chaos
Dear i poke you with chainsaw ,
I believe it was abraham licoln who once sang, "Oh, my log, my cabin, I've hungered for your fotune cookie a long, sexy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, george washington, who said "building ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing wood like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
epic--crazy--chaos
The Real jatz,
You know how the song goes: "angry men say only midgets rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your quite frightening embrace. Now I know how t.k. baha felt when the arsenals first parted to reveal mitch mcphifferson silhouetted against a loud sky. It was psychotic at first! Please be mine. I'll be right here, shotgunning illegally until you get here.
Yours truly,
epic--crazy--chaos
My beloved Nightmare Pumpkin Knight,
You and I are just two irritating people trying to make it in this psychotic world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of assault and battery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in gluttony, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our trippy love. Without you, I'm nothing but a bisexual domo.
Yours foolhardedly,
epic--crazy--chaos
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